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Had Sex With Boss To Get The Job



Hi I am Neha and this is my real story. It happened when I was in my collage. If you like the story you can share your feedback on my email pavibavi21@gmail.com

Before the story I’ll tell about myself. I was 22 years old with the vital stats of 34c 26 36 with 5’7” height at the time of this incident. I am pretty fair with very good looks.

This story begins when I was in my final year of MBA. I was studying in Delhi from a reputed collage and I am basically from Delhi as well. During the placements there was a MNC came fro
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Posted by manju212 3 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1858  |  
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a true story about how a girl finger fucked an ass

so its a kinda funny story im dying to tell someone but i cant. cuz hear me out.

it happened about half a year ago when im in a foreign country on working holiday trip.
i was working as a massagist n as a female in that industry i constantly been asked m i do the 'happy ending' stuff. n btw i dont. n u would be surprised how many men like their ass be rubbed. like... everyone. seriously. too many men even asked me to go 'inside'. i was like wtf u mean inside wt hell? go wash ur dirty bum first then ask me that weird n offended question. it smells n not in a sexy way!

so theres a day my ... Continue»
Posted by jflove 4 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1131  |  
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Pizza Woman by loyalsock

 

I was in a rut. Another Friday night alone. Just like last Friday and the one

before that. Sitting here watching some stupid info-mercial aimed at inbred

trailer trash. My God- I was watching and thinking of buying the assinine

product!!! I needed to do something...quick. Hell, I’ll just get a pizza

and take it from there. Yeah, a pizza with everything.

With shaking hands and trembling fingers, I picked up the telephone and

triumphantly placed my order: "Three pizzas - the works, and a six pack of

diet coke." I impatiently waited for my gourmet feast to arrive.

Nee... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 5 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1231  |  
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My girlfriends boss.

I had been seeing Stacy a while now and popped over to the place where she worked for a lunch date.
When I arrived at her office she wasn't there and after a few minutes of waiting I decided to leave, then a door opened and Stacy's boss walked in.
"Oh hi there, you came to see Stacy?" she asked seeing me sat at Stacy's desk.
"Yeah" I replied politely.
Stacy's boss Lynne was kind of a Milf, a hot mature woman that seem to have a hell of a body and a large cleavage under the business suit she wore.
"Oh well I had to send her out to do a couple of errands" she then said.
"But you can wait i... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 5 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3666  |  
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Toilet sex

I was just getting out of the shower and was about to dry off when the feeling came. The movements in my stomach told me everything, I had to shit really bad. Not really caring that I was still dripping water, I put of the toilet seat and sat down. If you had that "I really got to go" feeling, than you know how it felt when the fist bomb dropped. I was on the toilet for about thirty seconds when I heard a loud knock on the door. "Babe, are you done? Hurry up I want some food" the voice said. I knew that it was my girlfriend Leanna.

She was a drop dead beautiful blonde girl. If you mix all ... Continue»
Posted by thorogodofhell1 5 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1929  |  
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More jokes

More Jokes

Did you hear about the redneck sex position?

Its called: Rodeo.

You mount the woman from the rear, dog style.
One hand has one turn of hair around it, and the other reaches around and grabs a boob.
You say to her: “Geez, yours are bigger than your s****r’s”

And you have to hang on for 8 seconds…

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A guy is out for his morning run. He sees a tennis ball laying on the road,
So he picks it up for his dog and put it in his shorts pocket.
He stops at an intersection for a traffic light, and a blonde runner comes up next to him.
Pointing, she asked “What’s that?... Continue»
Posted by masterkapt 10 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2836  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote XI - Misdirection

I'm so thrilled with the responses here! If anyone is on Reddit, I've also been posting in /r/timestop and /r/sexystories.
This is a long chapter, but I think it's worth it!

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Jake and Sarah were reading in the living room when the doorbell rang. Petra answered, knowing it would be Katie arriving, and welcomed her in.
“Did you eat, Kat? We already did, but there’s some snacks if you want. Oh, you remember my parents.”
Katie came around the corner with Petra and smiled. She was wearing a white tee and a tight pair of jeans, and Jake could swear that she’d grown a cup siz... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 11 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1228  |  
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Mommy and Me Pt. 2 - f****y Davey Series

If you don't like i****t stories then this series isn't for you, TURN BACK NOW!

Continued from Pt. 1:

...I put my head back down and realized how sweaty I was. I made an attempt to get back

up for a shower but my mom's mouth prohibited that. It felt so good to have my limp dick in her mouth! So good I closed my eyes and fell in to the dark abyss...



The feel of light on my face made my brain come back to earth. I opened my eyes, looked

around, and remembered the night before. I turned over and saw my mom. She had gone to sl**p naked and didn't cover up. Her perfect body rest... Continue»
Posted by daveyg017 12 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1853  |  
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Don't mess with Mr.Hanson (like Miemke Thorsu

A friend of mine -Ramon- said that Miemke Thorsun sat in my favorite-bar.
She stated before everyone in the bar that I was impotent and did not manage to fuck her.
Ramon said: Will you allow that cheap little whore to keep on like that or are you going to do something about it
I said: No, I guess I have to do something about it.
-Is it the usual gang that hangs in the bar?
-Yeah, you know ...ex-cons,bikers,freaks.Ramon laughed:
-I think I know what you gonna do Hans,you're gonna fuck her in the bar in front of all the guys.
I said:
-Not just fuck her, I will give her a good beating... Continue»
Posted by bigstrong 12 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 895  |  
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Kenpachi Zaracki's Training

Nelliel was probably wishing she'd signed up to be tutored in the sword-arts by just about any other teacher in the world right now! This Kenpachi man... Something wasn't right about him... Well, maybe it should be more like there wasn't anything right about him! Worst of all was his height... Their teacher towered over the class at 202cm, making her one of the tallest men she'd ever seen, but he wasn't just tall, the man was looked strong, too!

Surely an instructor of students who still might as well be c***dren like them would be conducted with a taciturn and dignified approach, but all t... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 13 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 526  |  
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Edwina,s Strang Birth Defect



Cool crisp air filled the room as Kyle opened the window. There was a distant sound of birds chirping. To him, they sounded as a big brass band. The flowers were beginning to bloom, showing off their vibrant colors. Spring had finally filled come and admiring it was a great way to spend the morning. A fantastic morning was a good way to ensure a fantastic evening.

Kyle was expecting an evening of spectacular adventures. Not long ago his friend of many months and moon phases, Jed, had informed him of a most peculiar woman. He had also set Kyle up on a blind date with her. Jed made no men... Continue»
Posted by brianbigdogsmith 14 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1998  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote X - Underachievement

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, ince$t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests. I write more when I hear more from you, my beloved readers!
Ladies, want to be written into this or another story? I'm always trying to think of new and interesting girls...[/b
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Posted by WriterJim 17 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2229  |  
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Buttsluttery

I had never been so happy to be home. An hour, just to go to the grocery store to pick a few things up for dinner. I thought I was going to beat the rush by going earlier in the day. Not so much, apparently. Now that I was home, and I still had a few hours until I had to start dinner, I was going to take a well-deserved nap. I put my key in the front door, and found it unlocked. I thought that was odd, but, dismissed it, as I may not have locked it when I left. After depositing the groceries in their appropriate locations, I climbed the stairs to the bedroom.

It was still dark, because my ... Continue»
Posted by LickerLicense 18 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2994  |  
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Tere, an Older Lady

Chapter 1: Tere




When I was a teenager simply full of raging hormones, I would always look at more mature women (i.e. 30 and above), with respect rather than lust. When I began working, most, if not all, of the thirty plus year old women I knew were either married or career oriented. But that all changed with Tere.



Here's an experience of mine that I will always treasure. I originally wrote this last year, but there were many details I left out. Here’s the story in all its uncensored and unabridged glory.



Some years ago, I was an assistant manager at one of Makati's fi... Continue»
Posted by palaotogko 18 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3504  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote IX - Crime and Punishment

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, ince$t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.

Marta adjusted her top as she walked down the aisle toward the break room. She glanced around, smiling and greeting anyone who made eye contact. Always important to do th... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 18 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1794  |  
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The Anniversary Week - Thursday

The following story is an original work of fiction.

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I awoke to my warm, comfortable, soothing, yet empty bed. Sierra was gone for the day already. For a moment I just lay there thinking, hands beneath my head while I stared up at the ceiling. Sierra had really outdone herself when she'd planned everything out for our anniversary week. Everything had gotten off to a relatively slow start, with our usual romantic setting in the tub on Monday and our laid-back movie on Tue... Continue»
Posted by Ention 19 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 498  |  
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The Anniversary Week - Wednesday

The following story is an original work of fiction

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I awoke (again) with Sierra sl**ping next to me. Today was her late day for work, her mid-week respite if you will. She wouldn't have to leave for work a full hour until after I had gone for the day.

Trying not to disturb her, I slowly got out of bed and went to the bathroom to get ready for the new day. Again, Claire had already slipped in and out before she could be noticed. She had an early class and would hav... Continue»
Posted by Ention 20 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 679  |  
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Beginning Of My Sex Life With My b*****r part 1

Hey everyone this is Deepika. I was one of those traditional Indian girls who are even shy to look at boys a year back. But it is quite strange how things have changed in a matter of a year. I suddenly took interest in porn and was learning each and every thing I could about sex, thanks to internet. It’s all because of my friends, I joined college recently and had to make friends and fortunately I got a really amazing group of girls so funny and never hesitant to talk about sex and stuff. After a month or so after getting to know each other well the dark side of everyone started to creep out, ... Continue»
Posted by discreetguy690 21 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 5988  |  
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Softness and hardness
A man bumps against a woman in a hotel lobby. During the collision the elbow mound against the chest thereof. They are both surprised. The man turns to her and say,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me."
To which she replied:
"If your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

Influantes Stats
A businessman boarded a train and finds himself sitting next to a beautiful woman. He notices that she is reading a book about sexual statistics. He asked about this, and she will answer:
"This is a very interesting book. So th... Continue»
Posted by bastos78 21 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1820  |  
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Fooled into Bed with s****r


There was very little traffic on the roads that Sunday morning, which was okay by me. I, my s****r and her friend Melissa were on our way into the city proper.

They often invited me to their outings, though perhaps the fact that I had a car was partly responsible for that. I really did enjoy their company though. Melissa was a fun, not to mention attractive, girl and my s****r and I had always gotten along well.

"Aren't we there yet?" Melissa called out from the backseat.

"What are you, a k**?" said my s****r, looking back at her with a teasing smile.

"Just saying your b*****r co... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 21 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 18243  |  
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