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Nipples (revisited… Literally)

Given that it has been a ridiculously long time since my last blog (and yes I do mean ridiculously long… We're talking over a year people!!!) I thought I should at least attempt another ‘entry’ …. Oh er! Now those of you that read my blog may already be familiar with the ‘nipples’ meet, but regardless even those of you that haven't… Don't panic… it isn't complicated: we chatted, met, fucked – simples! And given that he was perhaps the most recent ‘conquest’ he is the one at the forefront of my memory.

Those familiar with our situation know full well that 90% of the time visits happens with... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 7 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Goth Persuasion

"Hey, we're leaving Facebook for a little while. John needs to clear his head and I figured I might do the same!"

That was the message in my inbox that morning right along with Debbie's phone number. Out of habit I typed it into my phone and then sent her a message to let her know it was me. Oh and shall I add to this little opening nugget of information that we spent the night before talking about sex and the fact that she wasn't getting it anymore?

Debbie was a 30 year old brunette shorty, skin as white as cream and with the body of a pixie, if you can imagine that. She was a goth - ta... Continue»
Posted by dantheman1980 8 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Borderlands the sexequal part 3

As Axton shoot off again Roland was getting annoyed and said ' look man athena's one hot piece but theres a time and place for that besides I got a job I want you to handle'. Ya about that i'm on vacation man cant you get one of the others to do it Axton said as he was straightening himself out, you and Athena are the only people close enough to the spot I want you to check out. So whats the job Athena said as she whiped the cum off her face and tits, well word is theres a vault key running around the wasteland in the hands of two pencil pushing corporate guys and I dont want handsome jack get... Continue»
Posted by sasha_762 10 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Fucking real e****ts on camera 3

Its been a damn good summer and it just started. Every summer the e****t level triple and its a fucking mass free for all at the motels. You call a chick u like go to the motel and theres 20 more that look way better walking around. In the halls outside at the pool. Unfortunately I cant get a lot of the extra fine ones because they want video. They be glad to get my money and fuck but no video. One fine ass white chick told me she heard about me and shes not going to be on xhampster lol. I said how you know all that she said because a client told her. I said well you have a good day she said y... Continue»
Posted by manyescortsdotcom 11 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Bus Ride With S*ster 1 by loyalsock

How could I refuse?

My s****r had two expensive tickets for a private bus tour through Southern California. It was the romantic kind of tour where couples would be taken from destination to destination on a large bus. And suddenly I was being pressured to go with her.

Let me explain: Our f****y has always been adventurous. Meaning, we traveled a lot, especially when Christine and I were young. Christine's then-boyfriend was well aware of that fact, and he surprised her with tickets for a 3-day tour.

However, plans changed when Christine discovered that her boyfriend had been cheating... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 11 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Bus Ride With S*ster 2 by loyalsock

"Now I'm going to be sticky," Christine sighed.

I looked at the side of the box, which was slowly leaking at a very minor pace. It hadn't even dripped to the floor yet, that's how slow it was. Yet my s****r was already worried about it.

"I think the next stop is less than an hour away. You should be fine. We'll clean it when the bus stops."

"Easy for you to say," she whispered with a sharp look on her face. "You're not the one sitting next to it. I am."

"I guess so, but..."

Before I could reply, Christine, my naked s****r, sat up and lightly jumped on my lap. Her naked ass was ... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 11 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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جلنار جردلي Jilnar Jardaly the Hot Sex-Slave

[The raunchy and highly anticipated sequel to Jilnar's last erotic escapade: “Jilnar Jardaly and the Pirates!]

The tires screeched loudly as the plain white van sped around the corner. It was a bumpy, windy, unsealed road which caused its precious cargo to jostle and bounce about against the walls. Twelve beautiful and exotic young women, of every race and color, six sitting on a hard bench on either side of the van. A beautiful bevy of exotic young women to suit all tastes, white, black, Asian and one beautiful and sensual, dark-eyed Arabian beauty, who had the additional value of being a... Continue»
Posted by JilnarJardalyLustCum 12 days ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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ARE YOU MY DAD NOW, MOTHERFUCKER???

The followup to THERE AINT NO OPTION B, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

'What the fuck?' I heard Barry say from the landing. As the door flew open and my friend appeared in full view, his mother's sopping snatch was wrapped around my cock and impaled halfway, still struggling to get off me. To make matters worse/better I was in the process of dumping a gallon of spunk in her love canal. Finally she managed to pull free in her panic, yelling for her son to get out of the room, not to see her like this. 'Oh shit,' I stammered as my cock sprang free and sent a jet of pure white come shooting up against... Continue»
Posted by dantheman1980 14 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Naughty Nicky II: Cousin Gabe Is A Gamer!

After being with Cousin Gabe, he didn’t have to come over again until the following weekend which gave me time to think about what I did with his dick at the creek. The look of enjoyment from what my mouth did for him, playing with his thick cock in my hands, the head of his stiff dick fit so well in my mouth. For whatever reason, I couldn’t get the memory of the way this new thing smelled to me, cum. I woke up on a Friday after a late night of video games & soda to a quiet house. It was going to be another hot afternoon, so nothing else to do but make a bowl of cereal & get ready for more v... Continue»
Posted by slave2lust 18 days ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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encounter with a horny indian maid full version



In my late teen with no one home a guy will do what hes ment to do watch porn in the living room.
I use to njoy my porn with a little sound but never realised that, it was being heard by someone.
that someone was my maid.
Sheena name changed ( mid 30s was lean with long hair, always energitic and loud while talking,always smiling,she had figure that would turn anyone on, dusky black beauty)
But i never noticed so much ,as i never thaught about her , until this incident happend and i observed Sheena close and verryyy close ....

So i was watching my porn
(on my vhs film was carless..... Continue»
Posted by mosama 21 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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You want me to do what?

'You want me to do what?'

These were the words that greeted my wife Helen as she arrived back in the bedroom on what had started out as a normal Saturday morning. She had gone down to make the coffee; no it's not something that's a 'wifey' job. I'm always up before her in the week so I make the coffee and bring it up for her. At the weekends I get a bit of an extra lie in and she makes it.

This morning however, just before hopping out of bed she had dropped the bombshell that she wanted me to 'model' at some sexy lingerie, girly night she would be attending that night.

For the few mi... Continue»
Posted by cockupforher 21 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The New United Nations and You

World Civics in the Twenty-Third Century- fifth ed.

Chapter 1: A Fresh Start

You and your classmates have grown up in an age of prosperity. The average world citizen can expect to live a long, happy life. Our leaders are honest and hard working, and our governments are good members of the world community. Large-scale v******e is a thing of the past. In fact, there have been no wars anywhere on Earth for over two-hundred years, but it might surprise you to learn that the world wasn't always so peaceful.

In ancient times, men fought like savages, stabbing each other with stone spears, a... Continue»
Posted by NaughtyBrat 21 days ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Sex with frnd mom in indian crowded bus


I was very excited when my friend told he was going to be my neighbor right opposite my house at Rupa Apartments. He and his mom were shifting from their old house. I was living with my grandparents and was bored on most weekends. Now I had a friend to talk to and play with. I am 27 and he is the same age, and expected his mom to be quite old. To my surprise, when I saw her first, I couldn't help but get a hard-on. She was in here late 30's. She was a petite lady clad in a sari, but behind the blouse I am sure were two wonderful set of boobs. To top it all, she had wonderful light skin. I wa... Continue»
Posted by akramlaskar 21 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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My Biggest regret

My biggest regret.


My name Sally Andrews I’m 42 years of age and have a son of 16 years named Kevin,
I have been married for over 20 years to Tom but we are currently separated due to my husband having an affair with one of our best friends wife,
My son still see’s his father every week so we have time to talk about our son when he come’s,

I think he would like us to get back together as he tells me the affair is over,
I still cannot forgive him for what he has done to me and as yet but we are working on it,
My son would love us to get back together and be a f****y again.

Befo... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 21 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Lesley part 7

Rob and Lesley's plans were disturbed when her mobile phone rang, flashing the word 'School'. The male voice telling a distraught Lesley that one of the boys had twisted his knee and needed to get it checked by a doctor. He suggested going to the Walk In Centre at the hospital, saying that better to go there in case it needed an X-ray. He told her not to worry..it was just a precaution.

Lesley pulled on her uniform, which was still lying on the bathroom floor and was looking crumpled and the worse for wear. She had no underwear to wear and never gave it a thought. She pulled her flat work... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 22 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Samantha's Breezy Shorts - The Fart-namic Duo

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Where's your partner to save you now, Buttsniff-Girl?!"
The mischievous madam of mayhem, Evilina, taunted her prisoner with a shrieking chuckle.

"She'll get here soon, and when she does,
you'll be sorry you ever tangled with The Fart-namic Duo!"
The beautiful Buttsniff-Girl replied in deviance.

Evilina and her gorgeous female goons had Buttsniff-Girl tied up to a chair in the middle of the backroom of Windy City Central's newly opened Museum of Digestion.

Evilina was wearing her purple and black striped costume with thigh-high black leather boots
and with a purp... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 22 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Affair with a BBW

A Low Maintenance Affair with a BBW

Rylee always wore a baseball cap and this day was no exception. It was a standard part of his maintenance uniform and kept the sun out of his eyes as he traversed between buildings fixing everything from busted pipes to plaster dings. He was six feet tall, naturally tanned by his work outdoors, and had incredible green eyes the color of a pine tree in a rainstorm. Along with his baseball cap, he wore a tan polo shirt with the logo of the apartment building emblazoned on the left breast pocket, long Carhartt's workpants, sturdy steel capped boots, and a be... Continue»
Posted by gergawy 23 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Susanna Francessca, glamour model and stripper, ge


This is a story sent to me by someone who saw her stripping, and more.......


“What a girl. What a body. What an exhibitionist. I’ve seen girls stripping lots before, but I’ve never seen one who looked so happy to be getting naked in front of 100s of guys, as Susanna Francessca did, flaunting her naked flesh as guys shouted and cheered.

It was in a club in Birmingham (UK). Girls would walk up some steps onto a stage, dance around and strip. Most of the girls were pretty with quite nice bodies, but it was only Susanna who really seemed to really enjoy stripping.

When it was... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 25 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Samantha's Breezy Shorts - Cruel Science


This is a new series of short stories that I shall write.
The idea of doing short stories was helpfully inspired by a certain someone,
you know who you are! hehe

These stories are completely fictional, involving my fart fetish,
and are pretty dark at times,
so reader discretion is advised.

Enjoy :)

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Cruel Science

Please, allow me to introduce myself.

I am Dr Erica von Bloom, but I much prefer just being called Dr Bloom.
I'm a young smart and some mean people s... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 25 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Triangle Part 1

The Triangle Part 1
By Anonymous

Note: I am not the author. I discovered this story on an different site and felt it needed to be shared. The author never signed it, but the story held me spellbound until I read it all. I did some small editing with spelling and removed some redundancy in sentence structure but by no means did I change the story or the characters personalities. I hope you like it as much as I did.

The story begins;
It's funny that we had never really done anything sexy with each other. Moira had lived across the street from me most of my adolescent and young adult life... Continue»
Posted by theduck1930 26 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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