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Life is a Roller Coaster Ride


I believe every now and then life brings you full of surprises. Your relations with old buddies Vanish in a moment , You develop new relations and your relations with old friends with whom you are proud off go so bitter that you don’t feel like calling them and on the other side you get in touch with new friends and they become integral part of your life.

This story is all about such relations which turned into some serious involvements and I am from Indore working in a Reputed Company at a very senior position and I am marrie
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Posted by bava12 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 410  |  
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Confronted

It's rarely that you find yourself alone with Mia Reid. On this occasion, no-one else is expected for at least half an hour. You make her a cup of tea and take advantage of the opportunity to get to know her better.

You've lusted after Mia for a while now, but you've never made a move on her. You can't imagine that anything good would happen if you were ever to proposition her. Instead you make small talk and wonder if she suspects the depth of your feelings.

Mia eventually gets up from the table to put her empty cup in the sink. She's talking animatedly about something that happened l... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3282  |  
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Community: Fundamentals Of Law

It was now Jeff's...or as he would be known to his students as, Mr. Winger's second day of teaching. Even though Greendale was a rundown, fairly crappy joke of a community college, Jeff had to admit it had done a lot for him. Not only was he able to complete his bachelor's degree and able to actually become a lawyer, he had also gained a core group of friends that made him a much better person.

Greendale wasn't done with the tall, good-looking man just yet though. After a failed attempt at becoming a defense lawyer again, though this time for people that were innocent, he needed a job. The... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  Views: 950  |  
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MY SEXY WIFE LIKES OLDER MEN

MY SEXY WIFE LIKES OLDER MEN

When I married my wife Sally I knew she had a thing for older men so it was no surprise to me when we were invited to my boss’s retirement party at the home of the director of the company home,

You see Sally who is 34 is a real sexy woman and always dresses sexy she has a great body and a nice pair of legs with a great rear and a rather large bust which is very firm I can confirm that she gives a great tit fuck so it’s no wonder she attracts so much male attention when ever she goes out,

But she seems to love the company of older men she always liked the x... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 647  |  
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MY SEXY WIFE LIKES OLDER MEN

MY SEXY WIFE LIKES OLDER MEN

When I married my wife Sally I knew she had a thing for older men so it was no surprise to me when we were invited to my boss’s retirement party at the home of the director of the company home,

You see Sally who is 34 is a real sexy woman and always dresses sexy she has a great body and a nice pair of legs with a great rear and a rather large bust which is very firm I can confirm that she gives a great tit fuck so it’s no wonder she attracts so much male attention when ever she goes out,

But she seems to love the company of older men she always liked the x... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1021  |  
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Taking Care of My Grannies Part III


Well, I have told you about two of my four Grannies, so it’s time to reminisce about Granny number three, Joan, a well built, sassy redhead from Chicago. She was somewhat stocky but made up for it with the nicest set of large boobs I have ever seen on a granny. They still had plenty of lift and always wore low cut tops; her cleavage poured out of her bra. Now being a big city girl she knew the score when it came to a guy like me. She knew I was fucking other women. I would call her looking for a date and she would ask “who did you fuck last night” I jokingly responded “it doesn’t matter, who... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 654  |  
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Sex on a Sandy Beach

Sex on a Sandy Beach?

Well, my current girlfriend (one of many) is Candice, a well built, sassy redhead from Chicago. She was somewhat stocky but made up for it with the nicest set of large boobs I have ever seen on a women. They not the biggest I’ve ever seen but they were the best formed pair of tits I have ever seen on a women and Candy knew it. She always dressed in low cut tops with a bra with plenty of lift with her cleavage pouring out of her top. Now, being a big city girl she knew the score when it came to a guy like me. She knew I was fucking other women. I would call her looking ... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1  |  
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Young Lyn #3 Loitering within tent

(Explanatory note - "loitering with intent" - British legal term meaning hanging around with the intention of committing a crime)

I bloomed early and always got a lot of attention from the lads. I will mention no ages here,
but I was young.

Ok, well I did start early. I started messing around with cocks when I was young to be honest.


I looked a lot older and I was drinking in pubs early.

I managed to avoid getting a reputation, somehow, more by luck than judgement, but sexual confidence was not an issue.


This account took place just days after my a Birthday.

It wa... Continue»
Posted by lyn_hornygirl 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2417  |  
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Comforting the roommate

It's been a long, rainy, and all-around miserable week. Classes and part-time jobs have been running you into the ground, but it's Friday night now and you have the weekend off. Part of you wants to get out to some parties and meet some girls, but you are so exhausted you can't bring yourself to do more than collapse on the couch and watch some late-night movies.

You mentally chastise yourself for not going through the effort of going out to try and woo some of the other college juniors. You haven't had any sex since you and Gia split and that was several weeks ago. All the sexual frustrat... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2795  |  
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Husband watches

Jools sat astride me. I couldn't believe my good fortune. Such a beautiful woman- dressed in heels, stockings and a red and black leather corset. Her sheer panties lay on the floor and I couldn't take my eyes from between her legs.
"I'm going to fuck you hard, sweetheart," Jools said, her breath a hot whisper in my ear. "I'm going to take all that cum you have for me."
"Oh my god," I managed to whisper.
Jools took my fingers and under the palm of her hand she had me work that sweet pussy. My eager fingers found her clit and she helped me slide a finger into her hot core.
She rocked bac... Continue»
Posted by bumfelt 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1026  |  
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WHAT I WILL LIKE TO DO

what i would like to do
Well where do I start? I suppose from the start ,I have so many things I would like to try ,but I will have to go slow ,and build it up until the weekend ,and then step it up a notch, think I just start off very slow and work my way up ,I really don’t know until we try for the first time ,and see how everything fits .I am just going to lay there with you and hold you tight I have been waiting for this for a long time ,but one thing I know for sure ,I am going to pussy .lick ,suck and tease your pussy ,real slow ,and not give you the full treatment ,by looking at the p... Continue»
Posted by alwaysREADY2please 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 656  |  
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ME AT THE BACK OF THE PLANE:PART TWO

ME AT THE BACK OF THE PLANE:PART TWO
ME AT THE BACK OF THE PLANE:

Maggie got up first and I watched her go to the back of the plane, with a quick look around I got up and walked to the same toilet and knocked twice, she opened the door and pulled me inside. We started to kiss and my hands were all over her and so were hers. I was grabbing her at her cloths ,I unbuttoned her green top she had on ,which showed off her well cupped breasts in a lace bra, in matter of seconds I had it off my mouth went straight for her nipples ,I was sucking them like a little baby trying to draw milk, she was ... Continue»
Posted by alwaysREADY2please 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1410  |  
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We boarded the plane

We boarded the plane
We boarded the plane ,and found our seats very quickly ,we were on the right side of the plane by the windows ,I love sitting at the window so I can look at and see the world from a bird’s eye view ,then seat next to was empty, good I through to myself, we can relax .without worry about disturbing the other person, the plane was filling up and the seat was still empty, but I could see this long brown headed woman, red in the face looked like she been running, the closer and closer she came I could see her face a very big smile with dimples and the curliest hair you ever... Continue»
Posted by alwaysREADY2please 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1868  |  
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LIKE MOTHER LOVE DAUGHTER MORE

LIKE MOTHER LOVE DAUGHTER MORE


My story start when I was10 years of age, I had a s****r who was 13 years old and she was always teasing me especially when she invited her girlfriends round to our house after school,
They would all go to her bedroom and then call me up to her room asking if I wanted to play with them of course as a 10 year old I was too young to understand what there type of playing was,

I was told to lie on the bed as they wanted to play nurses and I was to be the patient for them I would always do as they asked and just lie there while they pretended to operate on me... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2364  |  
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sex in the barn

Sex in the barn:

I walk into the barn and I saw Maggie bending over picking up a bale of hay , I walked behind her and grabbed her tits she dropped the bale of hay straight away ,I started to kiss her at the back of the neck and around to her ear ,my hand went under her shirt to find her large tits hugging them very tightly ,I could feel her nipples get hard ,I already had a hard on watching her bending over ,I could see the outline of her pussy in the tight leggings she had on ,I took her top off and undid her bra, her big tits bounced ,I turned her around and started to suck hard on her n... Continue»
Posted by alwaysREADY2please 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1572  |  
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Husband watches

Jools was quite simply beautiful. She sat astride him and he could not believe he was so fortunate. She was like a naughty angel. Albeit an angel with flawless makeup and one wearing a black and red leather corset, fishnet stockings and high heels.
"I'm going to fuck you hard," she whispered, leaning closer to him. "You're going to cum so much and I want it all."
"Oh my god," he managed to gasp as she leant forwards to nuzzle his ear, running her tongue up his neck. His cock was a hard pain between his legs. It twitched as she brushed his legs with her fishnets. Her nipples were visib... Continue»
Posted by bumfelt 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 636  |  
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Office Strip Tease

The wine flowed and the party swung like no party ever. I wasn't too keen on office parties but this one was fun and business had been very good this quarter.

I was feeling a bit d***k from the cheap wine and champaign and I had to have a seat in my cubicle for minute. I could hear the party going on in the main meeting hall in the the distance and after a while someone came through the doors from the party. I could hear someone walking around and some girlish giggling.

Then she appeared from around the corner, it was Sue who had the cubicle next to me. She cheekily poked her head ar... Continue»
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Husband watches

Jools sat astride him. He didn't know where to look. She was so beautiful. So naughty. She wore flawless make-up. Her eyes smokey with shadow. Seductive. Her lips were a shiny gloss. She wore a red and black corset. One nipple slipping into view as she leant forward and kissed him. Between his naked thighs, his cock twitched against her fishnet stocking clad leg.
"I'm going to fuck you so hard," whispered Jools, her voice a hot whisper in his ear. She nuzzled his neck. Took one of his hands and placed it between her thighs. Under her palm his fingers rubbed at the sheer panties a... Continue»
Posted by bumfelt 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 647  |  
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One of Mike's dreams . . .

I stood at the front gate and took a deep breath . . . I checked, yes it was the right address, so I tugged my jacket, checked that I looked neat and tidy and walked up to the door, tentatively knocked and waited. It slowly opened . . .

"Why hello, do come in" she sullenly said through rich pouting lips.

I licked my lips and followed, noticing that she was wearing a very tight strapless top which left very little to anyone's imagination, below her bare midriff was an extremely short black skirt, so short I could just see the curve of her tight bottom where it met the top of her legs ea... Continue»
Posted by lifesfai 1 month ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1451  |  
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Dora`s bill

Dora`s bill
Let me introduce myself, the names Lenny, 6ft of unkept, red headed, slim, tired, unemployed, sex mad 30 year old , who`s wife is the delectable Dora, a 5ft 10, 36D 24 37, 25 year old blonde who has just returned to me after some days of intense adventure.
It all started at the library, as I said a month ago, I was keeping a low profile from the good lady having squandered her holiday fund on a certainty that obviously with hindsight was not... and the library seemed to be the best place it being warm and the last place on earth the wife would look for me. Anyway another of t... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 1 month ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1523  |  
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