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My mom name is Amu and she looks perfect structure her size was 38-32-38 when she smile dimple in her face and her eyes was very attractive her body notable part is her ass well curved ass while she walking very men on street must notice her ass bouncing.
I am doing degree near my mom office and my time and her office time same time we both leave house and office same time and we used to travel by train every day train will come very raise and she try to go inside but I will be there in near the door.
Some of her
A few months after I consensually ‘****d’ Sharon in the kitchen (see my previous story) the relationship was over and all it remained was for the bungalow to be sold so that we could go our separate ways…
In the meantime I had bought a subscription to Axis
which was basically a contact mag for those into Fetish and BDSM. I had also placed a personal advertisement in there which was answered by a ‘Mistress V’ who was seeking a long term sub/slave. After an exchange of phone calls she asked me to travel up and meet her for a chat. This is my recollection of the day…
Friday 5th ... Continue»
Three months into my marriage, living at my in-laws. I’d awake in the middle of the nights to a stirring inside me. It was building up, my pussy began to get very moist and glistened wet in the dim light of my room. All I felt I wanted was to have my pussy used and fucked well.
I have been waking up like this in the middle of the night for two weeks now. Since I’ve got married I can't explain it other then maybe losing my virginity has released a sex crazed monster within me. I feel the need to be fucked, rough and hard. My hand goes straight to my pussy every night I wake thinking about i... Continue»
Stephen Brooks, a rather average sort of fella on the wrong side of 30 slowly opened the door of his Towncar and ducked out into the muggy afternoon air of Dallas Texas. Before him was the Airport and annoyingly beyond that a five hour plane flight back to New York.
As he grabbed his bags from the trunk it dawned on him that he had in all likelihood spent more time in the air in the past month then birds do in their entire lives.
Stephen was in Dallas overseeing the construction of a new Distribution hub for his Company and at the end of the week would fly back home to New York to give in... Continue»
'You're a good kisser… but there's a strange taste in your mouth…what have you been eating?' she says just prior to flicking her tongue round her lips.
'That'll be the pickled onions I had earlier.' I slur and congratulate myself for quick thinking in spite of the ten or so pints I had consumed during the course of the evening.
In actual fact I had just puked up a beef burger and a quantity of aforesaid lager behind the back of the garage in Brading Road – I'd told her to wait round the front whilst I went for a piss - right next door to La Babalu nightclub where I had been boozing half ... Continue»
'If you promise to stay the night, Jules, then I'll let you sl**p with me.'
'Yeah… okay then,' I respond flatly – I'm not that fussed either way but since I'm here…
Her little plain face lights up, like a punter pulling three cherries on a fruit machine, and says, all excitedly: 'I'll go and set up the camp bed then.'
'Why do you need to do that?'
'There's only one bedroom and one double bed here which I share with my s****r… she won't want to come home and find you in bed with me.' She giggles in a silly and irritating way as though she was seven rather than s*******n; and a year... Continue»
Hey guys and I’m Natasha Singh and I am 23 years old sexy chick. I studied in Delhi. Now I am doing engineering in Maharashtra. My figure is 35 25 34. I get a lot of complements on my figure and I am proud of that. I started feeling horny when I was 18 when I got 19.
I got gorgeous breasts people used to stare at me and there were many times and I went to market without my bra on and I love the thrill and attention got there. I had lots of boyfriends by I never got intimate right now I am telling you how I got fucked b
I was twenty two and living life in its prime. I’d worked a 75 day shift on a ship recently and, for the first time ever, had a decent chunk of change in my bank account. The day after I got off the ship, I’d decided that I wanted to take a personal vacation of sorts up by a particular lake in Texas. It didn’t take long before I’d secured a small cottage by the lake. Not two days after moving in, I purchased a 20’ sailboat from a local, hoping to enjoy the spring and early summer weather. As a plus, a girl I’d had an on-again/off-again friendship/relationship spent her weekends and breaks... Continue»
For two days we were not able to get out for shopping as there was only storm and heavy rainfall. Today the sky was clear. My mother-in-law took me for puja shopping. Even though I don’t like pujas i had no choice but listen to my dominant mother-in-law. When she filled her two bags with all her purchased goods, she asked me to take her large bags home as she will go to temple. She warned that those bags should not touch the ground or get dirty
I asked our personal driver for help but he was laughing at my helplessness
I sit straddling his hips, laughing as I swat him around the head with a cushion. He laughs back at me, tryng to fend off my pathetic blows. Looking down at him sheepishly, moving my hands to his ribs ready to tickle him. His mood changes, his chocolate brown eyes seeming to grow deeper as he gazes up at my downturned face.
“Are you sure you want to do that honey?” he’s challenging me, I know how much he hates to be tickled. “Why wouldn’t I want to?” I shoot back at him, eyebrows raised grinning wildly.
He lifts his hips up to meet mine, the seam of his jeans pressing into my crotch. H... Continue»
Holiday surprise pt 1
Happy Englishmen like me toddle of for a holiday once a year, to get away from the world.
Now if like me you had a stressful job (or at least I did have back in the 80`s) to avoid a stressful holiday, you needed to satisfy the wife as to where you went, while still managing to keep the k**s happy while not having to travel overseas, mainly as I can`t stand the French, have no interest in the rest of Europe, and couldn’t afford to go further afield!
To fulfil all the criteria would be a good trick I knew, so we had discussed our holiday destination ... Continue»
I still remember this as if it was yesterday.
Walking up the stairs going into my 8th grade free period class. I turn the corner and I see the Martinez s****rs standing at the end of the hallway. Turning into the classroom, nobody was there. They come into the doorway and sayy hey! come here. I go and they bring me to the janitor's closet and tell me to get the box off the shelf. As i reach up and I touch the box, I feel a hand grab my cock from in between my legs. I then fling the box further on the shelf and fall face down on the stool below me. Then I feel somebody sit on my back and bi... Continue»
Little known fact. I happen to work in an adult store, yep, I sell dildos, vibes, porn, pipes and bongs for a living. The other night much like any other night i was working the closing shift as I always do, it gets slow in the middle of the week so i usually sit on my table chatting on here to pass the time. In walks this girl, brown hair and curvy. Wearing a very low cut shirt under her jacket. She looks around at the toys for a while then comes over to the counter where all the lube is kept in the glass display. I walk over on the other side of the counter and ask if she needed anything. "I... Continue»
MY VIRGINITY LOST IN THE STORM
By : VoyeurKing
NOTE : This story is entirely true and was experienced first hand by yours truly. This is the tale of how I lost my virginity, and might give you some insight on the feeling of magic, excitement, and sexual hunger and desire of my youth. The names of the characters have been changed to protect their identities, and the dialogue isn’t verbatim (it was almost 9 years ago) - I have not made any additional editing to spice it up – This is how I lost my V-card.
As I woke up, the sun beamed light through the tiny slits of the blinds... Continue»
The girlfriend who has her friend hang around.
I was the teen boyfriend to two girls, Lisa the girl next door and Bonnie the girl down the street.
For years we were on and off BF / GF and took turns between them. One understood that the other was the one for this time period.
Little background, Lisa had been with one guy and thats me. I introduced her to sex a few years back. She listened to me with her mom and wanted to try it. Her mom was not so understanding. I was her sex toy in my very early teens and did not think this teaching was for her daughter from me.
Bonnie was the same,... Continue»
. Rally Virgin utter humiliation!
This happened in the mid-90's, when I was going out with a very beautiful little Goth chick. I was only just getting into the biker scene, and I was a bit young and naive, I suppose.
My girlfriend of the time, Nici, was already a longtime rocker, into the rally scene too, and had friends in many clubs. I loved her madly; she was a part time model, and was really sexy and petite, with long dark hair and the prettiest face imaginable, plus perfect little round boobs and a girlish, slim figure. She had a harder edge to her, though; she was quite outg... Continue»
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess.
Long golden hair, features the finest in the kingdom.
Skin like porcelain and a body so perfect in proportion grown men would weep at her beauty.
Her name was Eleanor.
Eleanor had a twin s****r named Esmerelda
Esmerelda was also quite beautiful but didn't quite compare to Eleanor's beauty.
Esmerelda had a slightly larger frame but smaller breasts, she didn't have that perfect waist and hips of Eleanor,
Her nose was slightly larger, her hair rather than golden was a dirty blonde.
Although the s****rs were the same height Esmerelda ... Continue»
Doug had brought his girlfriend Montana to his uncle’s farm for a day. He knew that she loved horsed and his uncle had a bunch of them. Doug had planned a whole picnic out by the pond as well.
They drove down the dirty road to the farm house and Montana looked out the window as they drove past the cows and horses. He couldn’t help to smile as they got to the farm house. He pulled up by the barn and he got out and walked to the other side of the truck and help Montana get out as well.
At 5’3” she was much shorter than his 6’ but he loved it and she had blonde highlighted hair that came to... Continue»
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: Its 3pm, you get to your desk and on your computer you get an anonymous message: “You look great in that skirt today!”
Stranger: I'm kinda startled, but, after a second, answer anyway. "Thanks, I guess... Who is this?"
You: I chuckle and respond: "Well that would spoil the fun, if i told you, wouldn't it?"
Stranger: "How do you even know I'm wearing a skirt? I don't have a webcam..." I start feeling a little uncomfortable.
You: "You passed right by me today" (you work in a big office with lots of desks)
April 17 2010
The next day rolled by just like that. The sun shined and the clouds were white. The sky was blue, but the birds were white… or whathefuckever. I had awoken with Kari in her warm silky bed. She was huddled against my body for the acceptance that I was her company. We cuddled, we canoodled, we kissed and I cried-inside… for I had just unleashed my inner a****l that very night.
I fucked her in, I fucked her out. She sucked me in and she sucked me off. I ate her mouth, I a