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Funny and sad

... I have been so long now by xHamster, or maybe not. Have been traveling through my and your adult sweet factory. I love it by the by.

Somewhere, along the line, I start looking, no I mean realy... Continue»
Posted by gibgazz 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  
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... . Those droopy little tits were sad, but I loved the way she talked dirty, and it was like she ... illogically lasts from 7 to 10 and is called 'Cougar Happy Hour'. During that time the ladies who fit that ... in October when a combination of factors formed a perfect storm of sorts, and it was under that cloud... Continue»
Posted by famlover66 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Taboo  |  
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From J. Joyce

... 45
there was some funny story about the jealous old husband what was it all and
an oyster knife he ... like making a speech your sad bereavement sympathy I always
make that mistake and newphew with 2 ... ten was I yes I had the big doll with all the funny clothes dressing
her up and undressing that... Continue»
Posted by LightSquirrel 3 years ago  |  Categories: Voyeur  |  
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The Magic Bus

life, and she made me sad, somewhat, I think that she'd never felt like she
belonged, or she was ...
This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to reality is accidental
and would be damn ... warned, this is a goofy, infantile, poorly written, disgusting and
depraved story with bad... Continue»
Posted by brianbigdogsmith 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Anne Streich wird abgerichtet

water... it was pretty fucking funny, and Ryan had to
laugh out loud. His big teen prick ... ."

It was the fucking funniest thing the way her face
actually fell and her lower lip began to ... Anni falls under the control of a gangster and is
totally degraded.


Anni stood... Continue»
Posted by PerverserFuckdaddy 9 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore  |  

The back story of Sarah, a girl from the bar.

... also listen to the lives of countless people unfold. A silent partner to their sadness, anger, love ... about her sore asshole then all the positions I kept putting her in, but the funny thing was she did... Continue»
Posted by gfrank 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Voyeur  |  
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The Cat Burglar

... , while keep the gun fixed on him. "Now I'm gonna tie your hands", she said, "No funny business ... £13000 for it. She moved back through the room and paused again.

"O, don't look so sad, I'm sure... Continue»
Posted by justrealgirls69 2 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Hardcore  |  
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College life spring semester 9

... it's funny or embarrassing. My boss said there was a
stopped up toilet," Corey said and grabbed ... .

"I'll chalk it up to experience," Kris said. "The sad part was she was hot
and actually fun... Continue»
Posted by ab8715 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Group Sex  |  
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... to their original state of sadness and gloom. Anyway, this particular story has nothing to do ... towards my house. They had a funny conspiratorial look on their faces which was directed at Christine... Continue»
Posted by bigblackprick 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex  |  

Giada’s Weekend Getaway (Erotic Fiction)

... Disclaimer: This is an erotic fiction story I found online about Giada De Laurentiis. I am not sad ... turned to me and said, “Not yet.”

I gave her a sad look and said, “Come on, Giada. You’re killing ... brushing the underside of my shaft and then the roof of her mouth on the tip. The covers looked funny... Continue»
Posted by sweetguy142 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature  |  

Culture Shock 17/23

... Instructions as to What to Do' made her feel funny. What if the instructions were stupid or she didn't ... . For a split second Elaine thought Kendra looked really sad. It flashed over her face before being replaced... Continue»
Posted by bananajimi 5 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM  |  
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College life 26

... in Colt's room," I replied.

"Very funny, dude."

"No Kris, he came here and looked awful," Scott ... know a boy that needs to get so
fucking d***k off his ass, it ain't even funny."

"Damn right I ... leaving her room," Liz said. "The
sad part was she had no shame in it either and was actually proud she... Continue»
Posted by ab8715 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male  |  
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The Curse (Sissy Story) by sdvine

... was gone again, and I was male again. I was sad about both of them. That had been incredible. I ... a wardrobe that fit. Funny enough, I found that I wasn't a dress up kinda girl. I enjoyed the same... Continue»
Posted by sissyAlyna 10 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Taboo, Shemales  |  
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A tale of two s****rs P2

... ”. “So sad” I admit.

“You’re so funny Sonia, popped your own cherry” Kaylee teases. I thumb her... Continue»
Posted by 9FingerNunez 2 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Taboo, Hardcore  |  
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50 Shades of A Bookseller

... was quite funny, like I was some kind of celebrity and started to ask me all kinds of questions like ... made me a little sad as I found him very attractive. But when he did get in touch it was a little... Continue»
Posted by KitsuneTV 3 years ago  |  Categories: Shemales  |  
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... with a certain sadness. Sam sighed, opened the frig and took out a can of soda and a jar of peanuts.

His ... to look at her. That made her feel good and gave her a funny feeling in her tummy; a sweet warm... Continue»
Posted by brianbigdogsmith 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Is Internet Porn DESTROYING your marriage? Chapter

... what was so funny. Had someone said something funny, and I missed it?
We all stepped quietly ... said, “This isn’t funny! I’m having an allergic reaction to something! I need to go to the hospital ... happy and sad at the same time. I was glad he had wanted me to know he would, but a bit sad as I... Continue»
Posted by Gofore 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Interracial Sex, Masturbation  |  

Almost but not quite

... with Ron.

"Pam's in the house and she's acting a bit funny," Mom said.

"I'll check on her," Ethan ... , holding the bikini over her plump breasts.

"We'll see."

She nodded, but looked a little sad. "Ok... Continue»
Posted by pornaholic63 2 years ago  |  Categories: Taboo, Hardcore  |  
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Defying My f****y Part 5

... at the hands of Tara. It was funny to watch her whip him and then cover him in horse semen. I still ... and then kisses my forehead.

I stop crying and look into her eyes. I see sadness in her eyes knowing... Continue»
Posted by adel5000 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature  |  

A Beezus and Ramona Reunion

... .

When the commercial came on, Selena started to laugh. Vanessa asked what was so funny. Selena ... and then headed over to her parents for dinner. They noticed how sad she was now that Vanessa was gone and made... Continue»
Posted by rider2005 2 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Lesbian Sex, Hardcore  |