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Joke for today

Joke for today

... " tattooed on his penis and asks what it stands for? The white guy says .. Well when I get an erection it ... " tattooed on his penis and asks what it stands for?

The black guy says , well when I get an erection it ... ... Continue»
Posted by cocoabutter 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Joke for today

... ;Yahtzee!"

* Offers to waive his usual fees in exchange for your panties.

* You met him in prison.

* He tells you ... ... Continue»
Posted by cocoabutter 4 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities  |  
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Wild For Horses

... rubbed his finger back and forth across her number.

As a joke, he would hold onto the number.

Maybe some night when ... boots.

He was holding a thick lasso.

"What are your plans for today, Mrs. Reynolds?" he asked.

But before she had time to ... ... Continue»
Posted by brianbigdogsmith 23 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Lusting for Granny

... in and kissed me on the cheek.

"Uh...Gam...about today...I..." I started, but couldn't finish.

"Forget it. I have." she said ... smiling.

"Uh..uh..no..we..uh..have done quite enough for today. Lets go" Gam replied.

"See yah hon." Mom said. ... ... Continue»
Posted by RiBBoN 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Taboo  |  
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Husband got more than he bargained for - An Adult

... charge last night on the phone for any calls today. He was trying to move ... forgot about what I was going to do today. I also had forgotten about Stacy on Friday ... I was saving for a special occasion. I canceled your two appointments for today and told Karl to ... ... Continue»
Posted by buckkelly123 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Mature  |  
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Husband got more than he bargained for

... charge last night on the phone for any calls today. He was trying to move ... forgot about what I was going to do today. I also had forgotten about Stacy on Friday ... I was saving for a special occasion. I canceled your two appointments for today and told Karl to ... ... Continue»
Posted by lovethembigger 3 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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For The Girl

... give you some really enjoyable sex in exchange for what you’re doing for me today, for us.”

Amanda was surprised by Stacy’s quick ... on his face. “I am sure it won’t be your last for today.”

Benny felt like some transformation was occurring to him. He ... ... Continue»
Posted by slatemhor 5 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Gay Male  |  
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THE SPA FOR BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION

... the collar.

“I’ve spent months training other men to prepare for today,” Gina continued, “Now it’s your turn to learn ... "Stop the punishment Gina. Your slave has had enough punishment for today.”

The next morning, the attendants f***ed Charles to bath. ... ... Continue»
Posted by cteroticwriter 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, BDSM, Fetish  |  
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Meeting Amanda For The First Time

... it here. It’s a pretty quiet area around here. Well except for today."

"Looks like they where having a lot of fun Sarah."

" ... ’ birthday. She just turned 16 today. She wanted to have some of her friends over for it. I can’t really complain ... ... Continue»
Posted by robd1 1 year ago  |  Categories: Taboo  |  
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for evil thing

... otte cerda?......u smile and say yes sir.
im ur driver for today miss.......can i take ur bags?
sure...........u give him ... seem a bit nervous....coz u know...u will lose ur virginity today........what am i saying......u know that when the bellboi is gone ... ... Continue»
Posted by sexydutchman 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  
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sissy for mum pt2

... on time to get up we have a lot planed for today" she said as she pulled the quit off me ... she kept saying you be a good boy today no messing or back-chat.
We pulled up ... the plastic cock “mmmm there’s a good sissy for mummy “Jane said .
The two lady’s undid ... ... Continue»
Posted by flumpermunch 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Taboo  |  
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A story written for my lover

... wrapped around me i thought.Pete seemed different today so i asked him how his home life ... the door right on time i'd been up for hours making sure the house was spotless ... hair chosen my out fit carefully for today not two sexy or dressed up jusjust right ... ... Continue»
Posted by peterg01484 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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18 Today

... with Adams younger b*****r.

However, the plans had already been made for the three of them to have sex. Therefore, the b*****r ... morning shower. She would need a really hot outfit for today because she was meeting Sylvia this morning before school, and ... ... Continue»
Posted by kap007 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex  |  
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My wife's pussy is for sale!

... . Lonnie looked at her pussy and said,
"You're ready for today, you're already wet." He spread
her pussy lips gave ... all have heard about. She wants to put on
a show for you today. Gentlemen, this is Lisa." Len
stepped off the stage ... ... Continue»
Posted by kinghut 12 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature  |  
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shower thoughts for today

... wandering about my good boy during my shower today. Your licking my ass and giving it ... sweet spots that send me quiverring and gasping for air. I arch my back into your ... and barely graze by that hot hole, stopping for only a tickle. My hand continues on and ... ... Continue»
Posted by ilikemygoodboy 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal  |  
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Date Night for Nancy

... or him. Last night was date night for Nancy and Drake and she decided to ... surprise and please her date since her outfit for today consists of nylons and a pair of high ... 's OK”, she tells him, “I'll send hubby for new ones tomorrow” - and she will. She ... ... Continue»
Posted by RangerDave 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Voyeur  |  
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Hot Massage For A Hot Mom

... “Thank you sweetie but that’s enough for today, I’m going to go get changed and ready

for bed.” She quickly got up and ... as I her wearing a very conservative bra.

I massaged her shoulders for a while to get her relaxed before I asked

“Mom your bra ... ... Continue»
Posted by adel5000 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature  |  
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Audition, For an Exotic Masseuse

... totally jumped at the offer, "Yes, I'd love to work for you, But for 2 months."

(I am Ashley. 34D perky boobs, Long legs ... and I greeted him

"Afternoon sir, I am Ashley, Your masseuse for today." "Hello Ashley, I am Carter." He replied "Delighted to ... ... Continue»
Posted by Ashley1991 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Voyeur  |  
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How my inclination for sex started

... thrice a week.
As I grew up, my interest for sex was increasing and whenever I saw girls of my ... alone in my house on a Sunday. My f****y had gone for a picnic, and that day I had some office work to ... and enjoy with all positions. That's all for today.
... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Hardcore  |  
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School for Sluts

... answer moved along.

"Okay, Laura, fair enough. You are prepared for you entrance exam, right?"

"Oh, yes, of course." the ... back against the desk.

"Okay, Laura. That'll be all for today. I'm sure you'll be a great addition to our fine establishment ... ... Continue»
Posted by LovelyLaura 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Taboo  |  
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