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Beer VS. Pussy

Beer VS. Pussy

... to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

A beer is always wet ... .
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes ... better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Beer vs. Vagina

... 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful ... . One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig ... of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA
5... Continue»
Posted by juce_ 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Pussy vs Pussy

... Pussy against pussy, lips against lips, tongue massaged tongue, tits mashed on tits, and hands ... as mouth sucked another.

Vulva pressed down into the sucking mouth, as pussy ground inside nibbling ... . Fingers inserted into the sopping cunts; one, two, the third into the anus. One pussy quivered... Continue»
Posted by MinxGirl 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Voyeur  |  
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The Nude Weekend - Friday Night

... favourite toys. One was a fat realistic dildo for her pussy and a thinner one for her arse.

She even ... ,” Caz moved towards her and slid a finger down into Sharon’s damp pussy. “I bet you’ve been playing ... of the kitchen bench drinking a beer. When he winked the smile that she formed hurt her cheeks... Continue»
Posted by friskee_cpl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Hardcore  |  
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ProfNigma Stories #3: Carousel Nights #4

... , but with a name like "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil", she couldn't help but check it out (And you should too ... beers that her morn had in the fridge, and popped the cap before downing her liquid courage. Sam ... the edge off like a cold beer.

After downing the beer, she headed to her bus stop and luckily, got... Continue»
Posted by FrankSinner 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Masturbation  |  
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The Nude Weekend - Friday Night

... favourite toys. One was a fat realistic dildo for her pussy and a thinner one for her arse.

She even ... ,” Caz moved towards her and slid a finger down into Sharon’s damp pussy. “I bet you’ve been playing ... of the kitchen bench drinking a beer. When he winked the smile that she formed hurt her cheeks... Continue»
Posted by friskee_cpl 10 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Hardcore  |  
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Little Piggy Series (Nascar Ole Country Style)

... home from the mine Friday night. I could hear the sound of the beer can muffler rattling, as he ... drinkin his beer with the smell of perfume in the air. I leaned into the cab of the truck, and started ... and sac of baby seed, and the mystery juice, I looked up just in time to feel him crushing his beer can... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 5 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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Bighairyharleybike Daytona Rich Bitch used as a Sl

... , fights, Outlaws vs. Hells Angels, and general tearing up the town. From the days of 50 guys wearing ... and fished her out a set of keys and she walked toward the exit.

I swallowed down the rest of my beer ... a freshly shaven pussy and shoved my finger into her wetness. “Your old nasty cunt is dripping” I... Continue»
Posted by bighairyharleybiker 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature  |  
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Betting 101

... feet in my face for at least an hour while watching TV. I need a beer, but I don’t want to spoil ... for a fact that you love feet. She sat on the couch and told me to sit up, I have a beer for you too. I ... sat up and asked what I would like better a beer of her feet. I had no choice, your feet Queen Lori... Continue»
Posted by toes2nose69 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish  |  
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When caught

... getting there. Debby was a cheerful hostess as she retrieved paper plates, napkins, and beer.

I still ... an appetite earlier.

Debby brought out the trivial pursuit board and cards. As usual, it was men vs ... that it's men vs. women in a game of strip trivia."

"What? Are you fuckin' serious, Deb," Gary said... Continue»
Posted by cuteb0y25 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Mature  |  
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How to suck cock like a pro

... go into detail, I want you to
keep the following "mix it up" styles in mind: fast vs slow, deep vs ...
shallow, long strokes vs short strokes, and consistent vs varied
rhythm.

FIRST POINT ... of pussy. And I don't mean
masturbating. But for fuckssake, don't have those super long pointy... Continue»
Posted by LaureLeeFix8d 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Hardcore  |  
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Crossdressing - Teen fantasy with Panties to Cock

... , and then her wet pussy. We kissed and I fondled her.

I would also go visit Judy when she was baby ... a night after a football game the fall of my Senior year, I would rub her sloppy wet pussy until she ... was down between her legs, hungrily lapping her pussy, when I glanced up to see the other couple... Continue»
Posted by ericalace 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Shemales  |  
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Dinner with Brooke

... replied back, “Sure, I’ll stop and get some beer.” “No bother,” she said, “I already grabbed some. Just ... . It’s a surprise” she said, pushing me away and handing me a beer out of the fridge. “Go sit ... stated, making me wonder what she had planned this evening.
The beer was nice and cold as I cracked... Continue»
Posted by ahsleymills 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Shemales  |  
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Highschool party hookup (revised, rewritten, still

... if i wanted to play beer pong. "fuck yeah" i replied


she called out to krista to sign us up ... on the list for beer pong. "Okay!" krista replied "you two can play with me and kevin! it'll ... decided to explore the party more. we snagged two beers from the cooler to sip on as we treck down... Continue»
Posted by cuschnei616 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  
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German Soccer Whores - An Adult Story

... was right of course. I heard a big roar in the back section of the bar. I walked up and order a beer ... with my beer glass. It did not take very long before Germany scored. It was 1-0 pretty quick ... started to buy a round of drinks for the bar. I got another beer. Normally I try and just watch... Continue»
Posted by buckkelly123 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Hardcore  |  
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Where did summer go?

... and they don't drink, we aren't big drinkers but see nothing wrong in a beer on a hot day ... the feelings of just having fun with the girls vs. looking at these beautiful young tight bodies ... above listening to her moans of pleasure and feeling her hot tight little pussy I had to push... Continue»
Posted by keithgreen 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo  |  
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Three's not always a crowd

... mouth. I could taste the beer on his breath. His kiss made my heart skip a beat. I moved in closer ... in a mock toast to me, and finished his beer in one long gulp. I watched his Adam's apple bob up ... "my boyfriend is over there" I pointed toward the bar where Miguel was downing another beer... Continue»
Posted by WonderWoman22 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Taking it to the Hole

... of his buddies stood about 5’10” with short hair and were getting beer bellies in their 30s.

For all ... looking to school them and make sure they play. Three on three, half court, to 21, shirt vs. skins ... something to drink? A martini, a beer, a glass of wine, water, Kool Aid. Anything? Iced Tea, maybe... Continue»
Posted by AfroerotiK 4 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Interracial Sex, Hardcore  |  
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Wife as a Bet

... losers! Ravi vs Suleman was the biggest case we were looking into, something my mind was set ... off. I pressed down on top of her as I pistoned my cock into her soaked pussy. In no more than 30 ... in bending her over my desk and shooting my load deep in her ass or pussy. Sex at work was regular... Continue»
Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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Wife lost in a bet to friends

... !”

That was it! Fuckin losers! Ravi vs Santosh was the biggest case we
were looking into, something my ... soaked pussy. In no more
than 30 seconds of wild love making I erupted inside her and fell ... in her ass or pussy. Sex at work was regular
and we both enjoyed every minute of it, especially excited... Continue»
Posted by pantywhore4u 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Group Sex  |  
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