Celebrities Porn Stories
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September, 1st, 2013
Dublin Night Club
Hmmh. Coming here to the club was just a swift choice on my part. Just came here with me friends to have a good time or some "craic", not the d**g ahaha. Just a bit of fun. Gettin' a bit of time off filming. Finished filming my movie "How I Live Now". Got some premieres lined up soon. No harm done...
My friends assured me I wouldn't have paparazzi flashing cameras at my face. Sometimes it can get to be a bit too much. Not a big fan of alchoh
one it a timio a litil fiend.
the litil fiendei it he go walk tino the park.
A duk in it the ponde.
''helo it duk '' saye firend.
''AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH RGGGGGGGGGGHRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
SAYE IT THRE DUCKE.
''wat wronge lititld duky?'' saye ifiende.
''I TEL YOUI WATSH IS WRONGFE'' saye ducjk.
''I BIEN FELLED WIT ALRAMING SENSE OF ENNUI SINCE IT
FRISYT TOIME DRONALDS TRUMPE NOT MMNAKE PRIOEIDISENT''
I goe 'sayuye it the friende.''
toime to go awawwye.... Continue»
A few weeks ago my little s****r Kate, won first prize in a radio station's phone in competition. She was delighted as the prize was two tickets to meet her idol Britney Spears and she had to interview the pop princess for the radio station. My Mum wasn't going to let Kate go as neither Mum or Dad could get time off work to take Kate to the gig, and they would not let their 12 year old daughter to go on her own with out some one to take care of her.
I said that I would take her and Mum agreed to that as I was 19 and she always said I was very responsible. It only hit me later that day tha... Continue»
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I walked through Dublin's streets that were saddled with stinking piss. I passed shops with broken/stained glass and last Christmas's window painting. I ran past local hoodies and yobs looking for the next innocent bystander to harass. A jumped over several idle puddles just waiting for something to press their new shoes on. I gazed at several works of graffiti and slowly walked by several sexy female club-goers wearing tight skimpy dresses- and finally I arrived at the... Continue»
"I want to leave" Derek moaned hungrily. "Leave what"? rasped Angel vociferously - "We've only just got here you whining cunt"
"I know but, but it's so quiet here, and my asparagus is limp - I certainly didn't expect a night like this for a blind date."
Angel leaned back in her chair, took a good look at Derek. He WAS quite good looking in his own way - the large white Aran jumper offset his red curly hair in a fetching way, though his patched denim dungarees were decidingly wrong.
Laughlingly she murmured 'Derek, I enjoy it anyway, lets stay a while. I'm getting . . . . antsy"
I work the overnight shift at a Hollywood adult store. When celebrities come in, I offer them their purchase for free if they'll share with me their wildest secret story.
The Setup: Seeming more than a little stoned, Kristen Stewart laughed when I made my offer, thought about it for a second, then didn't hesitate to share her story.
The Purchase: Vinyl mini-dress with corset lace back ($35.95). L'Amour vibrator ($55.99)
The Story (via my recording): "So this is back when I was dating Robert (Pattinson, her twilig... Continue»
I was walking down a busy street in New York City. The hustle and bustle a far and distant cry from my own corn-shucking surroundings. Knowing that everything was an option for me now, I went walking down Broadway hoping for the off chance that I might bump into someone worthwhile. I had dressed comfortably, but more revealingly than I would have normally done. I wore a thigh length skirt that hugged my derriere and a deep purple blouse that revealed a great expanse of cleavage from my more than ample breasts. I walked down the street oblivious to anything around me. My purse started to slip a... Continue»
My wife Stacey and I were in desperate need of a getaway from everything. Our lives had become too hectic with work and our c***d. We decided that we were going to go to Montreal, Quebec. Not the typical place that we would pick but something told us to go there.
As we were packing, she wanted to know if we could make this trip all about sex. As usually we do some sightseeing wherever we are and only have sex maybe once while we are on vacation, as having a little one around makes intimate time hard to come by. I thought about her question for less than a second before blurting out – HEL... Continue»
My name doesn't matter. All you need to know is that I'm a professional guitarist. Last summer when I was on a flight back to New York after my first major tour as a guitarist for a quite well known act I received a phone call from a friend, asking me to step in for him in a session. Since I was basically without a job as of that day I said I'd do it. So instead of going home and catching more than 2 or 3 hours of sl**p in a row like I had been doing for the last couple of weeks I went right to the studio where the guys had already started recording. Around 2pm we took a break and while the ot... Continue»
She’s back guys and she’s getting more slutty by the week. She rang me again a couple of weeks ago, saying she’s got some greats news and she doesn’t have anyone else she can tell it to. She came to my place and this is what she told me:-
‘What a week it’s been. You can’t believe what’s going to happen to me. I’m going to be in a film, a movie, I’m going to be an actress. You know Maria, the French girl who got me to get naked for those Arabic people, well she rang me a couple of days ago and said that she was going for an audition for a part in a film and did I want to go too. They ... Continue»
You had just finished jerking off to the new Britney Spears
video. You were getting your clothing on when a commercial appears on
the screen. Britney’s
hot sixteen year old body was dancing around on a stage. "Win a chance to meet Britney Spears in person."
The announcer said enthusiastically, "Just call 1-800-988-7654 within the
next fifteen minutes and you might be selected to win a date with this
fabulous dream girl. Without even thinking you run to the phone and
dial the number. A computer voice at the other end tells you to leave your name, age, and telephone number and if you ar... Continue»
Hi my name is Robert Shephard...yeah I see you scratching your head. Don't worry I get that a lot. Needless to say I'm a nobody, however you've probably heard about my Girlfriend people call her Supergirl.
Wait don't go, I'm serious. You see six months ago I met an amazing girl named Linda Lang. She was Smart, Funny and very very passionate about....things. We started going out almost every night but every once in a while she'd leave for one reason or another. It got to the point where I was considering dumping her, then one day I was withdrawing money from the bank and wouldn't ... Continue»
Hollywood Coke Whore: Ch
with Lena Headey
codes: interracial, blowjob, deepthroat, anal, creampie
"Breathe. Just act natural, Lena. You can do this.." the Hollywood starlet kept assuring herself the entire ride, as if through simple repetition she might finally strike up the nerve to actually get off the bus at her designated stop. At any rate, her stomach was in knots and she couldn't stop fumbling with her pocketbook.
This was her third time riding the metro bus into the worst ghe... Continue»
Let The Fires B
With Natalie Dormer
Written by: DarkTemplar
Codes: MF, Oral
disclaimer: The following story is completely fictional and would obviously never happen in real life. This story is entirely fictional and is in no way connected with the subject. This story contains adult material and is only suitable for people over the age of 18. If you are under 18 please stop reading now. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead, or undead, is purely coincidental. This is fiction, it did NOT
Christmas today is about giving and sharing, and after eleven years of marriage to the same man, which has cooled off somewhat, I decided to give some of my own sort of cheer, a present few men could resist, and at the same time do something for my own lingering libido.
A few days earlier I had met up with an old school chum, and we went into the city to mingle with the throng of shoppers.
We were in a store and I remember standing off from Alexandra and noting her rigidity, as she stood bolt upright, not moving just standing head and shoulders above all around her.
I thought at fir... Continue»
September, 1st, 2013
Somewhere in Dublin, Ireland
Four years. It has been almost four years since my encounter with Mythbuster: Kari Byron. An experience I earned with my seemingly gobsmackingly shite flirtation skills that only ended on a “satisfying” note because of sheer timing and luck.
In my time since then I had bedded VERY FEW women. No prostitutes, no sloppy seconds, just honest to god hard work. Honestly, why does it matter? As long as I’m getting by at all- that’s all that matters.
I’m at a point in my life now where things
...as Carol landed on the bed her big saggy breasts flopped around rippling as John jumped upon them with his mouth and began sucking and nibbling on the nubs of her nipples. I watched amazed as Carol moaned and rolled her eyes back and writhed her body up starting from her hips. She was groaning loudly and eventually John stuck his fingers in her mouth for her to suck on and shut her up before throwing his lips onto hers kissing her passionately to stop her groans, but they just increase as she writhed her body even more as I grabbed her thigh that was dressed in stockings. I ran my hand unde... Continue»
I moved out to Hollywood last year at the age of 19, my cousin said maybe he could get me some jobs in the industry, so I took a chance. American Hustle was my first movie as a PA. It was cool. The work was hard but I go to see a movie being made and see famous people and stuff. But I didn't think much would come of it.
So imagine how happy I was as I stared at Jennifer Lawrence's beautiful, nude, c-cup tits, as she squeezed them together and told me to slip my hard 8-inch cock between them and titty fuck her.
She stared at my cock with a fun, goofy smile, as the tip of it poked out of h... Continue»
Rita Ora had gradually increase her reputation and fanbase in 2012 and with the new year getting off to a terrific start for her, she had started to sell out bigger arenas. Thursday night was the day of one of these shows and nervous Ora was sitting backstage swigging back bottled water to calm her nerves. Her legs were shaking, not just because of her being anxious, but because of the lack of clothes she had chosen to adorn for this night of the tour. She was dressed only in a tight black leotard and a jacket, hoping that her risque outfit may also garner some media buzz. To make matters wors... Continue»
Selena Gomez had always idolized her step-father. Selena and her mother were abandoned by her biological father under mysterious circumstances, which were never truly explained to Selena by her mother. However when she was 11, Selena's mother shacked up with a new man who was instrumental in encouraging Selena to endeavor and achieve her c***dhood dream of becoming a pop singer. Given this seemingly idyllic situation, Selena was all the more confused that her mother was filing for divorce from her step-dad.
Even with her busy schedule bursting to the brim with interviews and radio runs, Se... Continue»