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The Anniversary Week - Thursday

The following story is an original work of fiction.

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I awoke to my warm, comfortable, soothing, yet empty bed. Sierra was gone for the day already. For a moment I just lay there thinking, hands beneath my head while I stared up at the ceiling. Sierra had really outdone herself when she'd planned everything out for our anniversary week. Everything had gotten off to a relatively slow start, with our usual romantic setting in the tub on Monday and our laid-back movie on Tue... Continue»
Posted by Ention 1 hour ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 40

The Anniversary Week - Wednesday

The following story is an original work of fiction

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I awoke (again) with Sierra sl**ping next to me. Today was her late day for work, her mid-week respite if you will. She wouldn't have to leave for work a full hour until after I had gone for the day.

Trying not to disturb her, I slowly got out of bed and went to the bathroom to get ready for the new day. Again, Claire had already slipped in and out before she could be noticed. She had an early class and would hav... Continue»
Posted by Ention 23 hours ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 331  |  
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Beginning Of My Sex Life With My b*****r part 1

Hey everyone this is Deepika. I was one of those traditional Indian girls who are even shy to look at boys a year back. But it is quite strange how things have changed in a matter of a year. I suddenly took interest in porn and was learning each and every thing I could about sex, thanks to internet. It’s all because of my friends, I joined college recently and had to make friends and fortunately I got a really amazing group of girls so funny and never hesitant to talk about sex and stuff. After a month or so after getting to know each other well the dark side of everyone started to creep out, ... Continue»
Posted by discreetguy690 1 day ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 5372  |  
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Softness and hardness
A man bumps against a woman in a hotel lobby. During the collision the elbow mound against the chest thereof. They are both surprised. The man turns to her and say,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me."
To which she replied:
"If your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

Influantes Stats
A businessman boarded a train and finds himself sitting next to a beautiful woman. He notices that she is reading a book about sexual statistics. He asked about this, and she will answer:
"This is a very interesting book. So th... Continue»
Posted by bastos78 1 day ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1378  |  
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Fooled into Bed with s****r


There was very little traffic on the roads that Sunday morning, which was okay by me. I, my s****r and her friend Melissa were on our way into the city proper.

They often invited me to their outings, though perhaps the fact that I had a car was partly responsible for that. I really did enjoy their company though. Melissa was a fun, not to mention attractive, girl and my s****r and I had always gotten along well.

"Aren't we there yet?" Melissa called out from the backseat.

"What are you, a k**?" said my s****r, looking back at her with a teasing smile.

"Just saying your b*****r co... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 2 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 11361  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote VI - Shenanigans

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, ince$t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Jake walked into the steakhouse with his favorite two women close behind him. It looked like a pretty fun place, with a real “barbeque in a cabin” sort of feel. The... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 5 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1466  |  
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The Anniversary Week - Tuesday

The following story is an original work of fiction.

I awoke feeling refreshed and excited. Of course part of my energy was from my early bedtime the evening before. Sierra and I had gone to bed right after our dinner and bath time together, which couldn't have been much later than 9:30. But mostly it was because my mind was abuzz with all of the possible scenarios Sierra might have planned out for us to engage in throughout the week. With her in charge, they could be anything... Well, almost anything. We did have a budget to think about so we couldn't do anything too crazy. C... Continue»
Posted by Ention 6 days ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1341  |  
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Co-worker's wife part 1

A few years ago, a new guy, Steven, started working at my company. He worked in a different department and was a junior member but we had frequent interaction and became work “friends.” We would occasionally have to attend conferences or travel for work and over a short period of time, I got to know him pretty well. Steve was a good worker and a nice guy. He was somewhat of a newlywed, married about 2 years, no k**s. Steve and his wife Jordan were both early 20’s and I was mid 30’s and married with three k**s. I had met his wife Jordan a few times and she was a girl next door type cutie.... Continue»
Posted by krazyfork 6 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3126  |  
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caught ?

As with all my stories these are truthful recollections of things past, except for the ones which are fantasies (lol) - you choose which you think they are!

Names are real in the hope that the people involved will read about themselves and get in touch, (except where because of reasons that should be obvious, it could cause the person to be put in an embarrassing situation)

If you enjoy them please give them the thumbs up; if you really like them please comment and if you REALLY like them mail me and I’ll tell you more than I can put here! And if you recognise yourself – get in touch
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Posted by merlinnz 6 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 2606  |  
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Solo

Listening to my co-worker, Jessica talk about her latest 'adventures' with boyfriend, Mark, had left me feeling pretty depressed and probably doubled my own frustration. Being sent on business trip after business trip as part of my new job as an Assistant to a major CEO within the US had left me feeling lonely at night as I lay in a double bed alone in a empty Hotel room. I haven't seen Ronan, my boyfriend in a few weeks, and the different time zones had limited our interaction through phone calls, iMessages, Skype and social media.

I dropped my towel to the floor, still feeling damp from ... Continue»
Posted by ella-x 6 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1187  |  
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Lets play a game.

“Jake where are you? This isn’t funny.”

I’d walked into his house to be met by the pitch black, suddenly, I felt two hands grip across my eyes.

“Jake for God’s sake stop it!” I heard an impish giggle coming from him as his hands slid down from my eyes to round my waist, I spun around to face him, my eyes slowly adjusting to the darkness as I saw his cheeky smile shining through even in this low light.

“What are you doing?” I questioned him.

“I thought we could play a little game Ashley” his eyes were lit up like a little boy, filled with excitement.

“Huh?” I asked with genuine c... Continue»
Posted by ella-x 7 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2715  |  
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Fatdom Pt.1: My BBW bride.

People told me ahead of time, that we would probably be too d***k and too tired to fuck on our wedding night. I was actually ok with that, since we fucked all the time, in every way possible. She only wore white so the dress would match the pearls. So we just partied hard with no expectations. We had a great time. Everything went without a hitch, and after seeing off the last of our guests, we struggled upstairs to our hotel room.
Of course there is no way in hell I could've carried her over the threshold, she's easily about 350 lbs. and I'm a slim 140. We were laughing and joking about it, s... Continue»
Posted by badboy4320 7 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 725  |  
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Sans Panties by lloyalsock

Claire shivered against the cold and snuggled up against her husband while they stood on the front porch waiting for someone to answer the door! "Oh my, it's cold," Claire said with a shudder, "I wish someone would answer the bell!" "I think I hear someone coming now," Frank replied while tugging Claire closer to him, "boy, it's been a long time since we've visited Tom and Marge, about two years I'd guess!!!" "At least," Claire whispered as the door began to swing open, "oh, Frank, I forgot to mention it before we left, but I'm not wearing any panties!!!" "W-what," he stammered to his pregnant... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 8 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1006  |  
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Body Swap

For the purpose of simplicity, I've made the gender-related words (e.g., his/her) describe their personalities and inner selves, not their physical genders. A man in a woman's body is referred to as "him", not "her".

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I'm Sam. Or at least I was.

I woke up to the sound of an alarm. I'm not sure why I didn't notice at first that something was up, but the only light was a crack in the window curtains and that was on the usual side of my bed. The alarm was a different tone, but my mind was groggy from having just woken up so it didn't register. I sat up, and flicked on the light swit... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 8 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1597  |  
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The Inmate In Me

It was a Wednesday afternoon. I was going to the county Jail to see my father who was locked up for assault. This was a little different as I was going in my Gym cloths. Which I was wearing my sports bra and leggings. I knew I would get some guys horny as hell as I went in and saw my father. I met him at the window and he was seriously mad at me for what I was wearing. The four other inmates there were looking at me as best they could. I enjoy when Other people watch. I like the attention I get. My father couldn’t stand that his only daughter was dressed this way and he told me to leave. I was... Continue»
Posted by BLONDEwithDDtits 8 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2993  |  
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The Placebo Concert

"Harder, faster, forever after <3"

I arrive to the show, the band plays, you know what you get. Beautiful music, interesting people, then suddenly the firm grasp of a soft hand against my throbbing 20 year old cock.. I turn around and stare into a 40 year old's eyes, she smiles and we fondle as we enjoy the show. I stroke her pussy through her cotton, I kiss and lick her neck as Brian sings "late at night, whilst on all fours, She used to watch me kiss the floor." I can tell we're dying for some action.. The encore ends, the fun begins.

I look at her, she looks at me, I'm a Welsh... Continue»
Posted by Luv4meLuv4u 10 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1017  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote IV - Home Movies

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, ince$t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Jake’s mind was racing as he went through the motions of working. He’d stopped time without the remote! Was it him that did it? Was it a safety feature? And why did ... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 10 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2149  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote V - Cruel Temptation

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, ince$t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Sarah showed up while Petra was cleaning up, so Jake decided to let things rest for a bit; he’d had his fun, and he was more than a little worried in hindsigh... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 10 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales, Voyeur  |  Views: 2076  |  
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My first time.

I have been thinking about writing this up for a couple of months now and have decided to share it.
I had never booked or hired an e****t before but had always wondered what it would be like to hire a person for sex. Also I thought it would be the only way at my age that I could get to have sex with a lady who I would normally consider to be “Out of my league”
Well, just before last Christmas I decided to go for it.
I signed up to an e****t site and looked for e****ts local to me. I was quite nervous and looked for a lady who had recent feedback. I selected a shortlist of three and contac... Continue»
Posted by z4driver 11 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4682  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote, Part II - of Pranks and

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, i****t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Jake uploaded all his work and went to lunch early. He couldn’t help it; he felt like a k** with a new toy on a school day. He just couldn’t wait t... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 12 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 2995  |  
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