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... I have been so long now by xHamster, or maybe not. Have been traveling through my and your adult sweet factory. I love it by the by.
Somewhere, along the line, I start looking, no I mean realy... Continue»
... . Those droopy little tits were sad, but I loved the way she talked dirty, and it was like she ... illogically lasts from 7 to 10 and is called 'Cougar Happy Hour'. During that time the ladies who fit that ... in October when a combination of factors formed a perfect storm of sorts, and it was under that cloud... Continue»
life, and she made me sad, somewhat, I think that she'd never felt like she
belonged, or she was ...
This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to reality is accidental
and would be damn ... warned, this is a goofy, infantile, poorly written, disgusting and
depraved story with bad... Continue»
water... it was pretty fucking funny, and Ryan had to
laugh out loud. His big teen prick ... ."
It was the fucking funniest thing the way her face
actually fell and her lower lip began to ... Anni falls under the control of a gangster and is
Anni stood... Continue»
there was some funny story about the jealous old husband what was it all and
an oyster knife he ... like making a speech your sad bereavement sympathy I always
make that mistake and newphew with 2 ... ten was I yes I had the big doll with all the funny clothes dressing
her up and undressing that... Continue»
... looks it
wasn't even funny and from the right sex I might add."
"You did have a killer body ... . A few made a point to tell me how much I had improved from
day one. The sad part was I couldn't... Continue»
... realize this joke isn't funny and the reference will probably be wasted, right?)
"Beck's a good guy ... better."
"So you slept with her?"
"She looked sad."
Beck stared at Tori like she was crazy ... at the road rage in process. "She looked sad, so, in your mind, she needed to have sex with you... Continue»
... it on. She rested it on and around my lower back. I remember thinking, “Funny, this thing really ... .
Stay tuned: ... and prepare yourselves for a sort of sad epilogue.
... on the weekend? I have a paper to finish." She sent a sad frown.
"Of course it is. You can use my ... minimisation'. For some reason she found the idea quite funny. She wasn't sure when she'd get the chance... Continue»
... (A night to remember with Lydia the rock chick)
Dante's was such a good club. Isn't it funny ... Lydia was a 36D. I know, I know; sad. But it seemed too obvious to ask' Oh and by then way, just how... Continue»
... like that. I could say something funny to make her laugh and various
comical comments popped ... red blush adorning her face.
We laughed and the ice was broken. Soon we were swapping funny ... had a sad look on her face. She avoided my
questioning look as she sat down next to me and pecked... Continue»
... ! She always calls me a pig when I utter something funny or about sex."
"And how discrete are you ... , not get sucked too?"
"No, sad to say, I don’t have enough money for you to blow us both."
"Ok, give... Continue»
... still hung out with her every chance that I got, and funny enough who knew that a butch girl like her ... , by the time it got finished, Lacey, in such a rush, was sad to hear it end.
But Radney would not let... Continue»
... twenty years younger than me when the roof caved in'..yea right. Haha...your funny...I'll tell your mum ... into the sunset, leaving me with a house full of memory's, and.....sadness. I've stayed at your house... Continue»
... ask what was so funny. All he could say was that I was the kinkiest person he's ever had the pleasure ... a little sad but I told him that I couldn't stay home again in that short of a time period but that I... Continue»
... a laugh that was light in
sound but rich with wickedness.
‘What’s so funny?’
She brushed a long ... sense of
what he had just seen. ‘Are you some kind of witch?’
Evelyn gave a sad little smile ... .
‘And so it begins,’ she said, a note of sadness in her
voice. ‘Try not to strain yourself... Continue»
... things like happiness, sadness, and of course, love. They felt these emotions about themselves ... .
It was actually kind of funny. In his teens, he and his so-called b*****rs and s****rs had been... Continue»
... and said "i want to try anal." The look on his face was kinda funny. He looked shocked, like he didn't ... the street, she was still standing there, with a sad smile plastered on her face.
She knew she loved... Continue»
... face, we laugh so hard at u... Aww, how sad u look lickin me out, here see' an showed WC the evidence ... with anal beads up her asshole, funny sight... Chillow an I sat spread open on couch makin WC lick an suck... Continue»
... liked Drew. He was personable and funny. They had always shared good-natured k**ding, often involving ... walk out of the kitchen door. When Mary Ellen looked up, she saw Dana looking at her in a funny ... loosen her tongue.
Dana looked at her funny.
"You know... back there."
Suddenly Dana's face... Continue»