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Me And Bhabhi Four Times Lovely Sex

one day it was raining very heavily and I was in my room and my bhabhi came fully wet from outside and knocked the main door and when I opened I saw my bhabhi’s sexy and hot curves, she had wore red sari and blouse and from there I had dream to have her sexy body in my arms. I had scanned her from top to bottom and I think she had noticed me staring her.

After seeing her in this situation I had masturbate in my room. In lunch period she called me to have lunch and she had told me my b*****r has gone for some office tour for 10 days. As I heard this something happened to me and started think... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 1 hour ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

I Almost Got KILLED For Sex !!

-So a few years ago i knew a girl , let's call her "Y" and she was very attractive the kind that make men turn their heads on the street BUT she was filthy too , and i don't mean that in a bad way , i mean she used to say the dirtiest things you can imagine , stuff that makes men blush and feel like little girls , for example the first time i ever met here outside the school we both went to was on the beach in a place called "6th October City" here in Alexandria, Egypt, So i barely knew her, me her and a couple of friends, we were laughing and joking around and all of a sudden she tells me in ... Continue»
Posted by joe4ueg 2 hours ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  


I hope I get it right this time. My politics are not for my entertainment. Still I'm not very good at being truthful about how I see the things going on in this world. I have been exposed to pornography in the past but I thought that my interest in it was only temporary, like the appearance of smoke from someone smoking a cigarette.
The smoke disappears from sight. That is how I dealt with pornography. I watched it and then threw it into the garbage. I exposed myself to it and then banished it from sight. I did not believe that I had a permanent interest in sexual hedonism, I told myself that... Continue»
Posted by Satan_Quin 4 hours ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  

Summer Lawns Chapter 5

Chapter 5

As the grass grew that summer he came to terms with her complex moods, and gained her trust, something her husband had never done. They never actually became lovers, but Sandra never seemed to mind his dog-like devotion, and for Charles it was better than nothing.

Of course all this sex and gardening had filled Charlie’s head so much, he was oblivious to the rest of the world. It was almost like waking from a dream the day he went back into the village pub. He had even moved into the rooms above the old stables, which cut him off from the rest of the world. Sudd... Continue»
Posted by zeff999 14 hours ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

Elevator Roulette

As we entered our hotel I whispered 'Do you want to play elevator roulette?' into the ear of Joanne my sexy milf lady friend. 'What's that?' she asked.

We were returning from a hot night at a club. Joanne's only clothing was a short red dress that only reached to the top of her thighs was cut low at the front and was fastened only by a zipper that ran down the front from the V of her cleavage to the hem. The toggle on the zipper had been on the move all night. Once, when we were dancing close I moved it all the way down to her waist so as we danced, cheek to cheek, I could feel her hard nip... Continue»
Posted by PeterPiper65 14 hours ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Susanna Francessca, stunning glamour model

Guys, this is another story that’s been sent to me about people who’ve photographed Susanna Francessca. Thanks again for these stories.

“I photographed Susanna Francessca. What a sexy girl she is. It was with a friend of mine called Steve Hopkins. Steve had photographed Susanna before, maybe a year ago and he’d showed my his pictures of Susanna showing her tits and pussy, Steve was into motorbikes and we arranged to photograph Susanna on one of his bikes in a deserted quarry, near where he lived. Steve had phoned Susanna at her studio in Warwick and arranged where we should meet.
... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 1 day ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

Slutty Sarah is back

Well guys, slutty Sarah is back. We met up last week and after a meal, I took her back to my place. Throughout the meal, she kept telling me she had something she wanted to tell me later.

Eventually she got around to it. She said “You know Julia got married a couple of days ago, well, he night before she had a party in some big hall. There were about 20 of us there, all girls. I didn’t know beforehand, but some of the girls had arranged for male strippers to show up and strip for us.

Well, it was the first time I’d seen male strippers. Seriously, there bodies were amazing. There were fo... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 1 day ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

I'm looking for non fiction erotic writers, I

Minimal research involved.

Unlimited work if you are chosen.

Must be prepared to be taught a simple formula to write and research.

Please contact me via private message and have ready any literary portfolio resume of works you've done.

I will always need articles, to the point you will always get work and never be out of a job.

It will greatly help if you have knowledge about pornstars and the adult industry, along with all other things adult.

Nothing you write about will be outlandish or even hard.

In order to qualify this blog post as an erotic novel and have it be see... Continue»
Posted by onemanorgy 1 day ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Summer Lawns Chapter 4

Chapter 4

Strangely Sandra D****r was growing colder to her husband. Before they had always got on well with each other, sharing a joke and basking in the expensive toys they surrounded themselves with. Now the mood had grown colder, and Charles wondered what the problem was.

One day they had a quarrel so loud, the cries carried out into the garden where Charles was working. He was almost pleased to see a few cracks in the armour, but what he really wanted was to be part of all that. To one day stand in that huge room and have his own arguments with Sandra.

There wa... Continue»
Posted by zeff999 5 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

Sex at the gym

I was done with my work out and always finish with a swim. Pool cleaner noticed me doing laps and jumped in the pool to do a few himself. place was closing soon so he asked for a race if I won i could keep swimming for another half hour if I lost i owed him 10 bux. I agreed. anyway he beat me fair and square so i got out the pool went to dressing room to change and get him his 10 bux. he followed me to the change room but as i gave him the money he held onto my hand and asked if ive been with a man before. I said once or twice. i cud already tell where this was headed. he told me i could carr... Continue»
Posted by twystyd321 6 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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The Future

It's the thirty first century and I'm a cop who just completed an assignment. Me and my parner busted some d**g kingpin importing d**gs from another planet making a killing. The d**g was similar to cocaine but only stronger and the both of us came and closed up shop permanently. Afterwards I went straight home and took a long warm shower. I stood there and let the water come crashing down my body feeling all the tension float away after a long day of catching the bad guys and kicking ass. In the kitchen my girlfriend was making dinner and I could smell it all the way in here. When it came to w... Continue»
Posted by my_way_out 7 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Summer Lawns Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Curtains twitched nervously, with a mixture of admiration and dread, as Charles took the long walk up the white graveled driveway to the Manor house, that Monday morning. As he stood looking up at the tall windows, he wondered what destiny lay inside. What adventures would all this lead him on, and what wisdom would he seek?

But what really concerned him, was to be part of all this wealth, to plug into it like a ring-main. The thoughts of those wild sex parties burned into his mind, as he saw himself going back in time to chase those naked girls around the... Continue»
Posted by zeff999 11 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Sexy Housewife Affair with Young Boy

I work at a large bank in the accounting department and we had a new employee join us and she looked really nervous so I tried to befriend her and help her adjust and fit in with everyone. I took her around and introduced her to all my friends at work and had her join our hen fest at lunch to listen to everyone’s gossip and news. She seemed nice and had just moved to our city but she was kind of vague as to why she left home just saying that she needed to move from her parents because of personal reasons and this was the only job that paid enough for her to be on her own she could find. While ... Continue»
Posted by Amulya1 12 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  


Hi, this is a test page for a novel I wrote years ago. It's more to boost my ego, than anything else. So I'm sorry if it seems that I'm writing just for me, but I hope you like it.

                SUMMER LAWNS
                BY STEVEN LAMBERT copyright ©                                         CHAPTER 1   
    Sex was the only thing Charles was interested in. It was the only subject he thought about and the only thing he really wanted to do. Life would have gone on as normal if not for the strange vision that past before him.
    Charles was walking through the village of Ampstw... Continue»
Posted by zeff999 13 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

Don't trust an online Mistress!!

Sorry for the spelling but I'm just a dumb sissy blond bimbo!

Don't trust an online Mistress!!

As I write this my cock is in a pink chastity cage, but Miss says I'm not to call it a cock now. I have to call my cock, my sissy clitty. I used to have a big ish cock, when hard just over 6 inches long and real thick with a huge vain. Now my clitty is locked up, with the smallest pink chastity cage imported from China. Mistress D shows it to anyone who will look!

When they laugh at me I have tried to tell them that before I was caged my clitty was above average, they just laugh even... Continue»
Posted by DogAndOwnersCdBitch 14 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Running into the Ex

Running into the Ex
-Round one

Last weekend I was running around like crazy.It wasn't until last minute my boss called to let me
know they wouldn't be needing me.I hung up right away and called my friend Chris,Seeing if I could
catch up with him before he left.Him and some other guy were taking their dirt bikes out for the day.

It all worked out and I began rushing around like a mad man,prepping my quad and loading it into the
back of my truck.(No easy task alone)after about ten minutes of setting personal best times I left
to f... Continue»
Posted by JaredBlack 14 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Smallest cock she's ever seen! And a prematu

So I was working the night shift at the hotel (which I normally hate doing!) and in come a couple of very pretty 18 year old girls who had been out in town. One of them went straight upstairs to bed, but the other one decided to stay and chat for a while. I could immediately tell that she was both interested in me and very horny, so when I said I was going outside for a smoke, she asked if she could join me. When we got outside, she made it very clear that she wanted to have some fun and approached me and started to kiss me. After a few minutes, I made my way up her skirt and pulled her lit... Continue»
Posted by 5inchsoffun 14 days ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Ass-Scent of a Goddess

As I sit in the waiting lobby of a beautiful marbled complex, I look at the women around me.
I'm surrounded by beauties of all shapes, colours and sizes.

I know I look good, but these girls ranging between the ages of 18 - late 40s are all so beautiful.
There's a beautiful marble fountain in the middle of the room emanating a calm soothing sound of flowing water, like a steady stream.
It's intricately decorated with statues of Rubenesque women sitting on the faces of smaller men and women.
Each statue is made up of platinum and silver and gold and other precious metals.

The centrep... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 15 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Samantha's Breezy Shorts - The Fart Doll

All credit to a certain Mr. Bryan for giving me the wonderful idea and inspiration to write this story.


"You are so precious!"
A sweet girl gushes as she squeezes me tight in her arms.
It's a good job I don't need to breathe as such a tight bear-hug would have been the end of me!

"I'm going to call you Samantha, and you're all mine!"
She continues to cheer gleefully before throwing me up in the air and catching me,
like as if she's play... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 19 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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How Laura's Tits Got Us Home

How Laura’s Tits Got Us Home

The following is a true story. The names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.

There’s a phrase people use to describe the bodies of hot, young Jewish girls who have massive chests: Jew-Boobs. This expression wasn’t around when I was in college. But looking back now, a girl I once dated named Laura had the ultimate Jew-Boobs.

Petite, small-waisted, well-spoken, and well-mannered, Laura was the epitome of the nice Jewish girl stereotype. She was academic. She acted in all the plays. She preferred “show tunes” to rock music -- something we... Continue»
Posted by DennisTheFirst 19 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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