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(Mom walks in on masturbating son)
It was Friday night and I got home about 20 minutes early, ready to begin the weekend. The house was silent. Jeff, my son, must not be home yet, I thought. I decided to change into something more comfortable. That simple decision set off a chain of events that has forever changed my life.
When I walked in the room I froze in my tracks. Jeff was lying on my bed completely naked. He had one hand wrapped around his long hard cock. His eyes were closed and he was stroking his cock fast. I know I should have walked out of the room, but I was shocked and mesm... Continue»
When I was 14 I wanted to go camping with some friends, mom eventually ended up driving us there and since we were only staying 2 days and boys only I didn't bother taking my PJ's.
When we ended up getting there it was night and after setting up my tent with me she decided to stay in my tent and drive home the next day. She didn't have a sl**ping bag so she agreed to stay in mine with me, when it came to bed time I was inside with no boxers on, she starts sliding into the sl**ping bag without telling me wearing a fucking SUMMER dress, the sl**ping bag was tight enough with just me but with... Continue»
What I did was wrong. I know that. You don’t have to judge me, I take responsibility for my actions. I am not going try to make excuses. I simply want to explain how it happened. I want you to understand that it was an accident. It was an honest mistake. I did not realize what my s****r was doing to me until it was too late. I’ve had some time to sort through the events of the past year, and there are so many things I would do differently if I could. To be honest though, there are some things I would never change. Some aspects that a part of me really enjoyed. I’d do it again. My parents split... Continue»
(Teen Mike spends time at Aunt Suzy's house)
My name is Mike. It all started about a few years ago when I was 18. I went to my Aunt Suzy’s house to spend the day swimming with my cousins, Brian and Lisa. Brian was a year older at 19 and was a sophomore in college. He was about my size at 6’0 and couldn’t be more than 165 lbs. Lisa was my age at 18 and we were both seniors in high school. Lisa was the type of girl that you knew would be hot at an early age. She was about 5’6 and maybe weighed 95 lbs., had gorgeous legs and started to develop a beautiful set of tits. They had to be about a ... Continue»
I have been observing my mother smelling my panties for many years now and have discovered that she is gaining sexual arousal from them. My mom began smelling them when I was in my early to mid teens, around about the time when I began to have sexual thoughts, which often resulted in me leaving a creamy liquid in my underwear. For years she would typically take them from the laundry hamper and just feel them with her fingers, followed by raising them to her nose and sniffing for awhile... but now it has developed into her taking my dirty panties and wearing them to bed and work.
A few month... Continue»
I woke up Saturday morning from a really hot dream and as usual I had throbbing hardon. I knew Mom and Dad had both gone to work, leaving just me and my s****r at home. As I lay in bed thinking about my dream I pulled off my underware and began to masturbate as I looked at some porn magazines enjoying the feeling as I stroked my hard cock. Without warning my bedroom door opened and my s****r walked in saying "Hey, what are you going to do today..." then she stopped in her tracks as she saw me naked spread eagle on the bed with my cock in my hand. Her eyes grew big with surprise when she saw me... Continue»
(Can he persuade Mom to be his first model)
It was a normal birthday for me. The weather was wet and horrible, and I came home to an empty house. It was Friday, 5pm, and I knew my Mother would be home in a few minutes. Hopefully with the present I had asked for. A new digital camera. I had gotten interested in photography and cinematography a few months earlier, fascinated with capturing images of beauty in anything and everything.
Unfortunately, my Father was away on business for the whole week, so was going to miss my birthday. So, just me and my Mom alone for the evening. Not that I m... Continue»
This story isn't mine, but a story that she told me a while back.
The public library had seen many people pass through its glorious marbled halls throughout the years. The people came and went. They were of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages. Some were dreading their time among the rows and rows of books, and others stayed for hours, relaxing in the peace and quiet of the adult section on the second floor.
Isabelle worked as a full-time librarian. The monotony of stacking books and selling those that were too worn to be borrowed again never discontented her. She was the typical ... Continue»
I promised you our own story when we met here through profiles on XHamster. A funny thing happened, worth sharing with readers here, and, this is our story.
Adventuring began easily, the XHamster way, finding profiles, posting comments, messaging about one another commenting on profiles. Cyber sexing is the second
reason after video viewing everyone hopes for when we connected here. You were so into the intensity of our exchanges that I easily ignored the long gaps in time for your side of the messages to come across the internet. Maybe a more paranoid person would have t
Britney Fucked In The Penthouse
A few weeks ago my little s****r Kate, won first prize in a radio station's phone in competition. She was delighted as the prize was two tickets to meet her idol Britney Spears and she had to interview the pop princess for the radio station. My Mum wasn't going to let Kate go as neither Mum or Dad could get time off work to take Kate to the gig, and they would not let their 12 year old daughter to go on her own with out some one to take care of her.
I said that I would take her and Mum agreed to that as I was 19 and she always said I was very respo... Continue»
On Feb 21 last week after I have finished my tuition at about 6.30 pm and all three pupils have left my house and I took a quick shower and cooked for my dinner. I was alone at home and my husband have gone to singapore for business needs. After watching TV for some time it was nearing 9 pm and I was having my dinner. My phone rings and when I took the phone it was the girl student and she have some more doubts about tommorows exam and she was afraid of exams. So I agree to clear her doubts and told her to come to my home. It was 9.15 pm and after 5mins she knocks at my door and I opened the d... Continue»
This is another freaking day of my life which I can never forget.
It was a warm afternoon of mid-spring season. My dad was on official tour and my b*****r and his wife went to our native place to attend a friend’s wedding. I was studying in my bedroom and my mother was cleaning house with our maid. It was almost lunch time and our maid left for other work. Suddenly, I heard a loud scream “Aaaahhhhh” and I rushed to the living area. I saw my mom was lying on the floor and asked her what happened, she replied “farsh par paani pada tha , maine dekha nahin aur gir gayee", I asked her "K... Continue»
"Why don't we try something new today?" - Sheila suggested as she jumped on the bed.
We were having our usual "what are we doing tonight" conversation.
Our group was small but we usually got along well watching movies and playing video games. We weren't the kind to drink or go to big parties...
you could say we were all a little lazy and to be honest, that night I REALLY saw nothing wrong with simply hooking up the Wii
and playing Mario Party as usual.
"What's wrong with the usual?" - I said... demanding we continue our match.
"C'mon... be a little adventurous. We might find some... Continue»
My girlfriend’s mother part 5
This story is the very strangest of all and it involves the promise I made to my girlfriends mother Ruth to e****t her s****r Sarah to Edinburgh to a conference, last episode I left you having just completed a night out on the town where Ruth got fucked and so did I but not by either Ruth or my girlfriend Gillian.
The f****y had been a bit vague about the arrangements for the trip as I said last time but I just put it down to women’s organising something and thought “ if it goes pear shaped I’ll pick it up as I go along” Sarah was supposed to be arriving at ... Continue»
My husband and I had gone on this trip to get away from our jobs, the k**s, and everything else that seemed to have us burned out. We stayed at this really nice hotel and we fucked like teenagers. My husband fucked me every chance he got. We went to this party at a big house, it had several levels and decks. We were mingling and drinking. I had a really good buzz going when my husband and I stumbled on a secluded hot tub. There was a guy already in the tub, we thought that if we started making out he would get out and go away. We started making out and getting very involved. I decided that I w... Continue»
When we were young my s****r would sneak into my bedroom at the end of the hall and would. Curiously pull back the blanket and take my dick out of my under wear and look at it and fell it. I was about 16 she was 14. I had sex before and she never has but I did see her with moms dildo in her pussy before! She would come into my room almost every night and play with my dick. I would move a little and she would duck under the bed. She figured I was sl**ping. So after about two week of this she got a little braver and put her soft lips around my cock for just a second and when she did it again I r... Continue»
Wooohooo, hubby’s got two months off work. In celebration we phoned a few friends over for supper tomorrow night. I invited my b*****r jay, my friend Jackie, her hubby Tom and hubby invited Iqbal & his wife Asrin. Well we decided to have everyone over at 7pm and serve food at 8pm.
At the time my husband was playing online poker and came up with a entertainment idea for the boys to play poker on the dinning table after we ate and cleared away. I told him that’s fine and the girls could go watch soaps and have a good chit chat in living room.
Next day I started messing with him very early in ... Continue»
(College guy is reunited with his hot s****r)
My younger s****r Kristy and I have always been very close. Since we are only a year apart, my parents treated us like we were a twin set of boys. By that I mean we took baths together until we were about 10 and we were f***ed to sl**p in the same hotel bed on f****y vacations until I was 16. We finally needed our own beds because even though we were close we still always fought about everything, just like any other b*****r and s****r.
When we were younger my s****r was quite the tomboy. She always chose to follow my friends and I to get in w... Continue»
Hi there. My name is Melissa. This story is about my craziest sex moments so far in my life since I turned eighteen years old. I love to look back at these times and laugh and masturbate about them. So here goes...
I'm in my high school locker room and about twenty of us girls are showering after our track and field practice.
Out of nowhere this guy in his twenties, who has nothing on but tennis shoes, breaks in and he's masturbating his hard cock in front of us. I think it's funny and quite arousing. But ... Continue»
Roby had just turned sixteen when this happened. He didn’t know what was next? He quickly was making his way down the hall to his room. He lay on his bed, butterflies churning in his stomach. He really wasn’t sure what was going on, but his body was telling him something. For the first time he had seen his mother not in the way he always had growing up, but in a much different way. He meant she aroused him. Yeah, he was sexually excited. He began to wonder if there was something wrong with him lusting after his own mother like this. He didn’t know.On the other hand, sinc... Continue»