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What Comes Around

So I just found myself in the slightest dilemma where one of my so-called friends fucking cheated on his girlfriend away from home. She just happens to be one of my friends as well, which is what happens when you share the same social circle.

Here is Vicki, so you know how stupid Richie is; she's a great personality with a sexy refined English accent. Beautiful natural looks, not smothered with makeup, and beautiful long straight chestnut hair. She's also stacked and built for porn beneath the casual veneer of denim and leather. She also has a great sense of humour and can be mature or imma... Continue»
Posted by dantheman1980 25 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Adventures of Princess Swarna

Chapter 1.

Princess Swarna of kingdom Woodland, is rumored to be the most beautiful woman in all of the known kingdoms. As the princess has come of age, few years back, her parents have been trying to find a good match for her, but princess is apprehensive of settling down. Suitors from all the kingdoms visit Woodland, in hope that princess will choose any one of them, but all the prices fail to woo the princess into marrying them. This has been a cause of worry for the mother, the queen.

Swarna has been well trained in, dancing, singing as well as state administration, she is a ... Continue»
Posted by evrhorny 28 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Lucky Night - Part 1

Lucky Night

I can’t forget that night. Even now when I write about that night, my penis starts to swell angrily…

It was a rainy night. I was driving from work to home, totally stressed out after a long day. As it is my wife was at her parents place in another city, gone to write her post graduate exams, which added to the frustration of going to my own house and living alone for few weeks.

It was all the more stressful to drive in the pothole filled roads overflowing with rainwater. Few miles before my house, my car’s
headlights showed a man trying to fiddle with his car’s engine.... Continue»
Posted by manboy1234 28 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Lucky Night - Part 2

Part 2

I watched TV for a few minutes and slept in the couch. Being used to sl**ping in AC room, I was tossing and turning in the living room under the ceiling fan. I had removed my tees and was in my pajamas. Thinking about my wife, and angry at her absence, I must have dozed off.

I became aware of a presence near me and woke up with a start. I found Alisha staring at me and I could see her face was flushed.

On seeing me wake up, she turned to go.

“Alisha, any problem?”

With her eyes darting around she said “hmmm… no.. I just came to get some water from the refrigerator”

... Continue»
Posted by manboy1234 28 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Lucky Night - Part 3

Part 3

She kissed its head and slowly swallowed it inside her mouth. I could see her eyes twinkling mischievously at me. She made a suction with her mouth and her tongue lashed my penis. I could feel it swelling and growing. She moved her hands to my thighs and her nails raked my inner thighs. She sucked my penis slowly bringing it back to life. Her magic seemed to work and I felt it starting to throb.

My penis was bathed in her saliva and she drew it deeper into her mouth, working her magic. I made her adjust her position so that her cunt was on my face. My tongue darted out and caress... Continue»
Posted by manboy1234 28 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Karen White. A lovely exhibitionist.

This story comes from Mark, who was part of the team videoing girls, including Karen White, for the video The Full Totty.


“My name’s Mark and I was a lighting assistant for a video production company, back a number of years ago. I met Karen White when we were shooting the video ‘The Top Totty’. I see that there are some excerpts from the video on Kevin Graves’s channel, here on xHamster. The production company is out of business now, so there’s no one to care about that.

The theme to the video was about men needing Viagra, but the idea was that Karen and a number of other girl... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Now on Offer!! (Revised)

There's this girl in a local shop I frequent. She's not conventionally pretty; rather, she's this slight, awkward thing with a constantly worn, if not exhausted, air about her. I guess her employers keep her busy. She has dark circles under her eyes, and her work attire is this rather perfunctory black number, which swamps her small frame and renders her anonymous.

Despite this, I find myself drawn to her, inexplicably so. Knowing full-well of the supposed predisposition for men to assume attraction from indifferent women, I nonetheless believe her to harbour some level of genuine attracti... Continue»
Posted by RoughRyding 1 month ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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wife in whore party

About a week ago, my wife Tammy and I were invited to a beach resort along with a bunch of her coworkers. She works in the marketing department at a large company which did very well in the past few years, and the employees were starting to get a lot of perks, one of which was the resort trip.

I was eager to go, although I was worried about meeting Tammy's coworkers. Her company had a very informal culture, and Tammy would sometimes tell me about all the flirting and pinching that went on during the workday. I worked at a law firm, which was very uptight and professional, and flirting was c... Continue»
Posted by nudes 1 month ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My Aunt

He was staying with his aunt and uncle for the weekend. They lived in a comfortable flat with a balcony in the center of the city. They were c***dless and she had always doted on him as a c***d and now looked at him in wonder that he was almost fully-grown. She was in her late thirties and still attractive so he wondered why they had no c***dren.

“Aunt Mattie” he called. “Aunt Mattie!”
She came to the bathroom door.” Yes?” she replied.
“Aunt Mattie, there are no towels here.”
“Ok, hold on” she said. She pulled a bath towel out of the closet and walked to the bathroom, opened the door a... Continue»
Posted by FredNerk 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Picking up a guy

“Ernst, do you like me?” She looked at him with her big blue eyes, her long eye lashes fluttering exaggeratedly.
“Of course. I think you’re great… and beautiful too.”
“But you’ve never made a pass at me?” she said with a hurt expression.
“Everybody thought you were unavailable,” he said.
“Yeah I guess that was true, but now I am… so… are you going to make a pass at me?”
He looked into her earnest blue eyes “Well in that case yes, but I left the instructions in my bag.”
She smiled. “I can save you the time… we can go to my home if you like? My parents are at work.”
“OK, I like that ide... Continue»
Posted by FredNerk 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Lizvette Chapter: Bananas Foster


I woke to the sound of the shower water running. I looked at the clock and saw it was time to start thinking about dinner. I had promised Lizvette a daddy-daughter date at a romantic restaurant. She said she wanted a steakhouse. My business associate, Greg, with whom I was to meet tomorrow morning, suggested Shanahan's. He said it is pricey, knowing my expense account limits, but worth it for a fine dining experience. It was a weeknight but I thought I had better phone ahead to reserve a table just to be safe. I was on the phone with the hostess when Lizvette emerged from the bathroom drying... Continue»
Posted by Stiffenpurple 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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47 Don`t call me Mum

47 Don`t call me Mum
Now I need to tell you my name is Wooster, not Berty from the book, but Tim, Tim Wooster, my body is large and my friends call me “big woose” for some reason and Freddy my mate refers to me a Forrest Gump though I don’t understand that either.
My mother when I was born 18 years back, had to have me adopted as she, being so young could not cope with a c***d at that time, so I have been searching for her for some time. Anyway I had one of those “genes recalled” efforts for Christmas and bingo it gave mothers name and grandfathers as well.
So being a nosey git ... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Please Use My Wife's Picture!

This story is based on an actual event. I have embellished the facts and I hope you enjoy!



Tom was a lucky guy! He was successful in his business and had a sexy wife that really loved him. Her name was Amber and she really was every man's dream. She gave great blow jobs, was an awesome fuck, and would even take it in her ass.

One of the things that Tom had finally talked her into was to letting him take some sexy pictures of her. She was reluctant at first and said that she would die of embarrassment if anyone she knew saw h... Continue»
Posted by mooremike 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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My Naughty Confession 3 (My Teacher)

High school was a time when my sexual interests bloomed, sometimes feverishly, like most adolescents, I presume. I've had a lot of sexual interests towards the opposite sex, mostly for a bunch of my female classmates and my female teachers, most of whom I have actually had many sexual fantasies about. But unfortunately, they were mostly fantasies, and not exactly real sexual experiences, although I did find a few certain masturbation techniques that were useful.

Of all the ladies at my old high school that I've sexually fantasized about, there was one teacher that I will never ever forget. ... Continue»
Posted by enzoluciano 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Lesley part24

"Thought you were on earlies this morning?.....how come you get such a long lie.....you shagging the boss or something? Hahaha" lesley jokingly asked Sylvia when she bumped into her at nearly one in the afternoon.

"Humph...not funny....anyway...I know who's shagging the boss" she replied with disdain.

"What's wound you up ya daft mare?"

"Guess...he's nearly thirty stone, bald, bearded, and has the charm of a Rottweiler.....and me tits are sore"

"McPeevie?.... Oh fuck...what's happened?"

"Missing notes....ring a bell?... Plus...er....some other things....I had to...er....um....... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 1 month ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Pt.1.James,s Birthday,(Fun & Frolics)

James,s Big Day,Saturday11th July 2015,06.30am.
My plan was for me to awaken him,Wrong,I was awoken with James,s Cock sliding up & down between my Buns,his left hand wrapped around my Cock & Scrotum,giving me gentle squeezes,he was just about to slip his Cock into me,I pulled his hand away from me & Bailed out of bed.
"No Fucking Way,you got a Busy day,& Happy Birthday James"I said,I ran around to his side of the bed,pinning him down in the bed I gave him a Wet Sloppy Kiss,he wanted me to get back in bed with him,I pulled away from him & headed into our shower room & toilet.
I did my toilet... Continue»
Posted by boy2roy 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Lesley part 23

Ernie Hedley was just starting his tea when Alan McPeevie knocked on his room door and walked straight in.

"Hello Ernie. How are you tonight"

"No better for you asking. Your supposed to be invited in when ya knock at someone's door. I could have been shagging that Lesley or even the beautiful Sylvia...I might even have been having a wank...and you just fucking barge in. Did no fucker teach you manners when ya were shagging all them sheep in Jockland, now what do you want...I've got Nicola Sturgeon coming for tea and she'll not want a fucking buffoon like you eating all the scones."

"... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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league of legends

Hi this is not a story but i had an idea i am 21 an bisexuali love shemales and i play league of legends on eune server why dont we add each other and play and chat ;-)
So you know if you like shemales or guys or you are a foot fetish lover and you play games lets add each other
Please DO NOT send me friend request if you are u******e.

Hi this is not a story but i had an idea i am 21 an bisexuali love shemales and i play league of legends on eune server why dont we add each other and play and chat ;-)
So you know if you like shemales or guys or you are a foot fetish lover and you play g... Continue»
Posted by iwannis95 1 month ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Little Red

Introduction:
The true story of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.
[ N.B. This story doesn't have a proper ending. Once you get to the end, try going back to the start. Then it makes sense. ;) ]
Genre- Dark Fantasy, b********y, Cruelty, Monster, Non-consensual sex, ****, v******e, Virginity, Young



Her juices at that time of month were thick and white. One clawed finger dipped into her, lifted the sweet, honey-scented sap to his nose. He licked it off.

Her lips were trembling. ‘Please,’ the girl said brokenly. ‘Please don’t – ’

The Wolf laughed at her. ‘Little Red, Lit... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Story Circle: The First Time

Everyone remembers their first time. "First time of what" you might be asking, well the first time can be a lot of things; Your first kiss, your first blowjob, your first full penetration, the list is endless. I think my most important firsts would be giving and receiving an orgasm. The orgasm is the best, and yet most superficial part of a sexual encounter. If you try to hard for it, it never happens, yet if you don't get it, the sex can seem empty and fulfilling. Those toe curling moments are the ones that I look back on with a little smile on my face. So those are the firsts I will share to... Continue»
Posted by robyngoodfello 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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