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Joke for today

... WY

An Englishman was holidaying in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. One day they were strolling along a nude beach when they noticed a naked Black local also strolling towards them.

The Black... Continue»
Posted by cocoabutter 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Joke for today

... Signs That You Might Need A New Lawyer

* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.

* Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniel's to the stand!"... Continue»
Posted by cocoabutter 5 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities  |  
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From J. Joyce

... thing he said in his life and the sun shines for
you today yes that was why I liked him because ...
had a great leg of and she never left us a farthing all for masses for
herself and her soul ... greatest miser ever was actually afraid to lay out 4d
for her methylated spirit telling me all her... Continue»
Posted by LightSquirrel 4 years ago  |  Categories: Voyeur  |  
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Flyboy- superhero i****t story

... should be your name for today. You not match for me MAMA’S boy. I got you in my lair and I am going ... Flyboy and the battle for sky city

By lilguy

A super powered Step mom ... did for more check it out here

Sky City... Continue»
Posted by lilguy41 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Die unbekannte

... that he should take it today. I said, " Get in the clear " and we drove off . Because it occurred to ... agreed, because at home anyway no one waiting for me. She was happy and we went to a nearby cafe. We ... ordered and chatted about the company and I asked her what area she makes for her internship said she... Continue»
Posted by dievollstrecker 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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... description get to buy well drinks for a buck a pop.

Since it's a college town, the women who ... to spend any of their own money for the discounted drinks anyway because the young men doing the ... hunting are happy to spend a couple of bucks for the chance to score.

It was on a Wednesday night... Continue»
Posted by famlover66 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Taboo  |  
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... please allow me for today. And I noticed her while she going to the kitchen and turned and smile ... doing 2nd assignments. Now we talk regularly and some time I pass joke he got angry and I just ... com-ming Sunday is my wife birthday and I have to buy some gift for her can u help me to choose some... Continue»
Posted by sahil711 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Voyeur  |  
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ProfNigma Stories #6: Power Trip #2

... to go in today. You see the paper?"

"No… why?"

"Because it's been all over the news," he said ... together.

"So, if I had known that all I needed was a vacant lot to get you-"

"Don't joke... Continue»
Posted by FrankSinner 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities  |  

Victorious: IT'S OKAY, JUST RELAX!

... ... Why.

"What have you done today then babe?" Jade teased, knowing Tori probably continued re ... on the cheek.

"Why aren't you asking what I've planned?" Jade joked.

"Because when I ask simple questions ... , you tease me forever. I'm just gonna do as I'm told."

"Oh, I get submissive Tori today. Okay... Continue»
Posted by bobcox69 10 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Lesbian Sex  |  

A Dungeon Holiday: Part 2

... looking around at us all, finally resting her powerful green eyes on me.

"Today's a special day ... hide and go seek with eachother?" I joked.

"No!" She laughed, "We do play other games though... Continue»
Posted by azid619 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, First Time  |  
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more locker room fun

... a joke.

Zach and I ended up having the same math class. He was a year younger than me though ... on, and questioned his sexuality. 'I'm going swimming after school today, you have gym this semester too, right... Continue»
Posted by hornycelt88 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male  |  
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... , making jokes, but also hears moaning and all sorts of other noises, knowing that the others ... haven't actually taken back home today, but instead chosen for this way of leaving you behind. we both ... what to eat and drink ... I will have to get some stuff at the d**gstore and grocery today, I don't... Continue»
Posted by sir-lord-leather 2 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM  |  
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A Litte Night Music

... book, and said "I think that's enough for today."

There was a subtle hint of disappointment in his ... "do you have anywhere to be today?" "No..." Mr. Ponce smiled and said "Let's go!" He put his hands ... corny jokes, but for the first time I started to wonder why Mr. Ponce was still single. After all, he... Continue»
Posted by chublover999 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Taboo  |  

A Foreign Affair

... , but to no avail, I was already in place.

"It's ok baby. It's just me, no one else will have you today." I ... what I was saying.

"I'm not joking. I will certainly kick anyone's ass who even breathes a word ... glory, and I was ready to come in Angela, for the second time today. I convinced the guys to stop... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex  |  

College life spring semester 20

... fun and part of the experience."

"What's up with Garrett today? He hasn't said a word," Kris ... .

"After the laughing and joking stopped, no one was surprised. We agreed
that we were curious ... returned.

"What's his problem today like I don't already know?" Bryson commented to

"Who... Continue»
Posted by ab8715 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male  |  
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Number 67 - Story by MrsAnaC - Part One

... a joke, perhaps from the adrenaline still surging within me or the curiosity of his next reply – “ I ... assist you with, while you are here as a part time resident. It was wonderful to meet you today; I... Continue»
Posted by MrsAnaC 3 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation  |  
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College life 15

... on
us for Friday as well. Now, I wasn't happy and didn't hide my feelings
when we ate lunch today ... .

Finished, Kris joked, "I think this is the first time in my life I ever
didn't finish a paper ... . "We're even now, bitch!" Kris said, laughing.

I laughed and was thankful we could joke around without... Continue»
Posted by ab8715 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male  |  

Becoming Zoe II

... never gone out as..”
“today’s the day the world meets Zoe” I said as I kissed her cheek. “when ... want to get fucked so hard babe. Can you do me like that?”
“gee let me think” I joked as I... Continue»
Posted by triphammer73 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Shemales  |  
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College life 26

... rubbed his brow, "Basically today I was over at Monica's and about to
get busy with her. She said she ... tempt me," Kris joked with his hand drawn back.

"Bitch, you dotted my eye," Colt laughed ... around and continued to joke. Kris was great about letting things
go and was doing his best to pump... Continue»
Posted by ab8715 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male  |  
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New neighbour 2

... that.’ I joked.
‘So are there many hot women in the neighbourhood?’
‘Not until today.’ I answered... Continue»
Posted by rgrichyrich6 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore  |  
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