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This is chapter 2. I am sorry it took me so long but I have been very busy. Secondly I went more mild on the death part in this chapter. Also, there will be some more info added in chapter 3 about the charaters from another story series on here that me and the other arthur are going to connect our stories with. There is a tidbit of info in this chapteron that subject. Second to last point, please give me some feedback on who you would like to see become the next target for amanda's first job and idea's you would like to see. I think some fan interaction and id... Continue»
Last night I performed anal sex with another man. It was one of the most erotic experiences I’ve had in my life, mostly because I’d gradually given in to impotence over the last half a decade without knowing what to do about it. I didn’t want to see a doctor because it was too embarrassing an ordeal to put myself through.
I share a house with an openly gay male, Michael, who has lived here for the past year. It was purely for financial reasons and also to have a bit of good company around, to help me to feel less isolated from the world. Michael has had numerous bed mates around on regular ... Continue»
Jake had been feeling pretty good about himself lately. He had answered two more “summons” as Danica’s “not-Jake” in the last week, and it was starting to make a marked difference in the girl. She was bolder, more outspoken and confident, and smiled a lot more. It was as if some great burden of stress had been lifted from her. Which made sense, because in a way it was true. Danica liked being brought down to the level of an a****l; in fact, she loved it. She’d told him as much after their last fantasy encounter. She felt like all her fear and shyness got beat out of her, tempering her until sh... Continue»
This is a fantasy of mine involving a close female friend, but before I start let me tell you about my female friend and a true quick story.
When I was younger, about 15 years old, I moved out of my parents house. I moved in with a female friend and her boyfriend. One day she had me dress up in her clothes and pose for her. She awoke an inner gurl out of me and now i thibk she's here to stay.ever since that day I have loved crossdressing and feeling feminine. She doesn't know I like it as much as I pretended not to but I am hooked on dressing up now. Anyways here is my fantasy with that fe... Continue»
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Sarah grinned up at her lover’s face. “You like that, don’t you?” she asked as she squeezed his cock between her breasts. “You like feeling my big tits around you.”
“Oh yeah baby,” Jerome replied, reaching for her breast.
Sarah slapped his hand away. “No touching,” she warned.
Jerome raised his hands and leaned back in his chair, watching her. Sarah kept eye contact as she slid down and took the head of his big bl... Continue»
(This story has been received from someone who knew Susanna Francessa. I’ve uploaded lots of pictures and videos of her to this site, so you know who he’s writing about)
“I knew Susanna Francessca back in the days of The James Whale show which was broadcast on the late-night UK, ITV channel. She appeared on the show several times and I was one of the show’s producers, so we always made sure she wasn’t wearing much, for our enjoyment as much as for the audience.
It was the day of recording the next show. One of the features on the show every week back then, was a girl dressed as... Continue»
This story happened to me a few years ago when I was in my first year of university. I immediately tried to tie for admission as many useful contacts, but the most useful was the fellow student Serge named Prince - he was the nephew of a provincial tobacco king, but it is not irrelevant. Proved useful contacts in the sense that I was just a couple of times each month have to save him from the charges (did him some tasks and fussed in the rector's office), as a student, he was not the most diligent, but parents say that It's all right. His benefit that I had - and it's not the uninterrupted sup... Continue»
A warm, gentle breeze blew across Jilnar Jardaly's sexy bikini-clad body, caressing her completely hairless skin, which was as smooth as silk and as gold as honey. She loved nothing more than chartering a private yacht on the beautiful Pacific Ocean, nor did two of her closest girlfriends who had come to enjoy the Caribbean getaway with her. It was just the three girls together, along with the yacht's owner and captain, a local girl named Elly, who was every bit as hot and gorgeous as Jilnar and her two beautiful fellow television media celebrity girlfriends, Basinah and Fahada.
They were a... Continue»
"Ahhh nothing beats getting paid well for a job done well..."
The heavy framed deadly curvaceous ASSassin known as Scorpio, aka Agent 78,
sighed as she sat down on her sofa.
The big deadly gorgeous assassin placed a laptop,
which looked tiny compared to her big bulky thighs, onto her lap.
She was hiding out in a small discreet B&B in the countryside of Croatia.
It was very early in the morning, still dark outside,
and she was tired having just killed off 2 powerful foes.
Before she could rest up, though, she had just one last thing to do.
Steal Bond's money.
Waiting impatiently for his scheduled meeting with his son's ninth grade history teacher, Hobson Evert paced back a forth outside of her class room while she finished up a meeting with the parents of another student!!! He looked at his watch for the tenth time and muttered to himself, "What ever that k** did is no excuse to drag me down here at eight o'clock at night for a goddamn meeting, jesus christ, what the fuck are phones for anyway!!!" He was just about to stalk off in a huff when a gentle voice from the doorway called, "Mr. Evert, I can see you now, come in please and have a seat!!... Continue»
I opened my weak weary eyes, the glare from the bright sunshine obscured my vision,
as strange faces looked down upon me.
I could hear the sound of rolling waves from the sea, and my clothes felt heavy and wet.
My blonde hair was all matted from the salty water.
I had been lying u*********s on a sandy beach.
The handsome faces staring down at me were brown with a slight reddish tint to them.
I'd never seen faces like these before.
There was a mix of men and women, and some young boys and girls amongst the small crowd too.
They each had long strait thick black hair,
Both genders ... Continue»
It wouldn't be a sexy story so You can pass that reading part at this point and consider Yourself warned.
As You know I talk with people much, I like inappropriate things so I talk about irrelevant things (based of main theme here). As You don't know - if You don't know me: I talk with people here and not here much, I like inappropriate things so I talk about irrelevant things (so it's mostly not about sex here and mainly about sex elsewhere).
Let's just be clear at first: I don't give a shit about You, I don't care about You, I don't care if You are happy and satisfie... Continue»
Jake woke early, having already slept between moments. Time was already a totally different concept to him than it had been before, it seemed. He looked at the clock by the bed, noting that it was only 4 in the morning. Plenty of time to get started on the day.
But first, it seemed there was some unfinished business to take care of. Jake had meant to spend some time next door last night, and had got so caught up with Katie that it had slipped his mind. A quick shower to freshen up and an apple from the fridge later, he was whistling to himself and strolling out the door.
He’d taken the l... Continue»
My cousin Rebecca and I are 9 years apart, she is 22 and I am 31, for as long as I could remember my cousin Rebecca would always fallowing my every foot step as we would play together in our grandparents back yard like a b*****r and s****r would, I always knew Rebecca loved me with a passion as I love that girl to and I would do anything for her as she would do the same, we have always been close to even this day where we share very intimate discussions of our life situations, she understands me and I understand her.
Rebecca and I have always been around each other till I hit the age of 13... Continue»
We're lay on the sofa cuddling when I suddenly get up and say,“I have a special surprise for you… Wanna follow me to the bedroom?''You get this wide grin on your face and follow without a word. I push you into sitting on the bed then grab my bag and look back at you, “I’ll be right back hun…”,
you nod with a cheesy sort of smile. I slink into the bathroom to change. When I come out you see me in a short black skirt, crisp,white, cotton shirt, my old school tie, white knee high socks, and sexy black shoes. Your jaw drops and all I hear you say is, “Wow…” as I let out a small giggle an
Once upon a time, there was a very sexy and horny little slut called Jilnar Jardaly, who was having lots and lots of fun at her girlfriend's wedding day!
After the beautiful ceremony, the reception was well under way and Jilnar, was having such a lovely day! She'd already fucked nearly all the male guests, as well as several of the female ones. Best of all, she still had a few more hours left in the day to seduce the rest and add them to her enormous and ever-growing list of sexual conquests.
She decided to have a stroll in the beautiful garden to cool her perfectly delectable but achin... Continue»
"Wow." Andre looked at me over the top of his too small glasses (well, he
had a big - read fat - face, maybe glasses weren't made in his size?).
"That is so awesome - a spell of possession!"
We had found an old book in the back of the stacks of the Miskatonic
University. Andre was an "intellectual" - he was always thinking about
something. If he wasn't thinking about one thing, he was thinking about
something else. So, he gravitated to libraries, and I was his best
friend, so I sometimes gravitated with him.
It was a very strange book; the binding was like nothing I had ever seen
The morning sun was hot and sultry that moring back in 1951 as I walked along the promanade, the holiday makers were sat taking in the sun, in front of me was a woman in her mid forties, she wore a fashionable skirt of the day a tan coloured front button which reached down to her calfs, she also wore a white blouse with ruffled neck and cuffs, as the sun caught her I could see what appared to be a wide bra strap through the material, suddenly as I watched her walk in her black botties with high heels her ankle apeared to go over and she fell lightly to the ground, I rushed over and helped her ... Continue»
I’m Jack, your average married 55 year old guy. I keep fit through hard work. My long suffering wife Julie, is eight years my junior and has a lovely curvy figure with a great pair of breasts. We’ve been married some 20 years and we’ve got used to vanilla sex. Don’t get me wrong, I LIKE VANILLA but sometimes I would like a curry!
I’m stretched out on our bed naked, bound hand and foot. The sun streaming through the picture windows in our bungalow. 5 minutes ago Julie called me in to the kitchen.
“You said something about trying bondage.”
“Yes” I said with a quizzical look.
“Well let’s d... Continue»
Part 1 is here:
Sam was waiting patiently in her room.
It was the following evening after group therapy,
and she was waiting for Dr Joy Blythe to come give her another dose from her lovely round ass.
The door to the room finally swooshed open, and in walked the stunningly beautiful Joy.
"I felt we made a nice bit of progress with you at today's session."
Joy complimented Sam.
Sam tha... Continue»