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Sexy Fairytale part 3

Kristen awoke in the middle of the forest clearing, hearing giggling. Masculine giggling. Opening her eyes she found herself surrounded by 7 little men, about waist height (if she'd been standing.). They were ogling her body... and all of them were jerking at dicks that were the size of any normal man's.

Gasping, she curled up so that her legs were covering her pussy, and used her hands to cover her exposed breasts. She suddenly remembered leaving her torn blouse with Jack...

"What are you doing?" she cried out, disgusted at being surrounded by a circle of masturbating dwarfs.

"It wa... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 19 hours ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 329

Sexy Fairytale part 4

Kristen followed the path until nightfall when she fell asl**p. Hesitant about sl**ping in a path, in case a carriage or something should come along, she found a little meadow just before sundown. Thankful that she'd had some time to rest after her gang-bang, Kristen curled up around herself on a soft patch of grass.

The next morning she awoke to musical humming...

Bolting awake and sitting upright, Kristen found herself facing a beautiful brunette wearing a jumper much like her own, except that it was red and still had a blouse. The young woman was about her age and was also wearing a ... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 19 hours ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 312  |  
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Office Orgy

The Pen walked into the office, went up to the Chair and started to write erotic messages on the notepad with Permanent Marker. The Pedal Fan got upset and started to whine loudly until the Computer began to hum to soothe the agitated Fan. The Cabinet Drawers saw what was going on and banged around because it also wanted to get in on the action.

Meanwhile, Spreadsheet was feeling kind of horny and flirted with Word Processing, and nine months later, they had a baby and named it PowerPoint. The relationship didn’t last long because Cable got in the way and they broke up. Now they share custo... Continue»
Posted by MinxGirl 1 day ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1439  |  
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Sexy Fairy Tales Part 1

Author's Note: This story contains some elements of reluctance (turned into willingness), as well as lesbian sex. I hope you enjoy =)

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Kristen awoke to find herself in the yard of a house... but not the kind of house that she was used to. This house was more of a cottage with a thatched roof... although larger than any cottage she would have ever pictured. Staring at the unfamiliar scenery for a moment, she felt a breeze blow across her body and looking she realized that she was stark naked. The sun was bright enough so she wasn't cold, but she didn't really ... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 2 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 680  |  
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Sexy Fairytale part 2

Kristen hurried down the road, hoping that once she got to the village someone could give her directions home. She was also trying to remember the next story in the book that she'd read... that damn old tarot card witch! If she had something to do with this...

Suddenly Kristen spied a young man, about her age, walking towards the village with a cow. She hurried forward and caught up with him.

"Excuse me," she said, "What's that village up there called?"

The young man just stared at her, and Kristen suddenly remembered that she was very scantily clad, and not only that but her breasts ... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 2 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 444  |  
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Laiva’s Cone Shaped Breasts





Hi Everyone.. This is my first story and I’m going to tell about my incident which happened during my school days. I hail in the outskirts of Chennai. For some personal factors, I’m going to use my name here as Pleasantguy_69. Now I am 22 years old but this started when I was 18 years old. It may be long story but I believe definitely this story will be more appropriate for the people who have similar thoughts towards lust and sex. Also this story can be put in any section under couple or teacher or else i****t because it t
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Posted by bava12 2 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1889

Boy Having Fun When Parents Out For Temple Run



Hi this is Rishi, age 23 from Mumbai; my height is 6.1 ft. I have a 6 inches long dick and it’s a little broad as said by my earlier gfs. This story is about me and a friend of mine named “Jyoti”.’She was with me in my degree college. She is 24 yrs old.5.3 in height a little on the bulkier side with assets of 38d 32 36 the best part about her is her boobs their shape can be easily seen through her top. I don’t think she might have ever worn a plain bra there were always fancy designs on her cups with different colors and which ... Continue»
Posted by bava12 4 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 746  |  
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Three sisters



I am 27 , when a f****y of three s****rs shifted in our neighborhood during the winter season. These three s****rs, lived with their mother who was working in a bank, their father was deceased. And we often studied together for preparation of exams.

The eldest was Alpana 21 years, having finished graduation was looking for a job, second daughter Vasudha was my age and in the same class with science subjects like me, the youngest one was Priyamvada and was fifteen years of age. They were all beautiful and of medium built with
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Posted by bava12 4 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1537  |  
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Clever Love





Just reach hotel room after long train journey. Karim a contractual staff of our company suppose to receive me in the station do not turn up and number remain switch off. It was around 7 am in morning. I went to bathroom for fresh up. Got the call from Karim, apologizing for not able to receiving call and be in room with in 1/2 hour. He is well aware that a single call can terminate his job. Karim and I went to factory site which is 60 km from hotel.

I wonder that, this Karim try to please me whatever way it’s possible,
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Posted by bava12 4 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 616  |  
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Home Invasion to Anal Invasion

**Reading "All-You-Can-Eat Buffet", "Back For More", and "Samurai Time" (up until I leave to get food) are helpful, but not required.

Another damned out-of-town conference? I would have started getting suspicious, had I cared. I loved my wife, but, if she was getting some on the side, I didn't mind. Seeing how she had set up some amazing sexcapades for me, it wouldn't be fair for me to have all the fun.

I thought all this while mowing the lawn. I hated yard work, so I put it off as long as possible, but, it still had to get done.
The more I thought about my wife getting banged by some h... Continue»
Posted by LickerLicense 4 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1588  |  
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Friends: Achieving Phase Three

FRIENDS: Deleted Scenes - Achieving Phase Three

Since Ross and Joey were unavailable, the girls had taken Chandler to a strip club to help him get over breaking up with Kathy. "Getting to Phase Three" is what the guys called it. Unfortunately, things didn't go well, and Chandler was still despondent as they returned to his apartment. Kneeling around him as he sat in this favorite chair, they tried to get him to talk about his feelings, but that didn't work either.

"Okay, look, I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave," Chandler said firmly.

Monica objected, "Come on! Chandler!"

"Look... Continue»
Posted by dudeman_85 4 days ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 760

What would you do?

Okay, females, imagine you're a man. And men, you're men, you're just you. Okay, so you're outside taking a nice stroll in the park, all by yourself, there are two scenarios.

Scenario 1: A mysterious figure approaches you, you do not know her gender, nor who she is, she wants to take you home. You do end up in bed with her, you take off her clothes, and you notice, that it's a shemale (a man with boobs and a dick.)

Scenario 2: Yet again, another mysterious figure approaches you, again, you do not know who she is, she takes you home with him/her, and you end up in bed together, you take ... Continue»
Posted by KingOfAnalbeads 5 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales, Taboo  |  Views: 2249  |  
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Jayashree watching mom fuck

Hi this is Jayashree from Anna university again. Hope you remember my experience with my neighboring boy smy. Well this story I am going to tell what happened between my mother and smy. Well my mother’s name is Geetha and she was 38 at that time.

She is very fair, while I am a bit dark. She is a well developed female with dark curly hair and well shaped body. Her only negative feature was her big front teeth. But she was a sexy lady. One day she sat near our front door where I used to sit and study and from where I can see smy showing his tool to me.

I was a bit tensed that she was si
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Posted by swathi3 6 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1086  |  
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Sex tutoring mother and daughter





After my PG I joined a nationalised bank in Chennai. I was new to this place and people refused to give rooms to outsiders without proper introduction. I roamed around an finally got one room in a dingy locality with bathroom facility Somehow I wanted to stay and I thought I can change the room later to a convenient location.

My neighbour an elderly man working in a private firm, once asked me whether I am willing to take tuition for a college going girl for mat
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Posted by bava12 6 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1095  |  
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Consummation With A Massage Included

So, after the first time with Riya, we were both hot and horny for each other and we used to just have sex whenever we get a chance. So finally choice of college and we both chose the same college and course and mainly out of our hometown so we could be free and enjoy life. The college was in Chennai, and was very cool to be out of home and roaming around the new city took up most of the time, but we also spent time with each other.

She took an apartment for her to stay and we used it mainly to be intimate and just hangout. Since the metro and buses used to be so crowded in evenings, we
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Posted by bava12 7 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 736

Her Birthday Present

There was this one girl from school who always fancied me, she was one year below me but at the time I wasn't really interested as I had just broke up with my girlfriend. My mates would always say to me that she's checking me out, but still I didn't take any notice of it. I didn't have her number, but she managed to get mine through one of our mutual friends and started texting me one night and things got flirty. This was all in the holidays, I was preparing for Uni therefore not going back to school, however she had one more year left at sixth form. So we got messaging, and she was on about... Continue»
Posted by LittleBitOfFun 9 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2835  |  
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Indian - Store Room With Father In Law

Store Room With Father In Law

My name is Suganya, a house-wife aged 30. I reside with my husband and our four c***dren, at Chennai in India. We are a middle class South Indian f****y. My husband is a nice man and takes good care of my c***dren and myself. Though I have four c***dren with him, yet somehow, my private relations with my husband is not so fulfilling. That is because, unfortunately, my husband is a physically weak man. He is short, thin and very timid in nature. Though at least once a week, I do satisfy his husbandly needs, I get quite frustrated during those times. That is bec... Continue»
Posted by ssantham 9 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3008  |  
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Indian - How i lost myself to Karim's in his

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The Karim s Studio


The morning sun broke out earlier than usual and was cajoling my face rather sharply through our bedroom window. I woke up, preparing myself for another hot & humid day. It was a proper May. My husband, Raj was on the last stretch of his sl**p. He really appreciates that part. So, not wanting to disturb him I sneaked out of the room and headed for the toilet. When I am in there, I started brushing my teeth and felt the totally damp nightie clinging on to my back due to the power cut we had earlier in the morning. The same soaked... Continue»
Posted by ssantham 9 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1313  |  
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Rivalry between Two Siblings

Sibling Rivalry


It was finally summer. Long days in winter coats where over. In with shorts and tight tee shirts. Not that it really bothered the kitterjackal. Kasi had always felt she looked good in any kind of clothing as long as it was gothic and brooding. Yes the emo look fit her well and now that it was summer the barely adult 18 year old could show off her stuff in dr****g black tee shirts and tight fitting pants that hugged her shapely rear end. But it wasn't just teenaged rebellion that made our cute teen wear such clothing. It is just that she didn't seem to fit in. So as long a... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 10 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3356  |  
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My Mom's Sex Slave

My Mother Made Me Her Sex Slave

By billy69boy

I was floating on Cloud 9, in anticipation of marrying the girl of my dreams in less than a week's time. Everything seemed to be going smoothly, so I was curious as to why Sue, my fiancée, wanted to meet up with me after work, and on a Tuesday night, no less. I walked into the bar and found her sitting at a corner table, with a half-finished drink in front of her. I could detect a sense of nervousness and dread when she looked up and acknowledged my presence.

"Hi, Honey, what's wrong?" I asked, as she dropped her eyes and stared at her gla... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 10 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6200  |  
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