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Beer VS. Pussy

Beer VS. Pussy

... to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

A beer is always wet ... .
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes ... better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Beer vs. Vagina

... 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful ... . One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig ... of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA
5... Continue»
Posted by juce_ 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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ProfNigma Stories #2 iCarly/Victorious #6

... the two girls were now bottomless, each of their hands hard at work on the other one's pussy. Carly ... into the bedroom door, the girls still oblivious to his presence.

Carly could feel Cat's pussy tightening ... opened the cooler up again and the other three reached in, Beck pulling out a beer, while Sam and Jade... Continue»
Posted by FrankSinner 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Masturbation  |  
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Anita's Needs

... took delight in her taking Frank into her bed and body, her enjoying his cock thrusting in her pussy ... was October 12th, the night of game one of the Yankee vs. Red Sox playoff series. Since we are HUGE ... . When they got their beers they came over to our table to thank us. To my surprise (I guess... Continue»
Posted by aguynamedchuck 11 months ago  |  Categories: Mature  |  
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In the closet with Lisa,

... it to me, now I've never had a beer before, so I knew this
would be interesting to say the least. I sat ... like she was feeling the effects of the beer & Steve was pulling
her close to him when ever he ... . Tammy was sipping her beer, letting Vic put his arm around her, but not letting him get close. I... Continue»
Posted by ogieoglethorpe 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation  |  
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Seducing my mon

... and really didn't know what I was doing! I felt her bush and pussy lips as I very gently eased my ... panties down to look at her pussy, but her legs stayed tight together. I wanted her bad, but my nerves ... Everclear and I waited until later that week when someone else from work was making a beer run and paid him... Continue»
Posted by vtevte 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Taboo, Hardcore  |  
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dad

... and disadvantages of buying a house or another condo vs. continuing to own this one. I piped up ... and slowly drinking my beer.

By the third bottle, plus the one with the pizza, I got up my courage ... , but nothing compared to Dad's meticulous, well-planned invasion of my pussy, not least because of his... Continue»
Posted by zopri 4 years ago  |  Categories: Taboo  |  
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couple from Xhamster

... sperm out
of his wife tight Pussy. It got to the point were I thought
that it would never Happen ... around 8 p.m.

That Saturday I drove the short trip to the sports bar, the Georgia
VS. Clemson ... .
I bought him a beer and asked Where was his wife Lisa was at now,
he stated that she... Continue»
Posted by kinghut 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Mature  |  
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highschool party hookup

... and asked if i wanted to play beer pong. "fuck yeah" i replied


she called out to krista to sign us ... up on the list for beer pong. "Okay!" krista replied "you two can play with me and kevin! it'll ... time decided to explore the party more. we snag two beers from the cooler to sip on as we treck down... Continue»
Posted by cuschnei616 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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German Soccer MILF's

... and order a beer (Lowenbrau).



I walked back to the back section of the bar. I could see some German ... with my beer glass. It did not take very long before Germany scored. It was 1-0 pretty quick ... started to buy a round of drinks for the bar. I got another beer. Normally I try and just watch... Continue»
Posted by therealbk 9 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Hardcore  |  
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ProfNigma Stories #3: Carousel Nights #4

... , but with a name like "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil", she couldn't help but check it out (And you should too ... beers that her morn had in the fridge, and popped the cap before downing her liquid courage. Sam ... the edge off like a cold beer.

After downing the beer, she headed to her bus stop and luckily, got... Continue»
Posted by FrankSinner 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Masturbation  |  
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The Nude Weekend - Friday Night

... favourite toys. One was a fat realistic dildo for her pussy and a thinner one for her arse.

She even ... ,” Caz moved towards her and slid a finger down into Sharon’s damp pussy. “I bet you’ve been playing ... of the kitchen bench drinking a beer. When he winked the smile that she formed hurt her cheeks... Continue»
Posted by friskee_cpl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Hardcore  |  
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The Nude Weekend - Friday Night

... favourite toys. One was a fat realistic dildo for her pussy and a thinner one for her arse.

She even ... ,” Caz moved towards her and slid a finger down into Sharon’s damp pussy. “I bet you’ve been playing ... of the kitchen bench drinking a beer. When he winked the smile that she formed hurt her cheeks... Continue»
Posted by friskee_cpl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Hardcore  |  
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Little Piggy Series (Nascar Ole Country Style)

... home from the mine Friday night. I could hear the sound of the beer can muffler rattling, as he ... drinkin his beer with the smell of perfume in the air. I leaned into the cab of the truck, and started ... and sac of baby seed, and the mystery juice, I looked up just in time to feel him crushing his beer can... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 5 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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Bighairyharleybike Daytona Rich Bitch used as a Sl

... , fights, Outlaws vs. Hells Angels, and general tearing up the town. From the days of 50 guys wearing ... and fished her out a set of keys and she walked toward the exit.

I swallowed down the rest of my beer ... a freshly shaven pussy and shoved my finger into her wetness. “Your old nasty cunt is dripping” I... Continue»
Posted by bighairyharleybiker 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature  |  
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Highschool party hookup (revised, rewritten, still

... if i wanted to play beer pong. "fuck yeah" i replied


she called out to krista to sign us up ... on the list for beer pong. "Okay!" krista replied "you two can play with me and kevin! it'll ... decided to explore the party more. we snagged two beers from the cooler to sip on as we treck down... Continue»
Posted by cuschnei616 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time  |  
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Dinner with Brooke

... replied back, “Sure, I’ll stop and get some beer.” “No bother,” she said, “I already grabbed some. Just ... . It’s a surprise” she said, pushing me away and handing me a beer out of the fridge. “Go sit ... stated, making me wonder what she had planned this evening.
The beer was nice and cold as I cracked... Continue»
Posted by ahsleymills 10 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Shemales  |  
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How to suck cock like a pro

... go into detail, I want you to
keep the following "mix it up" styles in mind: fast vs slow, deep vs ...
shallow, long strokes vs short strokes, and consistent vs varied
rhythm.

FIRST POINT ... of pussy. And I don't mean
masturbating. But for fuckssake, don't have those super long pointy... Continue»
Posted by LaureLeeFix8d 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Hardcore  |  
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Betting 101

... feet in my face for at least an hour while watching TV. I need a beer, but I don’t want to spoil ... for a fact that you love feet. She sat on the couch and told me to sit up, I have a beer for you too. I ... sat up and asked what I would like better a beer of her feet. I had no choice, your feet Queen Lori... Continue»
Posted by toes2nose69 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish  |  
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When caught

... getting there. Debby was a cheerful hostess as she retrieved paper plates, napkins, and beer.

I still ... an appetite earlier.

Debby brought out the trivial pursuit board and cards. As usual, it was men vs ... that it's men vs. women in a game of strip trivia."

"What? Are you fuckin' serious, Deb," Gary said... Continue»
Posted by cuteb0y25 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Mature  |  
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