Search results Joke for today
* Offers to waive his usual fees in exchange for
* You met him in prison.
* He tells you ... ... Continue»
... " tattooed on his penis and asks what it stands for
? The white guy says .. Well when I get an erection it ... " tattooed on his penis and asks what it stands for
The black guy says , well when I get an erection it ... ... Continue»
... about my good boy during my shower today
. Your licking my ass and giving it a ... spots that send me quiverring and gasping for
air. I arch my back into your hand. ... play and barely graze by that hot hole, stopping for
only a tickle. My hand continues on and ... ... Continue»
The box read:
"The perfect first panty girdle for today
's modern teen."
It was written as if the advertising ... me to go through with what had to be a joke
, and that
after a few rehearsals, everyone would forget about ... ... Continue»
... them all, but I couldn't find a sign of any of them today
. Besides, her breasts were ever so slightly sagging. It didn ... ! He always knew how to turn my discomfort into a sexual joke
a split second, I had forgotten about her, about the way her ... ... Continue»
... it myself.
"But for today
," said Angie, "Helen will do it for
you as I
want you to look your best for
She did ... I certainly appealed to most of them.
Melissa would laugh and joke
with those that she recognised
and so would Cindy. I ... ... Continue»
... you know." At least one of us smiled at my joke
. Gambling, I fibbed, "Anyway, I suppose I like my freedom, now."
"Eric, who ... you are, now—where we are, now."
"Then, at least for today
, let's agree to disagree, okay?" I offered to compromise, but I had ... ... Continue»
... and began to get everything ready for
her morning shower. She would need a really hot outfit for today
because she was meeting Sylvia this morning before school, and she wanted to make sure that she was ready for
... ... Continue»
... the schedule for today
everyone was exhausted, and it was too late to get back to the hotel in time for
supper. So ... ," I said. "Sorry if I offended you. I was only half awake."
"That's a joke
, right?" he asked. "Which monastery do you think I live in ... ... Continue»
... me when we get to the hotel."
Suddenly I couldn't wait for today
's drive to be over.
We spent four hours trying like ... a cab to haul us back!" Mom giggled loudly at whatever joke
I had completely missed in Dad's statement, and I excused myself to ... ... Continue»
I protested but he interrupted and reiterated... “Anything!”
“Is this a joke
?” I asked.
“No, but there’s a price!”
“So what’s the price ... She is so fucking sexy... and she’s mine. Well, for today
anyway. I’m going to have such fun with this sweet ... ... Continue»
... This one stood for
our little inside joke
. And probably the ... said: "Isn't this enough for today
, i really don't want to talk ... for
Jack's dick". Followed by a nice, "pleaaase?" And a way tooo happy smile.
I could see she must have shaved her pussy today
... ... Continue»
... a smile "I only spanked you for
your own good," I was turning this whole situation into a joke
"Looks like you didn't learn ... I held the position for
just a few more heart beats and disengaged.
"OK young lady, I think that's enough fun for today
. You better ... ... Continue»
... You can shift after you pay advance. Today
also ok, the broker grinned. “So who stays ... for
her as the cup she was holding was of alien origin. The topic for today
... him. She did not even understand the joke
This was becoming a routine now. The next ... ... Continue»
... his own joke
. "Hey, I hear you're working for
"Crazy Laura? I'm working for
Mrs. Hildebrand ... soon, but it would be OK for today
. Laura met me in the drive ... out for
a toast, I clumsily clinked mine to hers, and we drank.
is our ... ... Continue»
Posted by kassinx 5 months ago
| Categories: Mature
| Views: 229 |
... blouse? Well, I like jokes, too. Only this time, the joke
’s on you." She released his chin and continued: " You’ ... ;" "Fall Fashions for Today
’s Young Sissy;" "Just Like Mommy: Dresses for
the Sissy Sophisticate;" and "The Latest In Lingerie for
Boys." Mark ... ... Continue»
... Paul or...?"
"It's just the plumber. I had one in today. That's...uhm all.
"Oh? Ok.... is he cute?
"W- huah ... it, babe.
She confused me. I know it was like a joke
the phonecall thing, but I didn't want to bang her ... ... Continue»
... call it, here at work when we can joke
about it and going and spending a day at ... each of us. “As for
David...the gentleman as you called him...for today
we're a group ... . Yes, yes perfect! Didi it is! And for today
, you're a "her" and not a "he", ok babes ... ... Continue»
... for today
"Looks like they where having a lot of fun Sarah."
"Yeah it’s my daughters’ birthday. She just turned 16 today
. She wanted to have some of her friends over for
it. I can’t really complain ... ... Continue»
Posted by robd1 6 months ago
| Categories: Taboo
| Views: 4870 |
... “Well then Ms. Cindy cannot see him today
, because she is preoccupied.” replied the perky ... and had the fucking gall to joke
with him. His temper flared up, and ... , I have had enough of your tantrums for today
. Stand up!”
“I won't,” answered Benjamin, what ... ... Continue»