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1980's Porn Movie Night

Everyone knows someone who just can’t sit still, talks constantly, and is just one bundle of nervous energy. Well this describes my neighbor Rhianna a cute, small breasted, skinny women. She is so thin because she just can’t stop moving!! Its funny her husband Chet is a quiet laid back guy who is the neighborhood Mr. Fixit. Last night my wife Anne and I were laughing about this crazy sex party we had back in the 1980’s. In the early 1980’s video porn just came out, you would go to your local video rental store and go to the back section where they had the “XXX rated” movies. One Saturday nigh... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 27 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Mandy's Milk

ADULT. Not for selling.

By Jay Jay


1: Accidental Introduction

Mandy could not believe she was falling victim to her own devices. Had she never pushed her father into the 21st century, she would not be in the predicament she is today. Mandy was born and raised on the f****y farm. She had left to go to college and had returned after gaining dual degrees in Computer Technology and Financial Accounting. But in the five years since she had left the fourth generation dairy farm; it had become apparent that the farm was in severe jeopardy. As she worked on her acc... Continue»
Posted by Enteme 28 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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The Berkeley Coed's Assault

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Two Coeds Encounter The Nieghborhood Dog
The Berkeley Coeds Assault


Synopsis: Two Berkeley coeds get assaulted by the neighborhood Rottweiller and discover their own sexuality as a result
51 pages, 20693 words

It was a sunny and already hot late May California weekday afternoon, like many ones before it she had experienced for the past 6 years. The final bell of Sather Tower at University of California, Berkley (UCB) had rung and she was on her way to her house she shared with longtime best friend, Kate. A few of her friends drove by in their Jeep to offer her a ride h... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 28 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Saving the Best for Last

Introduction:
My fantasy about to members meeting
Recently, two members from this site met in person for the first time. This is my fantasy of that meeting, however the final result was the real-life ending. Their names and locations have been change to keep their identities safe. In the Sex Stories Forum, there is a Calling All Writers challenge. This is my entry. Please take the time to go there, read all of the wonderful stories and vote for your favorite.

For reasons of my own, I can no longer allow public comments, nor do I make them. Please feel free to pm me with your critique. I c... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 28 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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What Lies Beneath

Introduction:
Hey howdy, loyal fans. Yet another twisted tale of shenanigans from a hooligan. I'm still working on The Collar 2 and it will be up pretty soon.
Marcus smoothed the piece of fabric onto his s****r's pillow. He slid the pillowcase back into place, and re-made the bed, arranging her teddy bear back the same way it had been. Perfect.

The fabric he had put there was woven with micro thin wires. His laptop was connected wirelessly to the device, and it would send subliminal suggestions to his s****r while she slept. It would also monitor her brain waves and send the appropriate ... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 28 days ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Kinky Vanilla: Prologue

Introduction:
A short, vague beginning to a long series
A word of warning: I am a very wordy writer and my stories are almost more about the stories and characters than the sex. If this isn't your cup of tea and you're looking for raunchy stories that get right into it, this story and others by me are not for you. This chapter is the prologue and is thus intentionally vague to begin with and somewhat heavy with exposition. I predict this series will go on for many, many chapters but I know it will take a while to get going. If you're ready for the long haul, I hope it's worth it and you enjo... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 28 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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crackwhoreblues -42%

Transmission # 97
Standing at the edge of the cliff, gazing thoughtlessly down into the septic tank of our soul... High heels and lip-stick, cocaine enemas, we beg the Whore-Goddess to fuck us with her fifteen inch throbbing cock, to be her slave....

Bouncing up and down, playing pogo on your cock, tightening my sphincter, milking, teasing, squeezing your throbbing shaft so deep inside. You pull my legs back, speeding my asshole, gape-r****g me, making me scream as I lose control over my body, spasming anal-orgasmic ecstasy. Face fuck me, electrocute me, your trannytweakerfuckslutslave... Continue»
Posted by cassielie 28 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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The Night I Almost lost my virginity

This is a true story, one that I often think about and wish I wasn't such a nice guy! DX

So a brief bit of background: During my 2nd year of university I met a girl (Leanne) at a party, I'm not a drinker and I'm not really a party goer kinda guy, but I went to this one after another friend said itd be fun. Anyway I actually became quite good friends with this girl, not in a romantic way but in a genuine I like hanging out with this person kinda way. She quickly became one of my closest and trusted friends who I was always happy to help!

She then later started dating my oldest friend a... Continue»
Posted by bobca 29 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Curse of the gypsy woman - part two

Introduction:
This is the continuing saga of Melissa, a woman who is redescovering her sexuality. Please read part one before you read this one. It will really be to your benefit.
Chapter two

“You seem to have outdone yourself with dinner today,” her husband complimented her as he put his fork through the salad and brought it to his mouth.

Melissa shuddered and felt a tingling between her legs as she watched parts of the cucumber disappear between his lips. If only he knew where that cucumber has been, she thought to herself and pictured how she only an hour ago had been sitting in fro... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 29 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Curse of the gypsy woman - Part three

Introduction:
This is the continuing saga of Melissa, a woman, a preacher's wife, who is redescovering her sexuality. Please read part one before you read this one. It will really be to your benefit
The idea came to her as she was shopping for today's dinner. Having filled the basket with all necessary ingredients for her lasagna, adding a little fruit to fill the bowl in the living room, being especially careful to add a few bananas to the bundle, she paid for her groceries and made sure to withdraw some extra cash in the process. She then went to the pharmacist to get what she had in mind.... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 29 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Curse of the gypsy woman - Part one

Introduction:
I wasn't sure what to call this series, but I think this is the right title. It is still a work in progress, so any ideas, thoughts on where to next and what to do to spice the story up is well appreciated. It will be taken into consideration, but I won't make no promises. Have fun reading.
Melissa kissed her husband on the cheek as he said goodbye and made it through the door. It was 7:30 in the morning and she had been up for about an hour, making him breakfast, fetching his paper and serving him coffee as he prepared for work. She usually regretted seeing him off in the morn... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 29 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Transmission # 97
Standing at the edge of the cliff, gazing thoughtlessly down into the septic tank of our soul... High heels and lip-stick, cocaine enemas, we beg the Whore-Goddess to fuck us with her fifteen inch throbbing cock, to be her slave....

Bouncing up and down, playing pogo on your cock, tightening my sphincter, milking, teasing, squeezing your throbbing shaft so deep inside. You pull my legs back, speeding my asshole, gape-r****g me, making me scream as I lose control over my body, spasming anal-orgasmic ecstasy. Face fuck me, electrocute me, your trannytweakerfuckslutslave... Continue»
Posted by cassielie 29 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Jake Part XVIII - Creative Anachronism

Thank you all for being such faithful readers. I love interacting with my fans! If you want to read these faster, please go to my post on voat:
https://voat.co/v/TimeStop/comments/138397
I post there first, Reddit second, and here last because it's harder to get to through work firewalls and it has that long wait time for posting.


After all the excitement and sunshine at the beach, Jake wanted to go somewhere cool and relaxing. Petra agreed with him about the heat, but had other ideas about the calm.
“Anyplace is calm and peaceful for us,” she argued. “You can make the world qui... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Mountain Rescue

Bill was a writer. He was 32 years old and about 6’ tall. He was well built and was considered good looking. His first two books had done well and he had moved to a cabin high on a mountain. He had a friend who was an engineer to help him set the cabin up to be fairly self sufficient. He had solar panels that kept his battery banks charged and he used LED lighting. There was a nearby stream where he had a water wheel that also supplied some of his power needs. It was enough to power his refrigeration unit and his freezer. They were both so well insulated that they drew little power. There was ... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Pin

Introduction:
Cindy meets Scott, but who is he and what does he really do?
This is a long story over 26,000 words.
I changed the name of the dead guy, who has a very minor part in the second half of the story, because I don’t like saying his real name.
This story is total fiction, which means this is not a true story. I made the whole thing up… well most of it.
I have more thoughts at the end. I hope you enjoy the story.

The Pin

My name is Cindy; I’m twenty one years old and in my third year of college. I’m about five foot six and weigh about one thirty. I have hazel eyes and natur... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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MY PHOTO STUDIO

My Photos studio,

I have always loved photography ever since I was young boy and never lost my interest as I grew up,

I would take lots of pictures while on holiday with my parents,
I continued to take photos of different subjects through out my years and won one or two awards along the way,
My parents brought me a brand new camera for my 21st birthday this was the latest camera I was so pleased as this was the next stage of me being a photographer,

I always wanted to become a professional photographer when I grew up so I turned my parents cellar into my photo studio this was ideal ... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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[Story]Pt.1.Our Hebridean Holiday..

Well as we promised,our holiday in the Outer Hebrides,Scotland,(James,s cousin,s Wedding,(Sarah to Jamie McDonald,Islander)
James & myself left home at 05.00am on Wednesday 17th June for Oban,Scotland where we would get the ferry to Lochboisdale,South Uist on Thursday 18th June,03.10pm.A long drive,almost 600miles,sharing the driving,we arrived in Oban at 02.00pm going straight to hotel we had booked into for overnite stop,,James,s f****y & my s*s(Barbara)they travelled up on Monday, where also booked in same hotel,we checked in to our room,lovely big king sized bed,dropped our overnite bags ... Continue»
Posted by boy2roy 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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My College TA

Introduction:
Some of this is real, some things added for entertainment. This is my first story so please leave constructive criticism!
It was my second year of college. I was majoring in nursing so we had a pretty strict guideline of classes we had to follow in order to be accepted into the actual nursing program by junior year. While most of my freshman year was spent doing the required breadth courses for the university, I was finally getting out of that stage and now doing the prerequisite courses for the program. To say I was ecstatic was an understatement. I couldn't tell you why, but ... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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a night away

I was on secondment to a local authority for 12 months and the team I was working with had a conference someone had to attend providing a promotion stand. For various reasons none of the permanent staff were able to attend as it meant an overnight stay, so Sarah my boss and I were the delegates.

We arrived at the hotel late afternoon, went to our rooms to clean up and agreed to meet in the bar for a pre-dinner drink.

Showered & changed, at about 5, I wandered down, Sarah arrived only a couple of minutes later.
“I feel better for getting the days grime off” she declared, as she sat down.... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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A Kiss is Still a Kiss

Introduction:
Growing up in the same neighbourhood as Amy Jones and Samantha Williams, he'd known them from a distance since they were both knee-high to a grasshopper.
Growing up in the same neighbourhood as Amy Jones and Samantha Williams, he'd known them from a distance since they were both knee-high to a grasshopper. But he couldn't remember a single time when the two of them were not together.

If either of them had been in the least bit plain, they would have drawn snide comments from other schoolc***dren about their sexuality, no doubt, perhaps even earning nicknames suggesting that ... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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