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Cream Shake

True story, circa 1997, I achieved what alot of guys fantasize about, having two hot sexy ladies get freaky, then invite me to join in. Now this just didn't happen overnight, but it been about two years in the making ,on the ends of a long and debauched sexual affair. I met my hottie( right away she admitted to me that she was married) at a club, she has horrible breath was all that I could remember, I never seen her before and she also told me she was new in town. To me she was just another d***k Barfly, I definitely had my share of lying back in those days and I tried to steer clear of wom... Continue»
Posted by sweetdoodad43 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda

Soulda, Woulda, Coulda

So, Idk if I have a bad picker or if I just have bad luck but another try to find my lover has gone down the drain. This time I didn't even get to be in the same room.... Which from hindsight is for the best...

So I had been talking to this handsome San Antonio married man, who has no c***dren yet. We took it slow, as he was nervous about meeting someone from a porn site... With good reason, Id say! Haha And that's why I like to meet first as well... So anyways, we get to know each other some. He is a professional and enjoys shooting guns. Two pluses in my book. ... Continue»
Posted by msliberty 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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nurul jilbabers

Namaku Arif, aku bekerja di sebuah kantor BUMN. Aku sudah menikah selama 3 tahun dengan istriku. Walau kami belum dikaruniai anak, kami sangat bahagia karena istriku adalah orang yang pandai sekali menyenagkan suami. Sepertinya tidak ada habisnya sensasi, gaya, dan teknik yang istriku peragakan setiap kami bergumul di ranjang. Aku 7 tahun lebih tua dari istriku yang kini berusia 28 tahun. Beberapa waktu lalu, rumah kami semakin berwarna ketika adik bungsu istriku yang kuliah kedokteran di salah satu perguruan tinggi negeri tengah menjalankan Koass di salah satu Rumah Sakit negeri yang kebetula... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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nikmatnya abg

“kamu dari mana rul?” tanyaku kepada nurul ketika dia baru kembali.
“dari jalan-jalan.” jawab nurul singkat,tanpa ada menoleh sedikit kearahku.

cerita dewasa ya sudah aku pikir,nurul sedang males cerita dan lelah kali ya sepulang jalan-jalan..dan aku pun akhirnya memutuskan untuk tidur,setelah membersihakn gitarku, hingga pada tengah malam itu,badanku digoncang-goncang oleh orang disebelahku,dengan sedikit setengah sadar,aku bangun dan melihat siapa orang yang berani mengganggu tidurku yang
sedang nyenyak ini. dan ternyata adalah nurul

“ehh,kamu rul.. kenapa sii?”tanyaku kenurul sambil... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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The Naiads of Thessaly Springs

This is the story of Wendell Connors, a recently divorced man of middle age and very active imagination, who has taken residence in an apartment community, where he finds both solace and excitement in his poolside home. With the help and encouragement he receives from his cheery and charming young neighbors, he finds new life, and a second chance at love.

This is a work of fiction. All rights are reserved.

. . . . .

[imagehttps://thearkofgrace.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Hylas-and-the-Nymphs-1896-d-1.jpg[/image]

The Naiads of Greek mythology were nymphs found in or near bodies ... Continue»
Posted by Stiffenpurple 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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penari bispak

Sialnya, hari itu pasar agak sepi, dan sesudah dua jam saya baru dapat Rp5000 sesudah menari di pangkalan ojek. Saya nggak bisa konsentrasi, kepala penuh dengan pikiran, gimana caranya supaya nanti kalau pulang sudah punya cukup uang untuk bayar kontrakan. Belum utang-utang lainnya. Menjelang siang, saya sedang jalan di barisan toko-toko besar di samping Pasar.

Dan di depan toko beras paling besar di Pasar, saya melihat Juragan sedang menghitung segepok uang. Beliau baru saja terima uang banyak, rupanya ada orang yang habis mborong. Saya waktu itu cuma kenal beliau sebagai ‘Juragan’. Beliau... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Agent Sheva: The 7 Month Trial to Promotion

Prologue
Note: The entire series is completely fictional; characters are of my own creation. As well as there may be minor v******e but only for this chapter. The first chapter is basically details for the plot. If you wish to avoid that then read chapter 2.
New Mexico, 12:45 AM
“Fox Trot, this is Bravo Team. We are ready to fire. I repeat we are ready to fire, over.”
“Bravo this is Fox Trot, please wait for our single, over.”
Deep in the dark and cold night of New Mexico, two FBI Special Weapons and Tactics Team were 6 kliks (3.8 miles) away from making the biggest bust in narcotics and... Continue»
Posted by JaxHen446 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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mila II

Besoknya jam 10 .50 pagi , pintu kantornya di ketuk . Dan Milla masuk menemui pak Solihin . “ Ah Milla , sayang kamu tepat waktu , “ kata pak Solihin, sambil melihat jam tangannya .

Lalu pak Solihin , duduk di sofa . Milla masih berdiri , terpaku . Dia menunggu dan menebak kira kira apa perintah gurunya .

“ Milla , kamu boleh pilih , mau aku entot , apa kulum ******Ku sampai aku keluar..” kata gurunya . Milla diam dan menjawab pelan “ saya kulum punya bapak saja..” .


“ Ok , tapi kamu buka rok kamu yah , saya mau lihat celana dalam kamu..” kata pak Solihin lagi . Milla membuka roknya... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Fucking when you weren't Planning on it

I recalled a story that I'm sure is not so uncommon. It falls under the variety of 'having sex when you weren't planning on going all the way.' I went on a blind date when I was in my early 20's. The woman, Sara, and I instantly hit it off. Our mutual friend knew that I liked curvy women (which Sara blessedly was) and that Sara liked skinny guys as long as (or especially if) they had big cocks. Our mutual friend was a platonic friend of mine, Kelly, but she knew I fit the bill in terms of thinness but with a big cock when I (purposely) lost in a college strip poker game. Best two pair I ever f... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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How to finger your girl the right way

How to finger your girl the right way

We thought that while we already provide for your virtual sex life, it wouldn’t hurt to pimp your real sex life up a tiny bit. So here’s your answer to the question how to finger a woman the way she can finally start believing in God again – as you know, we take religious beliefs very seriously.And exactly like in the Bible, we think that religion starts directly in the vagina. But unlike in the Bible, we think that you have to put something in there first before anything cool can happen. For example a finger.
Why should you finger her in the first pla... Continue»
Posted by Erieman2006 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Birthday Girl Wanted Tattoo On Her Chest







Hi everyone. My name is Amith(name changed). I am a professional tattooist.

This incident happened few days back. I have my own tattoo Studio in Bangalore. I’m good at tattooing. As every professional tattooists do not tattoo in the customers place I was also following the same. Because it spoils our reputation. But this incident totally changed my character. Without wasting time I will come to stor
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Posted by bava12 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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mila kusayang

Milla ABG yang masih duduk di bangku SMP , tapi sudah sering berganti ganti cowok . Karena ke cantikan dan ke sexy-an nya telah menarik birahi wali kelasnya . Wali kelasnya berhasil memancingnya ke kantornya , dan memperkosanya di sana , tidak hanya itu wali kelasnya juga berencana menjadikan Milla budak sexnya.

“ Milla , lihat hasil ulangan kamu , tidak lebih dari angka 4 “ kata pak Solihin . Milla menundukan kepalanya .

“ Apa kamu pikir bisa , naik kelas dengan hasil seperti ini , sebentar lagi ujian kenaikan kelas , bagaimana ini..” kata pak Solihin lagi .

“ ma maaf pak..” kata Mil... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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alya dan om bejo

Alya berdiri di tengah pos kamling sambil memeluk dirinya sendiri yang kedinginan terkena udara malam. Tubuh Alya masih terus bergetar, bukan dikarenakan oleh dinginnya semilir angin tapi karena perasaannya yang campur aduk.

“Uhhhhhmmm.” Desah Alya lirih saat tubuh hangat Pak Bejo memeluknya dari belakang. Pria tambun itu tidak perlu berbasa-basi dan ingin langsung menyantap hidangan utama yang lezat yang disuguhkan oleh ibu rumah tangga yang masih muda dan sangat cantik ini. Tangan Pak Bejo bergerak menyusur seluruh tubuh Alya sementara dia menempelkan tubuhnya sendiri di belakang sang ibu... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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alya dan om bejo anals

Pak Bejo mengelus seluruh tubuh Alya tanpa ada perlawanan berarti. Seluruh perasaan dan keinginan Alya untuk melawan hilang ditelan oleh kenikmatan orgasme yang baru saja dirasakannya. Pak Bejo mengecup pantat Alya yang bulat, mulus dan kencang. Beberapa kecupan meninggalkan bekas cupang memerah di pantat Alya. Pak Bejo merenggangkan kedua sisi pantat itu dan mulai menjilat lubang kecil yang berada di tengah, tepat di atas bibir vagina Alya yang masih meneteskan air mani. Lubang anus Alya dibuka sedikit melebar.

Tanpa aba-aba, Pak Bejo mencelupkan jari ke dalam vagina Alya, menciduk cairan ... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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ayah mertuaku yang ganas

Ungkapan kagum Pak Bambang membuat Dina kaget, ia terhenyak dan mundur ke belakang.

“Kamu cantik sekali. Aku puas punya menantu seperti kamu.” Wajah Pak Bambang yang sudah terbakar nafsu birahi membuat Dina bergidik ketakutan. Saat masih menjadi boneka Pak Pram saja kakek tua ini dengan mudah bisa menidurinya, apalagi sekarang saat mereka tinggal serumah. “Kalau nanti si Dudung absen meniduri istri barunya, Bapak bersedia mengambil alih pekerjaan itu. Mempercepat memperoleh keturunan.” Katanya sambil terkekeh-kekeh.

“Ma-maaf… tapi saya sedang tidak ingin diganggu, bisa Bapak keluar dulu ... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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anisa dan om bejo

“Tolong kasihani aku, tinggalkan aku sendirian…” bisik Anissa lemah, “tolong…”

“Rasanya Mas Dodit pasti akan sangat berterima kasih seandainya kita berdua memberinya hadiah yang terindah yang akan selalu ia ingat sepanjang hidup.” Tangan Pak Bejo turun dari dada Anis ke perutnya, tangan itu menepuk pelan perut langsing Anis, “Hadiah terindah berupa seorang anak dari kekasihnya tercinta yang didapatkan dari sperma seorang pria tua buruk rupa.”

Anissa menutup mulutnya karena kaget dan takut, dia terhenyak berdiri dari posisinya yang rebah di ranjang, dia memang sudah diperkosa Pak Bejo, ta... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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anisa dan om bejo part II

Anissa sedang menikmati lantunan lagu jazz lembut yang mengalun di radio ketika terdengar ketukan pelan di jendela mobilnya. Wajah Pak Bejo yang tiba-tiba muncul mengagetkan dara itu. Anis memencet tombol membuka jendela.

“Ada apa, Pak?” tanya Anissa.

“A-anu, non… sepertinya saya kehilangan kunci mobil sewaktu buang air kecil tadi.”

“Aduuuh… Pak Bejo ini gimana sih?” nada suara Anissa meninggi karena jengkel, tapi gadis itu segera memperbaiki nada suaranya agar Pak Bejo tidak marah. Mereka hanya berdua saja di tempat sepi ini dan hal terakhir yang diinginkan Anissa adalah membuat Pak ... Continue»
Posted by CheGhe69 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Blowjob at Krogers during rain storm story and vid

I posted the video "Blowjob at Krogers during a rain storm. Here is the backstory to what lead up to that video.

Saturday I went my local Kroger's to do my shopping. As I am walking up to checkout a black chick in workout clothes cuts in front of me in line. I notice she has a nice ass in her workout pants and I don't mind looking at it as she is in front of me. She checks out and gets a phone call and walks out and I proceed to checkout. After paying for my groceries I walk out and notice she is parked next to me and loading her car while talking on the phone to a guy and it sounds lik... Continue»
Posted by dblacknhou 2 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My Lunchtime Encounter

So again, debated on putting this out there...

It's embarrassing, annoying me and it's kinda funny (from y'alls perspective), so Im gonna share. Y'all seem to like my pathetic and funny stories.

A couple of weeks ago now I tried again to meet someone to fuck. He is a young 29yo black man within 25 minutes of me.

We met twice for lunch to chat and we made out a little in the car each time.

The third meeting I met him at his house but I was on my period and he is not down with that (of course my luck...) so I knew we weren't gonna fuck, we made out and I sucked him until complet... Continue»
Posted by msliberty 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Clinical Studies & Faking Results & Sexual

I met my girlfriend at a clinical study and let me tell you we kept sneaking off to have some quick and rough sex at the studies. My girlfriend has a hot daughter who I want to have a threesome with and I will definitely get mommy and daughter into my bed, but besides the point I need to tell you about all the dirty details. We met at a study, she is a little overweight but after smoking my jizz enhancer i couldnt help myself and started flirting with the latino girl who barely understand any english at all! After working my words her and I went to the washroom at the study and started f... Continue»
Posted by joshuasferrazza 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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