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funny but sexy!!!

... This is a true story I swear it and I hope the lady in question doesn't read this that is why I shall not put any names. You guys know me from my videos with Aspen by the name Dr. Sleeze/Bothced. I... Continue»
Posted by amatuerdrandpimp 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  

Flyboy- superhero i****t story

... in...Listen to Reason” Fly Boy Said

“I would...but what can I say…I am HOT TEMPERED bwahahahhaha ... power months ago...but already he had a rouges gallery

“Oh nice Joke...what a wicked BURN” Firebug ... destruction. But really things have be chilled….it just been shimmer till now. Now it time for me to... Continue»
Posted by lilguy41 8 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Magic Bus

... across the aisle. I
knew it would probably piss her off for me to laugh, but it struck me as
funny ... around a while, looking for work. Looking for
something to do that I enjoyed, but didn't have much ... luck. The weather was
great, at least. I really liked California, but I finally decided it was
time... Continue»
Posted by brianbigdogsmith 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Lekcja po Posku: "Seksmisja" (PL - E)

For my usual English readers: see my sexy summary below of this famous film from 70-ies ... !"

Short summary in English for my female friends and fans and my other usual sexy suspects ... !

"Sexmission" starts when he wakes up after fifty years of hibernation as a sexy scientific... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Anne Streich wird abgerichtet

... ,
decidedly not rich, but good. She was a virgin, had never
had a boyfriend before Ryan. The other girls at ... school
had warned her that the hunky sixteen year old was no
good, trouble, but he was so darn ... like him." She wanted to say
love, but was afraid to in front of an adult.

Now Mr. Black... Continue»
Posted by PerverserFuckdaddy 9 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore  |  

Our Evening Ritual

... of his close buddies, they all teased him that he was pussy-whipped. Funny thing is, none of them ... . It feels so fucking sexy when he’s working my asshole, sliding his finger in and out, and he’s licking my... Continue»
Posted by AfroerotiK 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal  |  
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... , as funny as Woody Allen and as athletic as Jimmy Connors. Love is when you realize that he’s as sexy ... think that he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader ... as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger... Continue»
Posted by All-The-Way 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Russian Shemales 3: The Revenge

... says it is a kind of joke. Like the Electric Boogaloo. I do not understand why that is funny ... , Svetlana wanted more sexy sexy time, but I said to not. Because Mr. Aronoff would be there soon... Continue»
Posted by TransContinental 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Clarissa and the Whale (gore)

... indeed", Clarissa said. "I find them sexy somehow"
"Their stomachs are sexy too. So white, vulnerable ... did the same. It was funny. A half beached whale with twentyfive girls rubbing his abdomen.
Gina ... again.
Girl after girl came on the death whale, holding their bellies and kicking around with their sexy barefeet.
They will do it again, they knew!... Continue»
Posted by Susi_barfuss 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore  |  

Slut wife exhibitionist

... funny walking into the bowling alley wearing a skirt and heels. Everyone else there seemed to be wearing ... ? “

“MMMMM yes. It makes me feel sexy when I know they are looking.” She purred into my ear. I ... they?”

“It was funny seeing all of them and some of the guys in the other lanes look back. I just leaned... Continue»
Posted by ooosh1000 9 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Voyeur, Hardcore  |  
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Réédition 2

... jeu bustier , mettant en valeur sa poitrine opulente . Lingerie sexy , maquillage, haut talon ... , pour fondre ma tete sans aller au but , la regardant fixement dans les yeux jouant autour... Continue»
Posted by sokilla 9 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Hardcore  |  

Great Night

... , "Nibblez" a sexy stripper/perfect slut is just getting ready to perform a dance for Flava Flav. When ... continues to explain how her man being a funny nigga at the moment and she just needs to relieve some ... and passionately starts kissing me;sucking my tongue and lips with a sexy passion. I pull her with me,never... Continue»
Posted by bxcoxman 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Hardcore  |  
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Why I Sneeze When I see a Pussy!

... on, whether it be a really sexy picture or video, or if I’m with a decidedly delicious girl, or even when ... I just have a sexy daydream, I begin to sneeze! I mean I don’t just sneeze once or twice ... hair, with a face like an angel, and just a touch of a corn-fed body to make her as sexy as I could... Continue»
Posted by George178 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Smokin' Aces

... to be very funny and interesting. On the other hand, Emily is loud and crass and never fails to say exactly ... previous. I have no idea what she was dressed as, but she was wearing an incredibly sexy outfit ... the feel of our bodies against each other. Her kisses never lost intensity and I was feeling sexy... Continue»
Posted by adel5000 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature  |  

You Watch

... ? You don't say?" she interrupted with a sarcastic tease, and a smile.

"Funny," I replied "You ... hair.

"I don't know," I added "Watching some other guy make funny faces while getting a blow job ... behind.

Barbara pushed her butt back grinding it against my damp groin. "You make some pretty funny... Continue»
Posted by BiBaBot 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore  |  
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Marcy's Playground 10 by loyalsock

... cared for. Maybe I imagined the whole sexy emphasis on the word dinner.


I tried ... .

"That if J.L. doesn't come, we'll have some extra for tomorrow," he repeated.


"Come... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  

A new life (part 5/7)

... and join us when you are ready. I want you to go shopping and buy a very 'sexy' dress for dinner ... a deal. Have fun and get something real sexy! P.S. I want you to wear some thong panties tonight. Love ... toward Judi because she had been gone all day. She smiled at her and shared several funny stories... Continue»
Posted by pegaseus69 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex  |  
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Fun with my office co-worker

... sexy long legs slowly and deliberately. Wow! I could almost see you underwear. You had on thigh ... something funny in the paper. The section you were on was on murder and fatal accident. After what seems ... sexy swaying ass as you walked out of room. Seemed like you were making extra “sexy” ass sway just... Continue»
Posted by mike28532 4 years ago  |  Categories: Voyeur  |  
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Emma's Crush

... the room.

She really was a sexy young woman. He usually found himself dating the tall, thin women ... laughed.

"What's so funny?" Emma asked.

"It's a bit long on you." The robe was so big on her... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  

"Just Treat Me Like A Lady" My First TS

... attracted to her, she was funny, flirty, sexy and feminine. I told her I had never hung out with a TS ... stopped me and said, "Lay on your back sexy." I did and she swung her body over mine. Still on all fours... Continue»
Posted by JesseM75 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo, Shemales  |  
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