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Funny and sad

... I have been so long now by xHamster, or maybe not. Have been traveling through my and your adult sweet factory. I love it by the by.

Somewhere, along the line, I start looking, no I mean realy... Continue»
Posted by gibgazz 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  
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... . Those droopy little tits were sad, but I loved the way she talked dirty, and it was like she ... illogically lasts from 7 to 10 and is called 'Cougar Happy Hour'. During that time the ladies who fit that ... in October when a combination of factors formed a perfect storm of sorts, and it was under that cloud... Continue»
Posted by famlover66 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Taboo  |  
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The Magic Bus

life, and she made me sad, somewhat, I think that she'd never felt like she
belonged, or she was ...
This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to reality is accidental
and would be damn ... warned, this is a goofy, infantile, poorly written, disgusting and
depraved story with bad... Continue»
Posted by brianbigdogsmith 9 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Anne Streich wird abgerichtet

water... it was pretty fucking funny, and Ryan had to
laugh out loud. His big teen prick ... ."

It was the fucking funniest thing the way her face
actually fell and her lower lip began to ... Anni falls under the control of a gangster and is
totally degraded.


Anni stood... Continue»
Posted by PerverserFuckdaddy 11 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore  |  

From J. Joyce

... 45
there was some funny story about the jealous old husband what was it all and
an oyster knife he ... like making a speech your sad bereavement sympathy I always
make that mistake and newphew with 2 ... ten was I yes I had the big doll with all the funny clothes dressing
her up and undressing that... Continue»
Posted by LightSquirrel 4 years ago  |  Categories: Voyeur  |  
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College life spring semester 34

... looks it
wasn't even funny and from the right sex I might add."

"You did have a killer body ... . A few made a point to tell me how much I had improved from
day one. The sad part was I couldn't... Continue»
Posted by ab8715 11 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male  |  

ProfNigma Stories #4: Falling Pieces #5

... realize this joke isn't funny and the reference will probably be wasted, right?)

"Beck's a good guy ... better."

"So you slept with her?"

"She looked sad."

Beck stared at Tori like she was crazy ... at the road rage in process. "She looked sad, so, in your mind, she needed to have sex with you... Continue»
Posted by FrankSinner 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities  |  

...(The Older Woman) Part 4

... it on. She rested it on and around my lower back. I remember thinking, “Funny, this thing really ... .

Stay tuned: ... and prepare yourselves for a sort of sad epilogue.

... Continue»
Posted by notspoken 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature  |  
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Culture Shock 20/23

... on the weekend? I have a paper to finish." She sent a sad frown.

"Of course it is. You can use my ... minimisation'. For some reason she found the idea quite funny. She wasn't sure when she'd get the chance... Continue»
Posted by bananajimi 5 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM  |  
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Rock Chick

... (A night to remember with Lydia the rock chick)

Dante's was such a good club. Isn't it funny ... Lydia was a 36D. I know, I know; sad. But it seemed too obvious to ask' Oh and by then way, just how... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Do you believe in love?

... like that. I could say something funny to make her laugh and various

comical comments popped ... red blush adorning her face.

We laughed and the ice was broken. Soon we were swapping funny ... had a sad look on her face. She avoided my

questioning look as she sat down next to me and pecked... Continue»
Posted by adel5000 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore  |  
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... ! She always calls me a pig when I utter something funny or about sex."
"And how discrete are you ... , not get sucked too?"
"No, sad to say, I don’t have enough money for you to blow us both."
"Ok, give... Continue»
Posted by bobapple 5 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Voyeur, Hardcore  |  

Unmasking True Love

... still hung out with her every chance that I got, and funny enough who knew that a butch girl like her ... , by the time it got finished, Lacey, in such a rush, was sad to hear it end.

But Radney would not let... Continue»
Posted by peachcreek 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore  |  

Joyce Dickinson part 10

... twenty years younger than me when the roof caved in'..yea right. Haha...your funny...I'll tell your mum ... into the sunset, leaving me with a house full of memory's, and.....sadness. I've stayed at your house... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature  |  

Me and my gardener's second time (plus bonus

... ask what was so funny. All he could say was that I was the kinkiest person he's ever had the pleasure ... a little sad but I told him that I couldn't stay home again in that short of a time period but that I... Continue»
Posted by handiman1980 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Hardcore  |  


... a laugh that was light in
sound but rich with wickedness.
‘What’s so funny?’
She brushed a long ... sense of
what he had just seen. ‘Are you some kind of witch?’
Evelyn gave a sad little smile ... .
‘And so it begins,’ she said, a note of sadness in her
voice. ‘Try not to strain yourself... Continue»
Posted by KDG 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Mature  |  
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On the Beach - Part I (Halo saga)

... things like happiness, sadness, and of course, love. They felt these emotions about themselves ... .

It was actually kind of funny. In his teens, he and his so-called b*****rs and s****rs had been... Continue»
Posted by sindorei 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation  |  
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First Time

... and said "i want to try anal." The look on his face was kinda funny. He looked shocked, like he didn't ... the street, she was still standing there, with a sad smile plastered on her face.
She knew she loved... Continue»
Posted by virgin_girl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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... face, we laugh so hard at u... Aww, how sad u look lickin me out, here see' an showed WC the evidence ... with anal beads up her asshole, funny sight... Chillow an I sat spread open on couch makin WC lick an suck... Continue»
Posted by Blaize14 2 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex  |  

Hindsight - worthy read

... liked Drew. He was personable and funny. They had always shared good-natured k**ding, often involving ... walk out of the kitchen door. When Mary Ellen looked up, she saw Dana looking at her in a funny ... loosen her tongue.

Dana looked at her funny.

"You know... back there."

Suddenly Dana's face... Continue»
Posted by kap007 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Voyeur  |  
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