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Funny and sad

... I have been so long now by xHamster, or maybe not. Have been traveling through my and your adult sweet factory. I love it by the by.

Somewhere, along the line, I start looking, no I mean realy... Continue»
Posted by gibgazz 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  
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From J. Joyce

... 45
there was some funny story about the jealous old husband what was it all and
an oyster knife he ... like making a speech your sad bereavement sympathy I always
make that mistake and newphew with 2 ... ten was I yes I had the big doll with all the funny clothes dressing
her up and undressing that... Continue»
Posted by LightSquirrel 4 years ago  |  Categories: Voyeur  |  
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The Magic Bus

...
life, and she made me sad, somewhat, I think that she'd never felt like she
belonged, or she was ...
This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to reality is accidental
and would be damn ... warned, this is a goofy, infantile, poorly written, disgusting and
depraved story with bad... Continue»
Posted by brianbigdogsmith 11 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Anne Streich wird abgerichtet

...
water... it was pretty fucking funny, and Ryan had to
laugh out loud. His big teen prick ... ."

It was the fucking funniest thing the way her face
actually fell and her lower lip began to ... Anni falls under the control of a gangster and is
totally degraded.

***

Anni stood... Continue»
Posted by PerverserFuckdaddy 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore  |  
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HAPPY HOUR

... . Those droopy little tits were sad, but I loved the way she talked dirty, and it was like she ... illogically lasts from 7 to 10 and is called 'Cougar Happy Hour'. During that time the ladies who fit that ... in October when a combination of factors formed a perfect storm of sorts, and it was under that cloud... Continue»
Posted by famlover66 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Taboo  |  
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BIRDS OF A FEATHER

... to their original state of sadness and gloom. Anyway, this particular story has nothing to do ... towards my house. They had a funny conspiratorial look on their faces which was directed at Christine... Continue»
Posted by bigblackprick 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex  |  
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ProfNigma Stories #2 iCarly/Victorious #2

... to earth and funny much like Tori, but had that aggressiveness that he really liked in Jade. Beck ... Freddie's good qualities, she couldn't help but feel sad, and suffice it to say, a little aroused. She ... even slower. Sam could not get over how funny and sexy this guy was. She took his shirt he gave her... Continue»
Posted by FrankSinner 1 year ago  |  
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Desk Pet

... guess it was funny to see a desk pet the first time. We all thought we were special. On day one he ... he saw the look on my face. It was longing and sadness. Two weeks wasn't long enough for me. I... Continue»
Posted by halinaplays 11 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore  |  
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A tale of two s****rs P2

... ”. “So sad” I admit.

“You’re so funny Sonia, popped your own cherry” Kaylee teases. I thumb her... Continue»
Posted by 9FingerNunez 7 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Taboo, Hardcore  |  
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Pete And Joe Get Laid (Second stab at humor in sex

... back to the car.

"No supermodel convention, huh?" Pete asks.

"Very funny," says Joe.

Once ... rather sad. They approach Pete and Joe.

"Hi. Are you two heading North after you leave?" one... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Culture Shock 9/23

... that Elaine thought was pretty funny.

She's acting weird, Elaine thought, an uncertain smile ... sad."

"Does that happen a lot?"

"I'd say nine out of ten newbie subs get hurt simply by hooking... Continue»
Posted by bananajimi 5 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM  |  
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College life spring semester 22

... they didn't care
since they both had girls as well since they had been here.

"Matt, what's sad is I ... it would be funny to go all in on stupid cards. We called an
end with no one losing all their coins... Continue»
Posted by ab8715 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male  |  
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Whisky And Cartoons

... Runner. She says they are funny, not just stupid like the new ones. The new ones are crap.
When ... pinches my nose hard, and I yell.
“Wile E. is funny,” she says, “because he comes up with perfect ... on, is all. It’s funny.”
My cheeks are burning more than the whisky in my stomach, and I keep my face... Continue»
Posted by brianbigdogsmith 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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ProfNigma Stories #3: Carousel Nights #4

... .

"Not what I asked," she said coldly.

"I wasn't thinking. She showed up in my bed, and she was sad ... an obligation..." Spencer trailed off, trying to fight his inebriation. "I was kind of sad and lonely too ... increasingly obvious. "Suppose you'll make it work again once I'm out of the way."

"Hey!" Freddie sad... Continue»
Posted by FrankSinner 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Masturbation  |  
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Is Internet Porn DESTROYING your marriage? Chapter

... what was so funny. Had someone said something funny, and I missed it?
We all stepped quietly ... said, “This isn’t funny! I’m having an allergic reaction to something! I need to go to the hospital ... happy and sad at the same time. I was glad he had wanted me to know he would, but a bit sad as I... Continue»
Posted by Gofore 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Interracial Sex, Masturbation  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote XV - Cheats and Chumps

... , it was what he deserved, and most of all it was funny. It would require her popping back and forth a little ... . It’s… better.”
“But I want to see you,” Jeremy objected.
“Please?” she asked, looking sad and sweet... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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College life spring semester 9

... it's funny or embarrassing. My boss said there was a
stopped up toilet," Corey said and grabbed ... .

"I'll chalk it up to experience," Kris said. "The sad part was she was hot
and actually fun... Continue»
Posted by ab8715 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Group Sex  |  
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Delirium

... sadness and bitterness in her voice that Lynx began to believe, and to pity.

“You said you needed ... , I felt like I could tell her and she wouldn’t try to send me off to the funny farm ... was so funny,

“Because I remember the first time we had sex, you were so nervous you almost missed... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 9 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Hardcore  |  
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Agnes' Sex Story! :D

... with a hairy belly from Düsseldorf, Germany. I consider it kind of funny, but also a little bit sad. It's okay... Continue»
Posted by Agnes26DK 4 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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The Curse (Sissy Story) by sdvine

... was gone again, and I was male again. I was sad about both of them. That had been incredible. I ... a wardrobe that fit. Funny enough, I found that I wasn't a dress up kinda girl. I enjoyed the same... Continue»
Posted by sissyAlyna 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Taboo, Shemales  |  
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