Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 2
Kristen awoke as the sun was coming through the leaves of the trees... she felt completely refreshed, and rather glad to be so well-clothed.
As she walked along, she found a little side-path that led to a stream... thinking it would be nice to take a bath, Kristen stripped off her peasant-girl outfit that she'd gotten from the b**st's castle and climbed in. Splashing and playing she almost felt like an entirely new person!
Suddenly, the whinny of a horse made her turn around... and she gasped. The most beautiful man she'd ever seen in her entire life was atop the horse, in fine glitterin... Continue»
My partner and I share a fantasy about me watching her have sex with another man more me than her at this point. She is seriously the best partner in the world and has started to have a seriously sexual side to her more so now than when we first met, we decided that we would go for it even tho she was still abit unsure about it...i joined a online dating site and made her profile pic to one where she was all done up ready to go out with her short blonde hair and I tight short blk dress, it wasn't long until we found a guy called mark for her to date. Colette went on a couple of nights out, ... Continue»
So this story happend on my friends cousins 18th birthday we were both 18 and she was just turning 18.So one day we about a week before her party she had invited everyone fron her class her and her cousins and me I didnt know her to well so I thought it kind of weird she invited me so I went because I really didnt have any thing to do. So the day of her party had came and we left about 6:30pm and got to there house we had Ice cream and cake and hung and then all of the older k**s ended up going to a hotel party.
Her parents had got 2 rooms 1 for the f****y and 1 for the friends there were ... Continue»
It was the last wkd in April I met up with an old flame off mine on a night out, just as my partner was away with her mum and k**s...
I got a message from the lads on a Saturday afternoon to go out on the lash which I hadn't been out for a while so I agreed to meet up and have a good blast.. Later on that afternoon I hit the gym for an hour session to get all pumped for my night out that I was looking forward to hey you got to look good in a shirt lol..abit later on I was looking we'll pumped and was getting ready for my night, I was wearing my blue jeans and I right fitting wht shirt which ... Continue»
It was my 40th birthday and was planning a nite out to Liverpool I wanted a few of us to go so I got 6 of us together and sorted it out for the following Saturday we decided on fancy dress but couldn't decide on wat. So we got our thinking caps on and I said we could do cheer leaders everyone laughed and said yea ok it will be a laugh I said we could put hair in pigtails really short skirts and cropped top haha.. Oh not forgetting long socks but make it loook sexy..
So the celebration begins I made some nibbles for us and I got drinks to get started early and we all started getting ready toge... Continue»
Hi all I’m Raj today m going to narrate my first sex story with my gf Munu (her nick name) which happened in July 2012. I’m a average guy with a dick of 6” and she had boobs of size 36. I and my gf were from North East India, she was studying in Tamil Nadu and me in Bangalore. We were in a relationship for 5 months. We decided to have sex as we used to have phone sex.
So she came to Bangalore, I went to railway station to pick her up. She was wearing salwar kamez was looking damn hot. We drove towards my home in my 2 wheeler
I loved the excitement of my secret affair. I couldn’t get enough. And that was the problem…
My affair with vikki started innocently enough in an online chat room called POF and blossomed into a series of steamy encounters. I looked forward to our daily emails and chats and longed for the times when we met. But, in the 3 months since we had known one another, we had only been alone a few times. Vikki and I, are both married to other people, always met in public places the coffee shops and restaurants, was the only little bit of privacy in the open we could get .Our physical relationship was r... Continue»
Me and Craig had bin together for almost 22 years, he was all I'd known he was my first love and probably always will be.. he was the first person I'd slept with and I was hoping the last. We had 3 gorgeous girls a house and everything I wanted they were all I needed.. but I was I out one night with a mate and seen some girl I'd not seen in a while she came up and asked how I was doin and wat I'd bin up to.. I'm fine chick not bad at all. How's you and ur k**s? Yea all fine thanks then she said something totally out the blue.. how u and Craig after his affair?? Eh? Wat? Wat affair wat u me... Continue»
Kristen had been right, the pleasant weather seemed to have melted away, and she was quite sure that it was going to be cold enough to snow by the time the sun was completely down. Naked, she ran through the woods, trying to heat up her body. When she saw a light through the trees, she immediately went towards it, heedless of where it might lead to as long as she could be warm and inside.
The wind picked up as she found herself standing in front of a huge castle, an iron gate swinging in the wind. Teeth chattering, she hurried up the stone walkway, banging on the huge double doors.
Kristen awoke, her arms aching from being tied above her head. She was in some kind of dungeon setting, but when she tried to scream... she couldn't from the gag in her mouth. Standing mostly upright, she found that her ankles were tied apart, so that her thighs were spread and her pussy and her ass were vulnerable.
Then suddenly, the b**st stepped in front of her and she stopped struggling... he was huge! At least six and a half feet tall, with broad, strong shoulders and muscles that rippled with every movement. He was also totally naked and between his legs swung a very large cock. Krist... Continue»
At present Soni is married & has a beautiful daughter like her. We had sex after her marriage also, but the frequency has reduced. Anyway this time I will tell you my sex experience which took place because of Soni. She dint help me by purpose. But her act ended in helping me eventually. Soni still now have no idea about this. Because I feel that such relations are better when they are kept a secret.
This is about having sex with a friend Neetu who had introduced me & Soni at her party. Many of our friends knew that I & Soni h
Hi friends am a great fan of the sex stories, after a lot of courage this is my first sex story which was encountered with and am still enjoying with that sweet lady.
Let me quick jump into the story. Well am Raj (name changed) and am 31 years old married with good body, 6’1 height with 75 kg weight well built.
The story begins like this, I had been to a function with my parents there I met a lady she must be around 45 but I must say she does not like she is her 40’s she looked like she is 30yrs old, I was drinking juice
Red smiled at Kristen as the Wolf advanced on her, "Good afternoon darling... I have to get to Grandma's house you know, but the Big Bad Wolf here would like some of your time. It was a good fuck!"
Kristen gasped as Red pulled the cape that had been covering her away, she wanted to scramble away and run as Red skipped down the path away from her, leaving her with the Wolf, but she couldn't. Then she screamed as the Wolf nosed between her legs.
"STOP IT!" she shrieked, "I'M NOT INTO b**stIALITY!"
She could swear the Wolf was laughing at her as it used one paw to hold down her left thi... Continue»
Kristen awoke in the middle of the forest clearing, hearing giggling. Masculine giggling. Opening her eyes she found herself surrounded by 7 little men, about waist height (if she'd been standing.). They were ogling her body... and all of them were jerking at dicks that were the size of any normal man's.
Gasping, she curled up so that her legs were covering her pussy, and used her hands to cover her exposed breasts. She suddenly remembered leaving her torn blouse with Jack...
"What are you doing?" she cried out, disgusted at being surrounded by a circle of masturbating dwarfs.
"It wa... Continue»
Kristen followed the path until nightfall when she fell asl**p. Hesitant about sl**ping in a path, in case a carriage or something should come along, she found a little meadow just before sundown. Thankful that she'd had some time to rest after her gang-bang, Kristen curled up around herself on a soft patch of grass.
The next morning she awoke to musical humming...
Bolting awake and sitting upright, Kristen found herself facing a beautiful brunette wearing a jumper much like her own, except that it was red and still had a blouse. The young woman was about her age and was also wearing a ... Continue»
The Pen walked into the office, went up to the Chair and started to write erotic messages on the notepad with Permanent Marker. The Pedal Fan got upset and started to whine loudly until the Computer began to hum to soothe the agitated Fan. The Cabinet Drawers saw what was going on and banged around because it also wanted to get in on the action.
Meanwhile, Spreadsheet was feeling kind of horny and flirted with Word Processing, and nine months later, they had a baby and named it PowerPoint. The relationship didn’t last long because Cable got in the way and they broke up. Now they share custo... Continue»
Author's Note: This story contains some elements of reluctance (turned into willingness), as well as lesbian sex. I hope you enjoy =)
Kristen awoke to find herself in the yard of a house... but not the kind of house that she was used to. This house was more of a cottage with a thatched roof... although larger than any cottage she would have ever pictured. Staring at the unfamiliar scenery for a moment, she felt a breeze blow across her body and looking she realized that she was stark naked. The sun was bright enough so she wasn't cold, but she didn't really ... Continue»
Kristen hurried down the road, hoping that once she got to the village someone could give her directions home. She was also trying to remember the next story in the book that she'd read... that damn old tarot card witch! If she had something to do with this...
Suddenly Kristen spied a young man, about her age, walking towards the village with a cow. She hurried forward and caught up with him.
"Excuse me," she said, "What's that village up there called?"
The young man just stared at her, and Kristen suddenly remembered that she was very scantily clad, and not only that but her breasts ... Continue»
Hi Everyone.. This is my first story and I’m going to tell about my incident which happened during my school days. I hail in the outskirts of Chennai. For some personal factors, I’m going to use my name here as Pleasantguy_69. Now I am 22 years old but this started when I was 18 years old. It may be long story but I believe definitely this story will be more appropriate for the people who have similar thoughts towards lust and sex. Also this story can be put in any section under couple or teacher or else i****t because it t
Hi this is Rishi, age 23 from Mumbai; my height is 6.1 ft. I have a 6 inches long dick and it’s a little broad as said by my earlier gfs. This story is about me and a friend of mine named “Jyoti”.’She was with me in my degree college. She is 24 yrs old.5.3 in height a little on the bulkier side with assets of 38d 32 36 the best part about her is her boobs their shape can be easily seen through her top. I don’t think she might have ever worn a plain bra there were always fancy designs on her cups with different colors and which