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THANK YOU, APHRODITE----A XENA AND GABRIELLE TALE

Xena awoke abruptly from a deep slumber, momentarily disoriented, but felt a sweet calm settle over her once she saw Gabrielle curled up on the opposite side of smoldering camp fire, stirring slightly but not awakening.
It was the blush of a new day and a pale, fragile light just barely illuminated the sky above. Xena stretched her long limbs and rose. She was not wholly comfortable sl**ping in the nude but her wardrobe was washed the previous afternoon and hung from the lower branches of a nearby tree, still damp. Its cleaning had gone long neglected until Gabrielle, riding down wind, shar... Continue»
Posted by slappywag64 1 month ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 884  |  
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A Shower Surprise

The following story is an original work of fiction.

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Hi, I'm Michael. I'd like to tell you a story about an experience I had

not too long ago. It really was just sort of a taste, but it's something I

can't stop thinking about- something that just makes me want more.


It was just a normal Friday night and I was hanging out at an apartment

with a bunch of my friends. The apartment isn't anything special - just a

small two bedroom/bathroom with sparse furnishings - ... Continue»
Posted by Ention 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 7804  |  
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The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 3]

[CONTINUED FROM THE SECOND INSTALLMENT...]

TIME: 10:04 PM
DATE: September, 1st, 2013
LOCATION: Dublin Night Club

Hmmh. Coming here to the club was just a swift choice on my part. Just came here with me friends to have a good time or some "craic", not the d**g ahaha. Just a bit of fun. Gettin' a bit of time off filming. Finished filming my movie "How I Live Now". Got some premieres lined up soon. No harm done...

My friends assured me I wouldn't have paparazzi flashing cameras at my face. Sometimes it can get to be a bit too much. Not a big fan of alchoh
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Posted by thejediman 1 month ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 153  |  
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julia

Making Julia fuck her boss The first time I brought it up, Julia was set against the idea of fucking her boss. Her biggest argument was that by doing it, it could make things
incredibly awkward for her at work. But he was much older than him, and she wasn’t attracted to him at all. I dropped the idea for a few weeks,
but decided to ask her again. Persistence paid off. I guess she could see what this was something I really wanted, so she reluctantly agreed.
We decided to do it after her next staff party. She’d have a few drinks, get him to drive her home, and then invite him in. When they go... Continue»
Posted by ianyu1985 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1528  |  
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My step Daughter Bday

When my wife and I went to lived in Espirito Santo (Brazil), we brought my step daughter Lillian and she grows there until eighteenth, before we
could come back to States. By the time she was twelve she could speak three languages: English; Portuguese and Spanish. My wife and I
would have to travel often for work, so we would take Lillian with us in order to be our interpreter, without foreign acents. During one trip my relationship with Lillian changed forever. We were in the Rio de Janeiro on business, just the two of us. My wife was dealing
with supplier issues back home. Lillian and I h... Continue»
Posted by ianyu1985 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4248  |  
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Supplication

Supplication

She had agreed to allow him to restrain her as part of their foreplay…it wasn’t the first time that they’d tried some ‘vanilla’ bondage but tonight she knew that it wasn’t going to be quite so ‘vanilla’. He’d been hinting all week that he was going to make her beg…and he fully intended to make this a night that she’d never forget. She was a stirring sight, tied with her hands overhead and crossed, her tits pulled up tightly by her body’s position. Her breasts were full, beautiful and perfectly shaped with her nipples defiantly high in their attitude. Her legs were placed wid... Continue»
Posted by hamish67 1 month ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 466  |  
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Sex with Mom and Her Friend

My mom called me down to the living room where she and her girlfriend had been drinking wine all afternoon. Dad was away at my uncle's place for the weekend. "Hi Arun." Mom said. "You know Sarika, right?"

Sarika was an office administrator at the production house my mom worked in. She was only 32 to my mom's 45 years, but they got along like schoolgirls. Sarika was a very attractive with full breasts that I had to resist looking at, especially the way they were currently outlined by her tight blouse. My mom's weren't that bad either, I figured, briefly comparing them. While my mom was a
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Posted by bava12 1 month ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2488  |  
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THE WIVES SWITCH CLUB 2

THE WIVES SWITCH CLUB
PART 2

As tom and I drove home we didn’t say too much to each other it was strange as if we both felt guilty about what we had just done, as we arrived home Tom said do you want to talk about it “No not yet lets go to bed “ I needed Toms cock in me I could still feel James cum and I wanted to imagine Tom was James as he fucked me,
After sex I asked him how it had gone with Bee and he started to tell me in great detail I started to rub his cock while he told me what they had done together and to be honest I wasn’t really Listening I just wanted his cock hard again s... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 816  |  
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MY WIFE WATCH PART 3

MY WIFE WATCHING PART 3

Wife f***ed to have sex with a stranger.

When Tom comes home I’m going to tell him I’ve picked the man, its going to be our friend Brian I’ve always thought Tina his wife was so big headed always bragging her husband would never cheat on her as she gives him the best sex and head ever plus he has such a big pair of balls she says he can keep cumin after he shoots his load, so she thinks she’s better than all of us at blow jobs.
Her husband is always trying to get his hand under my dress Unknown to Tom he has touched me up a few times when we’ve been out clubbi... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1435  |  
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MY COCK IN MOM AND MY SISTER BREAST IN HANDS

i ever one this is Kishor. The story is about how I fucked my mom and s****r. My Father died when my s****r was 3 years. We are very poor f****y because of that one person said my mom that he will take me with him and educate me so my mom
agreed. I want with him and I studied with him still 10 and I was very fast learner so I learned my things and also about sex from my friend.
My friend used to bring story, Book and I used read that books even. And one day he bought the book which, Consists of sex between mom and son and read the story and I felt good from that day I used to read those t
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Posted by bava12 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 6825  |  
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Lonly Kyle and the fantastic threesome,

During class Kyles phone rang in on the professor giving his best impression of a mad scientist in the lab. Kyle frantically tried to turn it down, but the damage had already been don't and his Professor was already all over him like a moth to the light. The Professor "So somebody didn't get the memo ah dipshit"? Kyle gave the professor an apologetic smile and said"i'm sorry emergency". Answering the phone he could hear loud shouting in the background as his friend Ema was trying to tell him something but the call ended just as soon as she said "party"! Kyle turn off his phone and thought just... Continue»
Posted by santiago7theshepherd 1 month ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1277  |  
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Nerds get blow job after game

This story took place a couple years ago. My husband has season tickets for the Chargers football. He didn't want to go because he was just so disgusted with the way they were playing. (As was most of San Diego.) I invited my girlfriend to go. We don't really care how the team plays, we always have a good time at the game. Seated to my left were two Raven fans. They were younger guys. I know you will have a perfect picture them when I describe them. It's the two guys you always see together. They were both kind of short. The one guy was skinny with glasses, kind of goof, a real nerd. His frien... Continue»
Posted by down-onu 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1942  |  
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The meeting


It was almost ten thirty when they finally reached their destination. For about the last hour, once the sun had definitely gone down, Sylvia had ridden in the front of the car, giving Danny directions to an old unused factory on the industrial side of town.
Danny parked the limo next to the only other car, a black Porsche with darkened windows.
"Now when we're in there I want you to act subservient," instructed Sylvia.
"Don't worry honey," replied Danny with a smirk, patting Sylvia's thigh. "I'll be your little bl**d slave."
"I'm serious," Sylvia insisted. "Especially around Anita. I'll ... Continue»
Posted by engineerx1980 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 509  |  
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The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 2]

[CONTINUED FROM THE FIRST INSTALLMENT...]



I walked through Dublin's streets that were saddled with stinking piss. I passed shops with broken/stained glass and last Christmas's window painting. I ran past local hoodies and yobs looking for the next innocent bystander to harass. A jumped over several idle puddles just waiting for something to press their new shoes on. I gazed at several works of graffiti and slowly walked by several sexy female club-goers wearing tight skimpy dresses- and finally I arrived at the... Continue»
Posted by thejediman 1 month ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 164

Im here 4 u if u need me.

Back in 2003, I got locked up for the first time. I only did county time thou. Shackle to others who look scared. Not me thou as the co's put us in the cells we would be doing our time in. My celly wasn't in at the time. I had to get the boat on the floor. I put my Matt in it, made myself at home. It never settle in on me that im locked up yet & this where I'd be for 6 months. So, I went 2 sl**p & tried to get this day over with. Later on I heard the cell door open. The co said to my celly, you have a thug ass roommate waiting for you. My celly said ok. The door was slam shut. My eyes ... Continue»
Posted by fabbie454 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 886  |  
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Screwing with the mind

My name is Mark Maxwell, & I am in 11th grade. I don't have a girlfriend yet, but I'm looking for one. My science class has a lot of pretty girls, but I don't know if any will be interested in me. I know for a fact that I'm not that good with the ladies, but I am not complaining.

Friday was just an ordinary day. I went to school, & went to my math class. I took out the things I needed for the class, & got to work. Everything was normal, except for this one erotically dressed girl sitting in front of me doing awkwardly arousing poses that made it easy for me to see her privates. I know that ... Continue»
Posted by secrethentaiboy 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1465  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

The last story I wrote was of my exciting lover Jenny who had a very special secret.
As I related in the first story, I had no clue whatsoever that my friend Jenny possessed an anatomical difference which I had never dreamed really existed. I had read of myths, legends, and lore which had described her hermaphrodite status, but I was mistakenly thinking this was fictional poppycock. After finding out about Jenny, oh what a world, what an intriguing new world she has introduced me to; she gave me a first-hand introduction to a completely new w... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 431  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

The last story I wrote was of my exciting lover Jenny who had a very special secret.
As I related in the first story, I had no clue whatsoever that my friend Jenny possessed an anatomical difference which I had never dreamed really existed. I had read of myths, legends, and lore which had described her hermaphrodite status, but I was mistakenly thinking this was fictional poppycock. After finding out about Jenny, oh what a world, what an intriguing new world she has introduced me to; she gave me a first-hand introduction to a completely new w... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 442  |  
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Paybacks Are A Bitch

"Fuck you, you fucking low cunt she screamed." " Fuck You,Fuck You,Fuck You That Hurt"
Over and over again. Each "Fuck You" was punctuated by a flying object.
Both pillows whistled past my head, followed by the bedside clock, my wallet from the nightstand and 2 mobile phones.
Jesus she was angry.
I tried to explain.. but she wasn't in any mood to listed... I pleaded..."It was an accident"... really.
My cock went up her arse. I was just fucking her doggie style and pulled back to really ram it home and it came out. Instead of using my hand to guide it back into her cunt I just pushed and ... Continue»
Posted by bardeen 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3224  |  
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A bit of Posh!

Right then… in my ‘pretty woman I am not’ post I mentioned 2 other ‘gentlemen callers’ that had recently made my acquaintance. Well in this entry I am going to fill you all in on the second one. As with the first, my inspiration for nicknames has for some reason or another vanished, and as he already said he really didn’t want to be called ‘cutting-in’ (suggested for a couple of reasons… all of which clever I thought) I needed to go back to the ‘sex-inspired’ drawing board. I kind of had the feeling that I should try and incorporate an element from the film ‘indecent proposal’ but was bugge... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 396  |  
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