Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 3
I basically wrote this story just to see if I could pull it off. It is an unedited once over piece but it has gotten good feedback so I decided to post it and see what other people think.
OF WIZARDS AND STARSHIPS
A SEXY ROMP THROUGH SPACE-TIME
A cold and bitter wind blew through the darkened English countryside, carrying the promise of snowfall before morning. Across the land, Muggles and Wizards alike wisely chose to avoid the winter weather and instead found things to do indoors where it was safe and warm.
Despite being wrapped in numerous layers of defensive magical spells, ... Continue»
October 2014, South Wales, secluded and forgotten bench
It's a relatively sunny day with some summer rain I'm wearing my skinny jeans, my hair is flowing in the wind as I smoke a joint waiting for her to wake up (she's gonna need a lie in for what's in store). She's a wannabe goth and I don't mind sayin' it, black lipstick, black hair, thick eye-liner and brown cola eyes. She started sending me the photos you can find in my galleries.
Texts - me: "Wanna meet up at 'the bench' away from the town?" Shannon: "Why you got something special planned? ;)" me: "Maybe.. depends o
Drama queen part 3
The next day (Friday) I got up and dressed in clean lingerie and a mini skirt with top, I did my make up, I was getting better; especially after the tips Alice had given me. I took my dirty lingerie and loaded it into my washing machine. I did notice there were no male underwear, and did a smile to myself. I checked the skirts, top and dress I had worn and decided that they needed a wash too so they were set aside for the next load. I remembered I had some essays from Drama school to mark. The rest of my day was spent reading and marking with the occasional break for natu... Continue»
"Mais maman!" Je plaidé. "Je ne ai pas besoin d'une baby-sitter! Je ne peux pas simplement rester moi-même cette fois? »Mais elle ne bougeait pas. Pour l'amour de Pete, je avais quatorze ans. Tout simplement parce que mes parents ont dû sortir de la ville pour le week-end, pourquoi ai-je avoir quelqu'un rester avec moi comme si je étais un petit enfant!
«Regardez Jeff, je ai entendu tout ce que je vais vous entendre. Je reçois la fille de Mme Walker, Rachel de rester avec vous, et ce est tout ce qu'il ya à faire. »Puis sa voix se adoucit un peu. "Ecoute chérie, ce ne est pas que nous ne vou... Continue»
They stood at the intersection waiting for the light to turn. They'd been fighting for four blocks now.
"You are so stupid!" he yelled at her.
"You may not be so smart yourself."
She said it without emotion, just going through the ritual. Don't fight back; he goes on forever. Fight back too much; he gets explosive, not physically abusive but headache loud. They're relationship had become a game of trying to fight just enough. Though on this occasion she was exhausted and aimed to push him swiftly to leaving; an ambitious goal. He could fight all night. He didn't seem to h... Continue»
Justin time [part 1 of 2]
By: Helena Handbasket
I'm divorced, 48, a redhead and curvy.
This is my first story, I hope you like it. As time goes on I will take
you on my many fantasies, but this one is true.
Episode one - the DIY Store. You may call this a Hardware Store. I am
meaning a shop that sells paint, plaster, tools etc for jobs around the
home and garden. I needed some paint to repaint my front door. There
was little chance I would ever actually paint it, but on this
particular day I had started out with the best of intentions.
Not that I was exactly dressed ... Continue»
I am 26 old guy having a hunger for sex 24/7, I own a tool which is not gigantic as its described in the stories here, I have a 6.5 inch tool with a 2.5 inch circumference. I am working for a reputed company as a territory manager in Hyderabad. I have to travel a lot within AP and Pune. Few months back we had a requirement in one of our centers and had to hire a junior for which we started hiring. And one of the candidates was Bindu; she was 25 silky hair and stats of 32 24 36. Damn she was hot and I already made my plans of fucking her soon. I interviewed her and obviously selected her. Few w... Continue»
It started like this; me and my friend went for movie. It was a late night show of 11.15 pm we got there at 11.00 and after our arrival a group of 3 girls arrive they were fully mature and in that group she was there. I was staring at her and only thought in mind was how to fuck her. She was wearing a t-shirt like top which was ending at her navel and a short frock which was just above her knee. Everyone was looking at her. She was hot and with that outfit she was kill mine and my friends’ heart. I can guess everyone there are just thinking like me how to fuck her just once. Seeing her, my lit... Continue»
FICTION OR TRUE YOU DECIDE,
My biggest regret.
My name Clair Andrews I’m 42 years of age and have a son of 16 years Kevin,
I have been married for over 20 years to Tom but we are currently separated due to my husband having an affair with one of our friend’s wife,
My son still see’s his father every week so we do talk when he come’s,
I think he would like us to get back together as he tells me the affair is now over,
I still cannot forgive him for what he has done but we are working on it,
My son would love us to get back together and be a f****y again.
Before the affair ou... Continue»
So my neighbor was a big girl BBW for sure, huge tits, big fat ass and a pussy that was so good it was definitely built for fucking. We had been fucking secretly for a while as she was cheating on her long time boyfriend with me and would come over for a regular fuck every few days. She was the type of woman that I could just slip in her ass or pump her mouth, she didn't care what I did or when I did it so long as I filled her with cum or busted over her face or huge tits. This particular time she had been out with her man and he was really d***k, so d***k he passed out in the hallway. She kno... Continue»
Michael Canell sat in bed wearing the light blue pajamas his wife had given him last Christmas and tried unsuccessfully for the third time to read page 132 in his new spy novel. He just couldn't concentrate. He tried to hide it but he was worried.
Michael barely even noticed when his wife, Adrianna, entered the room wearing a silk baby doll nightie that clung to all the best parts of her shapely figure. Adrianna was about five foot six with a mane of curly dark brown hair and a face that was a cross between Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz, with a few adorable freckles on her cheeks and the t... Continue»
I should share Rachelle's first experience getting it outside of our marriage.
We were at a Luau party when she had so much fun that Rachelle finally lost enough inhibitions to go a little further. It was actually a Yacht Club party. It was a different club than the one we belong to now.
Being that it was a Luau theme party, she was only wearing a small flowery wrap type mini skirt and a tube type top that left the bottom of her tummy bare. Her shoes were low heeled beach sandals with a strap between her toes. They were kind of a casual to dressy flip flop if you will with small straps.... Continue»
I regularly went to college and I also used to go to tuitions … I used to go to maths tuition and the teachers name was maria …. She was a christian and the most beautiful lady I’ve ever seen and I was one of her favorite students …. She took tuitions in one rented room …. The timings differed and some times I even went to her house to clear some doubts and she lived with her mother who was really old …. We called her ms maria ,she was 27 years old and was divorced….and her height was 5ft 6 and she was fair like a rabbit and she had silky hair …. During classes many students used to comment be... Continue»
Melanie was a woman with a plan.
She had already achieved the first part of the plan by marrying Rod. You see Rod is incredibly rich! Just how wealthy she did not know but he had houses or condos in California, New York and Florida. He had servants, cars, and a jet. Yes he is wealthy beyond most people’s imaginations.
Melanie was poor and had been working as an erotic dancer when Rod had come in one night. For what Melanie lacked in money was offset by her sexy looks and her ability to sexually please others.
There was only... Continue»
George and Mildred arrived at Hotel Pleasure palace looking forward to a fantastic two week vacation.
The middle aged couple had worked pretty hard all year and this was their reward, and even though George had booked it late and was still surprised to pay so much for their room, a fortnight on the beach at a 5 star hotel resort was something they felt they really deserved.
They strolled into the open reception area gleaming in chrome and wood and marble and headed for the check in desk.
"Hello there George and Mildred Hill just booking in" grinned George.
The tall thin man behind the desk... Continue»
I grew up in a rural Maharashtrian village. I was tall for my age of
18 years, about 5′7″ and thin. I had round breast with big pointed
nipples, thin waist and well moulded buttocks and tapering legs. My
color was slight dark and my face was oval shaped. I had slanted eyes,
thin pointed and slighltly upturned nose, pouting lips and good even
teeth, which sparkled when I smiled. I was not considered beautiful in
a traditional way but by the age of 19, I could observe that most men
were giving me sly looks in the village. My parents were traditional
farmers and we were poor. I had two
A customer walks into my office while I was very busy, to be honest, I did not pay attention to him, although it is not me, as he was a great looking man, I would say he was very handsome and very pretty at the same time, I am sure you all know what I mean by pretty.
He did not stay long at the office as his papers were ready previously, but somehow it looks like I attracted him with my slutty very little clothes on, one of my super short skirts, sleeveless, tight short top showing my belly button area, I had no bra on, whic
Realized this day would go on so decided to go buy lightbeers an two packs of ciggarettes..
Uppon arival i smoothly asked two female store attendants where i could find makeup.. yeah sure over here, they where holding back giggles i swear and as suave as james bond i just flat out lied someone is gonna look really pretty for his birthday! (u know im just getting supplies) then i asked them about what i thoght was foundation and they wher like yeah u use it to blabla and i said yeah just wanna make sure i got this note with me im not al so sure of what everything is...
So far so good..
"Kristy, honey, could you get the Peterson file for me?" Daddy asked, looking up
from his desk.
"Sure," I grumbled. I hated working for my dad at the kennel. All my friends got
to run around after school. My dad, on the other hand, thought this would be a
positive experience for me, and insisted that I spend some hours after school
and on the weekends working in the f****y business. I figure he also had a
secondary motive. Puberty was beginning to influence my eight teen year old body, so
my pert titties and rounded hips were just beginning to swell to womanly
proportions. I t... Continue»
Softcore musings from an eagle eyed voyeur...
It is generally agreed that most jobs of work have some sort of perk or bonus. Let me tell you about mine. In my case it ease of the actual job and the opportunities it gives to do a lot of good old fashioned ogling and perving on lots of women throughout the day. The pay is crap but I'm into my '50's and have got myself pretty well set up anyway. The job just gets me out and about. I work with dis****d people. Don't worry, I'm not that sort of sicko! I just get them out and about to do stuff they have trouble doing on their own and they aren'... Continue»