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I posted this on fictionmania a few years ago - it

"Wow." Andre looked at me over the top of his too small glasses (well, he
had a big - read fat - face, maybe glasses weren't made in his size?).
"That is so awesome - a spell of possession!"

We had found an old book in the back of the stacks of the Miskatonic
University. Andre was an "intellectual" - he was always thinking about
something. If he wasn't thinking about one thing, he was thinking about
something else. So, he gravitated to libraries, and I was his best
friend, so I sometimes gravitated with him.

It was a very strange book; the binding was like nothing I had ever seen
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A walk along the promenade.

The morning sun was hot and sultry that moring back in 1951 as I walked along the promanade, the holiday makers were sat taking in the sun, in front of me was a woman in her mid forties, she wore a fashionable skirt of the day a tan coloured front button which reached down to her calfs, she also wore a white blouse with ruffled neck and cuffs, as the sun caught her I could see what appared to be a wide bra strap through the material, suddenly as I watched her walk in her black botties with high heels her ankle apeared to go over and she fell lightly to the ground, I rushed over and helped her ... Continue»
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Vanilla and Curry - just a story

I’m Jack, your average married 55 year old guy. I keep fit through hard work. My long suffering wife Julie, is eight years my junior and has a lovely curvy figure with a great pair of breasts. We’ve been married some 20 years and we’ve got used to vanilla sex. Don’t get me wrong, I LIKE VANILLA but sometimes I would like a curry!
I’m stretched out on our bed naked, bound hand and foot. The sun streaming through the picture windows in our bungalow. 5 minutes ago Julie called me in to the kitchen.
“You said something about trying bondage.”
“Yes” I said with a quizzical look.
“Well let’s d... Continue»
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Gassy Rehab part 2

Part 1 is here:

http://xhamster.com/user/LittleMissFart/posts/408193.html
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Chapter 6

Sam was waiting patiently in her room.
It was the following evening after group therapy,
and she was waiting for Dr Joy Blythe to come give her another dose from her lovely round ass.

The door to the room finally swooshed open, and in walked the stunningly beautiful Joy.

"I felt we made a nice bit of progress with you at today's session."
Joy complimented Sam.

"Thank you."
Sam tha... Continue»
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Scott and Sara Chapter One

Chapter One: Feelings realized


It was a friday and there was Sara sitting Alone in her living room watching Television. As she landed on something finally interesting the power clicked off.

"No!" she shouted

"Sara!?" Her roommate Scott said emerging from his room.

Sara met Scott six months earlier, he was new in town and was looking for a place to stay and Sara was between jobs and desperately needed half of the rent so she agreed.

"The whole block's out!" Scott said looking out the window.

"So what do you want to do?" she asked.

"Umm.... how's work?" he asked.

"It'... Continue»
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Gassy Rehab


Chapter 1

"You're so brave agreeing to this, hon, I'm so proud of you!"
Hannah praised her girlfriend Sam in a hushed tone of voice
and gave her an encouraging squeeze of her hand.
The 2 girls were sat side by side in identical black plastic chairs in a neat,
tidy mostly white office.

"Miss Samantha Jones, is it?"
A smartly dressed woman asked as she walked into the office,
and walked around the large desk infront of the girls,
to sit in a plush black luxury office chair.
She was a beautiful looking woman, of about 40, but the only signs of her age was a couple of ... Continue»
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Won’t You Be My Neighbor?



Sitting alone, longing for my husband whom is way too far away and daydreaming of all the things I wanted him to do to me, I was bored and incredible horny. Glancing out of the window I saw the rain lashing down, I couldn’t help but feel relieved I didn’t have to go out. It was then I see him pulling up, my new neighbour that I’ve said hello to a few times but hadn’t really talked to, and a very good looking guy.

He had been living next door for a few weeks when he came round to introduce himself; Chris was a few years younger than me but I could feel an instant attraction between us. ... Continue»
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Jake's Magic Remote, Part XII - Exploration

Jake winked at Petra as she returned from the bathroom. “Everything alright in there?” he asked.
“Just fine, Daddy,” she said. She walked over and leaned in close to where he sat in his recliner. “What did you do? That was hilarious.”
Jake chuckled. “Just a little teasing. You want me to keep going?”
“Yes, please!” She kissed his cheek, then turned to head upstairs to her room. Halfway up the stairs she flipped up her bathrobe to show off the way her panties hugged her ass.
Of course, as soon as Petra was out of sight, Katie appeared. She walked down the stairs slowly, trying to ma... Continue»
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First BJ cd/cd

The first time I gave a blow job to another gurl was some years ago, She could only meet after 3 am when she got off work. I took a room with a hot tub in hopes of using it. I laid in some frozen vodka and a few munchies. I did my makeup, shaved everything to perfection. Corset, black stocking, FGPs (black and red toeless}, and I had my pedicurist put fuck me red polish on my nails.

She arrived on time and went into the bath to change. She would have been a very good looking trap with some minor effort. We got into bed and I asked a few necessary questions like are you disease free: Yes, L... Continue»
Posted by williegirle 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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The ASSasin


This is just a short little story I wrote, please be warned though that it is a rather dark piece of fiction and so please keep an open mind whilst reading through it, and understand that it is just FICTION, not based on any real events or truth, so don't go hounding me with burning torches and pitchforks! hehe

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I loved the life I had. I loved my lifestyle. I was living the dream in a paradise like no other. I had a major problem with money, in that I had so much of it that I didn't know h... Continue»
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I am yours

I am yours

The morning was a cold one. I stand outside waiting your arrival. The sun barely peaking up over the mountains out east. I breathe in deep and it sends shivers up and down my body, goosebumps rise and nipples harden. I had missed you. The thoughts of our previous encounters race through my head, making me wet, increasing the urge to just take you over the second I see you, but I must resist. You told me just before I came outside to meet you that I wasn't to speak a word or move until I was commanded to. I move my fingers over my pussy, slowly grazing my clit and then I se... Continue»
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Virtual to Reality - 1

Our first encounter was a virtual one through an online game. My name is Noah and I was a host of a strong alliance in the online game and she, Jane was a new member to the alliance.

Jane had come over from a dying alliance and I was one of the best players in the game. Jane knew she could learn from him and become a stronger player.

We chatted a lot about the game, I gave her more responsibility and they became closer. Jane opened up and expressed her feelings, she lived in Tasmania and her husband worked away from home, only being home at weekends, so she was lonely and spent a lot... Continue»
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Had Sex With Boss To Get The Job



Hi I am Neha and this is my real story. It happened when I was in my collage. If you like the story you can share your feedback on my email pavibavi21@gmail.com

Before the story I’ll tell about myself. I was 22 years old with the vital stats of 34c 26 36 with 5’7” height at the time of this incident. I am pretty fair with very good looks.

This story begins when I was in my final year of MBA. I was studying in Delhi from a reputed collage and I am basically from Delhi as well. During the placements there was a MNC came fro
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a true story about how a girl finger fucked an ass

so its a kinda funny story im dying to tell someone but i cant. cuz hear me out.

it happened about half a year ago when im in a foreign country on working holiday trip.
i was working as a massagist n as a female in that industry i constantly been asked m i do the 'happy ending' stuff. n btw i dont. n u would be surprised how many men like their ass be rubbed. like... everyone. seriously. too many men even asked me to go 'inside'. i was like wtf u mean inside wt hell? go wash ur dirty bum first then ask me that weird n offended question. it smells n not in a sexy way!

so theres a day my ... Continue»
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Pizza Woman by loyalsock

 

I was in a rut. Another Friday night alone. Just like last Friday and the one

before that. Sitting here watching some stupid info-mercial aimed at inbred

trailer trash. My God- I was watching and thinking of buying the assinine

product!!! I needed to do something...quick. Hell, I’ll just get a pizza

and take it from there. Yeah, a pizza with everything.

With shaking hands and trembling fingers, I picked up the telephone and

triumphantly placed my order: "Three pizzas - the works, and a six pack of

diet coke." I impatiently waited for my gourmet feast to arrive.

Nee... Continue»
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My girlfriends boss.

I had been seeing Stacy a while now and popped over to the place where she worked for a lunch date.
When I arrived at her office she wasn't there and after a few minutes of waiting I decided to leave, then a door opened and Stacy's boss walked in.
"Oh hi there, you came to see Stacy?" she asked seeing me sat at Stacy's desk.
"Yeah" I replied politely.
Stacy's boss Lynne was kind of a Milf, a hot mature woman that seem to have a hell of a body and a large cleavage under the business suit she wore.
"Oh well I had to send her out to do a couple of errands" she then said.
"But you can wait i... Continue»
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Toilet sex

I was just getting out of the shower and was about to dry off when the feeling came. The movements in my stomach told me everything, I had to shit really bad. Not really caring that I was still dripping water, I put of the toilet seat and sat down. If you had that "I really got to go" feeling, than you know how it felt when the fist bomb dropped. I was on the toilet for about thirty seconds when I heard a loud knock on the door. "Babe, are you done? Hurry up I want some food" the voice said. I knew that it was my girlfriend Leanna.

She was a drop dead beautiful blonde girl. If you mix all ... Continue»
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More jokes

More Jokes

Did you hear about the redneck sex position?

Its called: Rodeo.

You mount the woman from the rear, dog style.
One hand has one turn of hair around it, and the other reaches around and grabs a boob.
You say to her: “Geez, yours are bigger than your s****r’s”

And you have to hang on for 8 seconds…

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A guy is out for his morning run. He sees a tennis ball laying on the road,
So he picks it up for his dog and put it in his shorts pocket.
He stops at an intersection for a traffic light, and a blonde runner comes up next to him.
Pointing, she asked “What’s that?... Continue»
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Jake's Magic Remote XI - Misdirection

I'm so thrilled with the responses here! If anyone is on Reddit, I've also been posting in /r/timestop and /r/sexystories.
This is a long chapter, but I think it's worth it!

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Jake and Sarah were reading in the living room when the doorbell rang. Petra answered, knowing it would be Katie arriving, and welcomed her in.
“Did you eat, Kat? We already did, but there’s some snacks if you want. Oh, you remember my parents.”
Katie came around the corner with Petra and smiled. She was wearing a white tee and a tight pair of jeans, and Jake could swear that she’d grown a cup siz... Continue»
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Mommy and Me Pt. 2 - f****y Davey Series

If you don't like i****t stories then this series isn't for you, TURN BACK NOW!

Continued from Pt. 1:

...I put my head back down and realized how sweaty I was. I made an attempt to get back

up for a shower but my mom's mouth prohibited that. It felt so good to have my limp dick in her mouth! So good I closed my eyes and fell in to the dark abyss...



The feel of light on my face made my brain come back to earth. I opened my eyes, looked

around, and remembered the night before. I turned over and saw my mom. She had gone to sl**p naked and didn't cover up. Her perfect body rest... Continue»
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