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Joke for today

Joke for today

... WY

An Englishman was holidaying in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. One day they were strolling along a nude beach when they noticed a naked Black local also strolling towards them.

The Black... Continue»
Posted by cocoabutter 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Joke for today

... Signs That You Might Need A New Lawyer

* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.

* Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniel's to the stand!"... Continue»
Posted by cocoabutter 5 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities  |  
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Flyboy- superhero i****t story

... should be your name for today. You not match for me MAMA’S boy. I got you in my lair and I am going ... Flyboy and the battle for sky city

By lilguy lilguy4174@hotmail.com

A super powered Step mom ... did for more check it out here

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/lilguy31/profile

Sky City... Continue»
Posted by lilguy41 10 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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From J. Joyce

... thing he said in his life and the sun shines for
you today yes that was why I liked him because ...
had a great leg of and she never left us a farthing all for masses for
herself and her soul ... greatest miser ever was actually afraid to lay out 4d
for her methylated spirit telling me all her... Continue»
Posted by LightSquirrel 4 years ago  |  Categories: Voyeur  |  
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Die unbekannte

... that he should take it today. I said, " Get in the clear " and we drove off . Because it occurred to ... agreed, because at home anyway no one waiting for me. She was happy and we went to a nearby cafe. We ... ordered and chatted about the company and I asked her what area she makes for her internship said she... Continue»
Posted by dievollstrecker 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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HAPPY HOUR

... description get to buy well drinks for a buck a pop.

Since it's a college town, the women who ... to spend any of their own money for the discounted drinks anyway because the young men doing the ... hunting are happy to spend a couple of bucks for the chance to score.

It was on a Wednesday night... Continue»
Posted by famlover66 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Taboo  |  
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Trap

... please allow me for today. And I noticed her while she going to the kitchen and turned and smile ... doing 2nd assignments. Now we talk regularly and some time I pass joke he got angry and I just ... com-ming Sunday is my wife birthday and I have to buy some gift for her can u help me to choose some... Continue»
Posted by sahil711 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Voyeur  |  
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His Sexpot S i s Chapter 7

... forget today for as long as I live," he laughed.
They wore dressing gowns, having bathed and eaten ... be joking. She won't let any of the guys near her. We call her tin
pants." He conjured up a mental... Continue»
Posted by eremiti 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Lesbian Sex, Taboo  |  
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Russian Shemales 3: The Revenge

... says it is a kind of joke. Like the Electric Boogaloo. I do not understand why that is funny ... a better job in the future. But, we would still have to go home today. My money from the last week ... the price. It will use up the last of our money for lessons today, but he wants us also to have... Continue»
Posted by TransContinental 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Paula Xhapters 1 and 2

... as if it was nothing more than a joke. But I could see Paula was thinking it over in her mind, so I went ... few days would make today look like c***d’s play.
Thursday morning I woke Paula up and told her... Continue»
Posted by rollhigh 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore  |  
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Shower show

... we ALL did it. We even joked about it. That’s how we started leaving the door open. If you weren’t ... over too where Josh would be working, if he were on. But pulling duty last night, he had today off... Continue»
Posted by malesub01 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Voyeur  |  
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OHGIRL: Deja Vu

... was “Lanced” from behind. He was enjoying his fun and all of his jokes and comments made his friends laugh ... sucking on my clients rock hard pole. He was firmly erect today and he took me by surprise when he asked ... and confirmed our date, while John joked about me fitting him in between all of the other clients... Continue»
Posted by ohgirl1 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Interracial Sex, Hardcore  |  
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Hall Pass Pt 1

... of the night chatting, laughing and joking as they became part of the ambiance that the pool bar oozed ... .

"Nope it's a one-off valid only for today, never to be repeated," came the reply.

She then looked... Continue»
Posted by inkent 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Voyeur  |  
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Sissy's stroke story for Deebsflo. Part one

... , an impossibly old butler from England, hired almost as a joke, came doddering along the corridor. “Oh Madam ... was a disaster today darling! I fired that stupid makeup girl.” She turned around and looked out... Continue»
Posted by Hotassboi 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Voyeur, Shemales  |  
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Invitation to a Beach

... of my pussy. She smiled a mouth full of perfect white teeth and said, “Stick around for a while today ... was also surprised how I was reacting to what would have seemed impossible for me before today. Maybe ... , an unexpected impulse for sure. More of a joke than anything really. But fucking Luke... Continue»
Posted by ellenbeachbabe 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Lesbian Sex  |  
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The adventures of Holly Whore part one: Dirty John

... not reply. John then said “you know you could make some quick and easy money today” I turned to him. “How ... at him and said “you must be joking” He faced me “suit yourself then, I just thought you might want... Continue»
Posted by HollyHorn1 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Masturbation  |  
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Teaching the whore a lesson

... of my jokes. Little do you know, that I'm dead serious.

"Get naked, completely!" You start ... home for lunch break but today I make an exception. You are surprised and glad when you hear ... a little. I can feel your excitement level rise again. “So, what did you learn today?” I ask you... Continue»
Posted by the_teaser 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Group Sex, Hardcore  |  
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Welcome to London

... , by the way, and that was James, and you are?"

"Lost" she joked weakly. "But I am Samira when I ... not feel like facing the vending machines in the staff room. Today is my long night, so I need to take... Continue»
Posted by lasslorn30 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Voyeur  |  
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SEXUALLY FREE EPISODE 2 F/F

... in the bed with me for awhile, and on days like today, to shower with me as well.

"Are you going to hop ... bursting to happen, but not today.

"What's the matter?" Ashley questioned as she ran a comb through ... clit, still looking at Ben.

 "If today is the day you two are going to let me join, then let's go... Continue»
Posted by ssoakinu 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Lesbian Sex  |  
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ProfNigma Stories #10: It’s All Been Done #1

... saw what was on the cover of the phone's home screen- today's date.

Or rather the date nearly 7 ... actually. Well it was aimed at k*ds but there were some pretty adult jokes and references along the way... Continue»
Posted by FrankSinner 8 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities  |  
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