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Kelly and I: Seven Minutes of Heaven

If this story looks familiar, that’s because it was originally uploaded years ago, and I’m re-uploading a few of my stories with grammar corrections, less awkward wording, etc. Hope you enjoy!

This is the third in a trilogy based on a character named Kelly. This isn’t chronologically related to the previous story, but instead, is an entirely different story about a first time with the character. A lot of the beginning of this is just character development, build-up, and so on, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to find this part:

SEX STARTS HERE:

aaaaaaand ... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Kelly and I: The Showers

If this story looks familiar, that’s because it was originally uploaded years ago, and I’m re-uploading a few of my stories with grammar corrections, less awkward wording, etc. Hope you enjoy!

This is the second in a trilogy based on a character named Kelly. This isn’t chronologically related to the previous story, but instead, is an entirely different story about a first time with the character. A lot of the beginning of this is just character development, build-up, and so on, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to find this part:

SEX STARTS HERE:

aaaaaaand... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Carol, a cock & cum legend

Having just read, “cock and cum cravings.” by the Good Lady Tang. The inspiring story of her love of cock and cum. It did rather put me in mind of my very own cock and cum loving friend whilst at collage.
We were at the time about three weeks into our first term of collage, all of us in the mist of finding our way around and eyeing each other up regarding future friends, acquaintances and those little fuckers we need to avoid at all cost. Ha ha.
Wednesday afternoons were free, so on this particular Wednesday I found myself ambling aimlessly around when I bumped into Carol. Having started wor... Continue»
Posted by appycam 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Kelly and I: Our Very Wet Time

If this story looks familiar, that’s because it was originally uploaded years ago, and I’m re-uploading a few of my stories with grammar corrections, less awkward wording, etc. Hope you enjoy!

This is the first in a trilogy based on a character named Kelly. A lot of the beginning of this story is just character development, build-up, and so on, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to find this part:

SEX BEGINS HERE:

aaaaaaand here we go!

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I ... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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I Have a Dream...

This is Julie...

In college I'm studying Philosophy and Religious Studies. But for as long as I can remember I've always been fascinated by United States history and politics too. So it wasn't so surprising that the other day, as I was lounging nude on my garden chair, I began pondering about how we can have a better country and world.

The inspiring words of Robert F. Kennedy came to me:

“There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?”

And of course the epic speech of Martin Luther King was not far behind... Continue»
Posted by Luv_Jesus 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Hot Tub Time Machine: Sexy Racquel Darrian VS Butc

Hot Tub Time Machine: Beauty and the Butch 


Starring: Racquel Darrian and Lily Cade


Lily lay in bed trying to sl**p. She tossed and turned restlessly, wearing only a pair of white briefs. The traffic outside her window was louder than usual. The freeway construction was making life pretty unbearable. It sounded like two freeways were merging because that’s pretty much what was happening.


She gave up, stacked her pillow against the bed’s backboard and had a smoke. Lily had been watching the comedy Hot Tub Time Machine that evening and now wondered what mischief she could get hers... Continue»
Posted by RICKDECKARD68 2 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Summer School

18 Year old Sharon Montgomery was soon to leave School- with her final exams about to come up,then,one very hot saturday night she entered a competion-'win a free 8-week holiday to Swaziland!'-a company was offering an all expenses paid trip for a maximum of three people to the little African country-it sounded wonderful!she typed in a random question-not seriously expecting to win!ten to her utter amazement she found by e-mail she had won!the delighted Sharon shows both her parents!'are you forgetting something young lady?' her dad said,as he reads the date they must be at the airport 'and fo... Continue»
Posted by burningbottom 2 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  
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what teachers get upto!

Parents evening at my local Primary school is boring but educational and lets me find out how my sibling is doing. This particular evening my wife couldnt make it as she was working late so it was just me, I dropped my sibling off at a friends and I walked to school.
There was a few parents still around but i was the last one , No messing about with times. I know what time i have to be there and just wait for the last parent to leave.
Waited 20 minutes and had to go to the mens room. I was gone about 15 minutes to the other side of school. I finished and hurried out over the playground and ... Continue»
Posted by tarny 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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St Paddy's School for the Scandal – The

St Paddy's School for the Scandal – The Head Girl does her Oral Examination


First – this is a naughty schoolgirl bondage fantasy for adults – it is not intended to imply any u******e or other practices!! Think St Trinians!

In the wilds of the countryside there exists a School. It has large lush grounds, playing fields and woods. The main school building is probably Victorian in era. One can never be quite certain about these things, but it is a large gray stone building with fake Gothic arches and spires and it has ivy growing over it. The main building houses the teacher’s offices an... Continue»
Posted by paddy57 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Susanna Francessca photoshoot

Thanks to Mark for this story about his photoshoot with Susanna Francessca, which shows what a fantastic exhibitionist she is…..

“It’s great to see so many pictures and videos of Susanna Francessca on your channel, Kevin. I did a photoshoot of her at her studio in Warwick, several years ago. Now, I like shaved pussies. Not just the girl’s pussy lips, but totally shaved. A friend told me about Susanna and her studio and gave me her mobile number. I phoned her up and asked her, if I paid her a bit more, if she would shave her pussy completely for me. She was up for it, no problem, so I... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Couldn't cum with shaved gal, came hard with

When I was in college in the late 1990's, pussy shaving, at least as far as I had noticed, had first become an 'in' thing for females to do. I had hooked up with some of these 'pioneers,' and while I never preferred them to their full bushed counterparts, I was able to perform. My junior year I lived at a popular college apartment building. Kind of like Melrose Place, where the guys and gals all got to know one another and there was a lot of messing around. One night, I got together with a gal on my floor, Carrie. She was cute and though she was technically older than me by about 4 month... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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A lucky night with my favorite BBW pornstar

It was two years ago when I started chatting with my favorite pornstar, she is a bbw and 16 years older, she engaged somewhat by following me on IG but I later hit her up from time to time on Facebook. I soon saw that she and a few other girls were on a US tour performing at different clubs and I had never gone to something like this before but I decided that I was going to buy a ticket.

Just before the date of the event she emailed me stating that the show was canceled in my city but If I liked we could meet one on one at her hotel, the hotel just happened to be a few miles away from my ... Continue»
Posted by faribx 2 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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SPH - She measured my dick

We had been chatting back and forth for a few weeks and up until then our subject of conversation was mainly work, as we worked together. Late one Friday night though, I received a very unexpected photo of her in nothing but her bra and panties with a message that read 'bring your big cock to me now and make my little pussy cum'. Now, if the message had read 'bring your little skinny cock to me now so I can watch you prematurely ejaculate over my pussy before you get it in', that would have been much closer to what I had to offer. I'm not one to turn down a chance to fuck a pretty girl thou... Continue»
Posted by 5inchsoffun 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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A canoeing day that went wrong/right.

A canoeing day that went wrong/right.



The events that got me into this position are unimportant. What is important is that I’ve been backed into a blind date, so my canoe buddy can get into a perfect 10 blonde’s pants. He has covered for me in the past. So fairs, fair. The 20 something brunette in the front of my canoe has a pain face and has dressed in clothes that do not show her figure at all. The only thing in her favour is that she hardly says a word and obviously knows how to paddle. I can’t wait to get this ‘date’ over!
The trip went without event until the last weir. John and ... Continue»
Posted by CanoePirate 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Revenge Fuck

Spencer woke from his sl**p naked with the scent of alcohol and pussy on his lips. He wondered if last night's activities were a dream. Spencer grumbled, turned over of his right side, and was about to fade back into dreamland when he felt his bed shift and a woman moaned right next to him. He slowly turned over to his left and saw what he thought he had dreamed. Sasha, a 5'6" black goddess that made guys drool at work. With her 35D breasts, slim 24 inch waist, and 36 inch hips and ass combo, she was a brickhouse. How she got into Spencer's bed was another story.

Sasha, still asl**p, turne... Continue»
Posted by jucoxfer 2 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Chastity

Hi. My name is Chastity. Yeah, it made it a little harder to get dates in high school, but fortunately most of the guys didn't know what it means lol.

I'm 32 years old, 5'1" tall, and weigh about 110. I have brown eyes, plain brown hair, and average features. I never attracted much attention in high school. I've been married for 13 years. My husband is only the second guy I ever let in, and I've been faithful to him ever since. We have 2 k**s -- a daughter 12 and a son 9. I work as a waitress at the local truck stop. The truck stop provides a "uniform" of sorts -- a t-shirt with t... Continue»
Posted by somewherealong97 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Hot Caramel by Dscurve

Hot Caramel by Dscurve

I’ve never been to one of these places. Nervously I walk up to the Plantation style hostel. A light drizzle has coated the steps so cautiously I walk up them in my long black dress. I’m thankful there’s a deep V slit right up front; makes it much easier for me as I pull it higher exposing more of my thigh, slowly I climb the steps shivering as the cold rain droplets land on my open back. I pause a moment at the top and adjust the two narrow pieces of material that are barely wide enough to cover my areolas. My nipples strain against the threads as a cool wind b... Continue»
Posted by jonline 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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First Date

She was 35 and I was 42 but we were both in very good shape. Actually, she was beyond that term, way beyond. She had one of those naturally toned figures where every part is balanced just right. She was in the absolute prime of her life, that window of age some women attain when they reach a maturity that’s truly a perfection of human femininity. You don’t encounter such a woman very often, one that is not otherwise totally engaged. But when you do, you take notice because the feeling she embodies rushes at you and through you. It stops you in your tracks.
It is even more powerful ... Continue»
Posted by richardstands 2 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Some fucking little things about me

Let me fucking talk a little bit about me:

I am a young stud thinking about fuck all the time. I live among very beautiful hot fucking women, so I am surronded by them all day fucking long. I am good looking and I usually get a lot of attention from females. I keep getting approached by all kinds of women just for satifying each other`s fuck needs, like I am some kind of fem fuck toy, a fucking living vibrator. I sometimes feel like fucking hate women for that, they don`t think I fucking can do better than that, that`s why I like to fuck them, make them love my fuck, then fucking abandon th... Continue»
Posted by Mrsircumalot 2 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The day it rained

So, we'd been wed for more than a week now..the love was blossoming but we had not managed to get our inhibitions out of the way and get down to business if you know what I mean. Mr P and I had met online, and after a 5 month long-distance relationship I fell for his dry sense of humor and sexy deep voice. I am an attractive woman and my ladies are a 36 C and I haven't ever shied away from showing off my cleavage and watching men stare ;) ..
House was full of relatives post wedding meant we had not managed to get anywhere apart from me staring at his hard manhood poking through his jammies a... Continue»
Posted by p_wangdu 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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