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An Englishman was holidaying in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. One day they were strolling along a nude beach when they noticed a naked Black local also strolling towards them.
The Black... Continue»
... Signs That You Might Need A New Lawyer
* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.
* Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniel's to the stand!"... Continue»
... should be your name for today. You not match for me MAMA’S boy. I got you in my lair and I am going ... Flyboy and the battle for sky city
By lilguy firstname.lastname@example.org
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Sky City... Continue»
... thing he said in his life and the sun shines for
you today yes that was why I liked him because ...
had a great leg of and she never left us a farthing all for masses for
herself and her soul ... greatest miser ever was actually afraid to lay out 4d
for her methylated spirit telling me all her... Continue»
... that he should take it today. I said, " Get in the clear " and we drove off . Because it occurred to ... agreed, because at home anyway no one waiting for me. She was happy and we went to a nearby cafe. We ... ordered and chatted about the company and I asked her what area she makes for her internship said she... Continue»
... description get to buy well drinks for a buck a pop.
Since it's a college town, the women who ... to spend any of their own money for the discounted drinks anyway because the young men doing the ... hunting are happy to spend a couple of bucks for the chance to score.
It was on a Wednesday night... Continue»
... please allow me for today. And I noticed her while she going to the kitchen and turned and smile ... doing 2nd assignments. Now we talk regularly and some time I pass joke he got angry and I just ... com-ming Sunday is my wife birthday and I have to buy some gift for her can u help me to choose some... Continue»
... from the long day. "Just a ton
of shit to do!"
"I agree but you know what today is don't ya ... today," Kris stated.
"Just keep piling it on why don't ya?"
"I have great faith in you. You've ... just be a partial
Kris laughed, "So is Corey making it today? Justin... Continue»
... says it is a kind of joke. Like the Electric Boogaloo. I do not understand why that is funny ... a better job in the future. But, we would still have to go home today. My money from the last week ... the price. It will use up the last of our money for lessons today, but he wants us also to have... Continue»
... if I minded if she left today, and I told her that she could go as soon as she wanted. She went ... , the night was MUCH too long. I usually ENJOYED my job, joking around with the other cadre, AND THE GUARDS... Continue»
The one thing that has got my tripped out right now is today at church I recived a text ... an uncomfortable sex joke. It had 3 naked pictures of a spread pussy. Un sure of what to make of it all I... Continue»
... laughing and joking as to who would knock me over.
When Bruce grabbed my hips and slammed deep ... gonna hit that ass today and Wednesday, Daniel wants you Thursday and all three of us will have you... Continue»
... . Wrong! It seemed today was as bad for him as it was good for me. When I got a perfunctory kiss ... here?" He just looked at me and then I realized he was only joking. After all, the car was here inside... Continue»
... breakfast. I apologize, on Sundays we get up a bit later and, besides, today is a feast day...” Kea blushed ... married again..." Landra kissed Kea's cheek "OK, let's stop talking about sad things; today is a feast ... , you may think this was a bitter joke, but for me it was a proof of your true feelings for me. You... Continue»
... of my pussy. She smiled a mouth full of perfect white teeth and said, “Stick around for a while today ... was also surprised how I was reacting to what would have seemed impossible for me before today. Maybe ... , an unexpected impulse for sure. More of a joke than anything really. But fucking Luke... Continue»
... of the house looking around. I found them all in the kitchen getting things ready for today. Some guest ... brought up the rear. Yep a joke by me.
They headed off to shower and Robin grabbed me and took me... Continue»
... daughter had just gone into labour so she wasn't coming around today to clean, which of course I was fine ... wasn't joking her trousers had snagged on thorn bush behind her and were now stuck around her knees... Continue»
... , by the way, and that was James, and you are?"
"Lost" she joked weakly. "But I am Samira when I ... not feel like facing the vending machines in the staff room. Today is my long night, so I need to take... Continue»
... with her red hair-- in a word -- HOT !
God's sick joke on men was he gave them TWO brain's ... had today, I could feel my cock thicken up a bit ..but still .. she was a wet dream waiting ... of God's jokes, I smiled to myself..
"Na- I'm worn out tonight. My feet and legs are killing me. I'll... Continue»
... amazing last night, she looked way beyond amazing today. As I’d hoped, she was wearing ... it snows two inches,” I told her firmly. I was joking, of course.
“I don’t want them ... back until there are three feet of snow,” she said. And she wasn’t joking. She was way... Continue»