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funny but sexy!!!

... This is a true story I swear it and I hope the lady in question doesn't read this that is why I shall not put any names. You guys know me from my videos with Aspen by the name Dr. Sleeze/Bothced. I... Continue»
Posted by amatuerdrandpimp 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  

Flyboy- superhero i****t story

... in...Listen to Reason” Fly Boy Said

“I would...but what can I say…I am HOT TEMPERED bwahahahhaha ... power months ago...but already he had a rouges gallery

“Oh nice Joke...what a wicked BURN” Firebug ... destruction. But really things have be chilled….it just been shimmer till now. Now it time for me to... Continue»
Posted by lilguy41 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Magic Bus

... across the aisle. I
knew it would probably piss her off for me to laugh, but it struck me as
funny ... around a while, looking for work. Looking for
something to do that I enjoyed, but didn't have much ... luck. The weather was
great, at least. I really liked California, but I finally decided it was
time... Continue»
Posted by brianbigdogsmith 12 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Lekcja po Posku: "Seksmisja" (PL - E)

For my usual English readers: see my sexy summary below of this famous film from 70-ies ... !"

Short summary in English for my female friends and fans and my other usual sexy suspects ... !

"Sexmission" starts when he wakes up after fifty years of hibernation as a sexy scientific... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Anne Streich wird abgerichtet

... ,
decidedly not rich, but good. She was a virgin, had never
had a boyfriend before Ryan. The other girls at ... school
had warned her that the hunky sixteen year old was no
good, trouble, but he was so darn ... like him." She wanted to say
love, but was afraid to in front of an adult.

Now Mr. Black... Continue»
Posted by PerverserFuckdaddy 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore  |  

Yoga Teacher

... a lacy white sun dress, she looked especially sexy. Jack watched her from afar, her beautiful red hair ... the two of them alone.

“You know,” started Jen as she sipped her champagne, “I have a very funny ... bit her lower lip in that sexy way she had whenever she was feeling horny. Maybe... Continue»
Posted by yogaoneteacher 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Interracial Sex, Voyeur  |  
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... chin up straight, and I'm funny. And I have a pretty big dick, about which more later.

So more ... think I'm a slut?"

This just crushed me. This beautiful women, doing wonderful, sexy, dirty things... Continue»
Posted by thickdickmark 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore  |  
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In Pursuit of Jade

... Jade. She was so funny and crazy we immediately hit it off.
We did our fair share of flirting.
One ... on our past feelings.
Months went by as we teased each other.
She'd come into my work dressed sexy... Continue»
Posted by White_Beard 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  

Marcy's Playground 9 by loyalsock

... funny," I said sarcastically. Except then I cracked up. It was pretty funny.

"Come on, Marce. Tell me ... , and he smiled.

"I like it," he said. "Pre-tousled. Fresh out of bed. Very, very, sexy."

I ... could gobble it all up.

We reached the top.

"What's so funny, Lafferty?"

"All my shyness... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  

Mark's studentenleven 7: naar de sexwinkel

... had. Soms stuurde ze hem een sexy foto en ook nu staat ze er weer lekker op. Hij zag ... same size, but not as big as yours." Ze draait het ding uit en legt het naast haar. "But I thinkt the... Continue»
Posted by dagspring 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation  |  
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Remorse Is A Terrible Thing

... full-but-very sexy ass...and I saw no panty lines under the tight material. We had more drinks ... gave a fake laugh, and said I had become a monk. She found that very funny, and as she laughed, her... Continue»
Posted by Croozer 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature  |  
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Eden West

... I am NOT the simply sharing

Lauren takes a solo vacation and meets the sexy VP she ... .”

“ That's funny,” said Rob. “I thought he liked you.”

“ Why?” I asked.

“ Because he insisted ... summer outfits. It was fun modeling them for Rina.

She insisted that I look a bit sexy. She put... Continue»
Posted by adel5000 4 years ago  |  Categories: Voyeur, Hardcore  |  
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The Fuck Dance

... there was a strategically placed tattoo somewhere. I could only imagine…
“You look sexy!” I ... but much better, somehow! She didn’t try to make slow and sexy and in fact most of the time she conjured ... .
She bent and twisted her legs in all sorts of bizarre, funny angles as though completely out... Continue»
Posted by Phoolio 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore  |  

Christmas Holiday, part 2

... shitter so I did the same to Lorna.

In great detail he explained to her over the phone how sexy her ... tomorrow you sexy fucking bitch; I’ll be dicking you so hard that Chris will hear”. He smiled over ... Lexi told me my dick tasted funny. As tempted as I was to tell him that it tasted of his mum’s... Continue»
Posted by redders74 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore  |  

I just want to kiss…and maybe fondle&hellip

... appearance. I already knew that she was funny, intelligent and sexy!

But secretly, I had to admit ... to kiss that incredibly cute face and run my hands over her sexy short hair!

She surprised me ... a casual but sexy appearance. An her voice was so feminine, just perfect!

We did some small talk... Continue»
Posted by RUintrigued2 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore  |  
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text chat

... : like a lolly pop
You: lol
Stranger: Haha. You're so funny. XDD
Stranger: Like a lollipop. XD HAHAHA ... sexy pic
You: lol
Stranger: O________O XD
Stranger: No.
Stranger: HAHA. XD
Stranger: I can't... Continue»
Posted by german69 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation  |  

The Meeting.

... position. He was very handsome, warm, funny, a total gentleman, sexy, strong, compassionate ... feet into the sexy black heels and smiled at herself in the mirror......knowing she would have him ... ....enticing....his hair has those extremely sexy touches of gray, that strong jawline that her lips long... Continue»
Posted by dark_too 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  
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In the beginning...

... and he started to compliment me: you know you look sexy in the pool; I can't take my eyes off you ... at cock number three after my next swim. I just laughed it off and said he was funny for joking like... Continue»
Posted by longtimewife46 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  
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Missed You

... pressed once more for the call to be placed.

Moments later the baritone voice said, “Hey sexy ... been telling me all week that you race better than me,” chuckled Kamal.
“That’s funny cause he says I ... at the funny parts as the aircraft taxied out for takeoff. It was an unusually turbulent start. Most... Continue»
Posted by faggyboi 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Hardcore, Shemales  |  
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A new sexual encounter

... to talk about it and have an excuse to show him dirty pictures of me. The funny thing is he ... is on a love seat sort of behind him. I came back and leaned up in the door way, trying to be sexy and fun... Continue»
Posted by wifethatrocks 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Hardcore  |