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Always keep your condoms in your car.

Always keep your condoms in your car.

... daughter. Welcome to the f****y.'

And the moral of this story: Always keep your condoms in your car. ...
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate ... to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,

the entire f****y... Continue»
Posted by moonrider 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Keep Your Mouth Shut

... .

“I’ll let you keep those, I can always print more. Not to mention the videos I got.”

“What do ... thing in to fuck with your head.”

I felt like a complete idiot. Terrance always told me I jumped ... in. “What the fuck you even lookin’ for? I can’t tell if you worried yo’ man can’t keep his eyes offa me... Continue»
Posted by bbwlovar 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore  |  
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Keep Your Hands To Yourself

... . “Next time keep your hands to yourself and off my man unless I say otherwise.” As Frank walks down ... not to. Knowing that Robin is definitely going to want to fuck this man she makes an effort to keep them ... to tag along. Once parked she does a double take on the car sitting beside her... Continue»
Posted by WillyPumps 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, BDSM, Group Sex  |  

5 Tips to Keep Your Girl Happy

... a promise to your girl, try to keep it. A girl pins a great deal of expectations to every single promise ... you guys make your relationship a better experience for your girl and yourself as well. As the saying ... in a relationship.

Pay Attention

You are undisputedly the centre of the world for your girl so, she... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Ten Reasons You Should Always Eat Your Own Cum

... a healthy treat waiting in your balls to keep you going for the rest of the day!
6. Recent studies have ... , potassium, proteins, carbohydrates, and fats, all of which can help supplement your normal diet.
2 ... . It helps keep you hydrated. Cum is mainly water, and can help make sure you stay hydrated, which is very... Continue»
Posted by SelfCumEater 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Taboo  |  
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Theatrical ....8

... said, “you will be punished, you have been a bad girl doing that to your s****r so if you choose ... sorry for her, I looked at him, “are you going to dump me if I don’t suck your cock?” I asked ... and who he wants as long as he keeps me happy and he does, in every way” I said, “well, we are off... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

One Night in the Old Tunnel

... the car and started walking to the old train station, along the way there was a underground passage under ... and asked if he wanted some paper to wipe his ass. He said yes and I handed him some that I always ... .

"Turn around and let me see that hot ass of yours. Bend over. Bet you would like to have... Continue»
Posted by fotobr 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Gay Male  |  
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Theatrical,,,,,,,, 22

... wanted me to fuck, either way, I was up for it.

We met for lunch and I could hardly keep my hands ... off him sat at the table holding his hand and gripping it very tight, with him I always measured my ... are you taking me?” I asked, “there must be a million beautiful women in your life who you could have... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  

Pete And Joe Get Laid (Second stab at humor in sex

... , you still got that condom in your wallet since high school prom."

"I can't help it Sharon Keller ... in the car Pete asks, "How are your balls?"

"Really, I don't want to talk about it." Mutters ... to grab us and stuff us in the car and take us home and screw our brains out? I think your brain... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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College life spring semester

... said.

"I know," Kris said.

"Go get it out of your car. You can't fool me," I said.

"Matt, I ... and was
laughing. "I called Colt and he's going to see he can buy. Matt, can
borrow your suitcase just ... to, alright. Another
thing while I'm up on my soap box, throw away your spit bottles. I about
called... Continue»
Posted by ab8715 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male  |  
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My First Time With Ryan

... jerked my pants down and it happened so fast I didn't even hear his zipper but I saw the condom ... . I took my jacket off and laid there propped up on my elbows while he took the condom off and threw ... to give me the first time, but it's always good to cum, so I wasn't going to complain. Plus, we still had... Continue»
Posted by seductresssasha 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote XVI - Favors

... toward sl**p.
Finally, after more minutes than he could keep track of, Jake felt the gentle ... tingling of sex building to something more within him. He kept sliding in and out, keeping his pace smooth ... could. “Of course you are, my darling,” he said, kissing her earlobe. “Aren’t you always?”
Natalia... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Hardcore  |  
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Older Man Teaches Me How

... interested - it's just that I'd always been training for triathlon, and between the running, swimming ... , and biking I didn't have time for much at all outside of school. My parents always thought I ... at a regional level. It kept me in pretty good shape though. At 5"9", and 120 lbs I was always pretty... Continue»
Posted by zopri 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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The skate park pays off (part II)

... at least three times a week but she would only come to the car about once a week.
When I am with Brit ... pleasing each other. I almost always lick and suck her perfect pussy first. Since our first time ... a forest around your big member there. We need to get that thing cleaned up.”
I hadn’t thought about... Continue»
Posted by bufffreak 9 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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College life 29

... said. "It's true but I didn't see your ass out
there much."

"Good reason too. I don't want ... moved to
his bed. We kissed on the bed for a little while.

"Do you always have to do that here ... you go Matt,
check your email," Corey said and handed me his computer.

I logged out and was so... Continue»
Posted by ab8715 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male  |  
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Giada’s Weekend Getaway (Erotic Fiction)

... as I took her heavy winter coat and hung it up on a coat rack.

“Hope you don’t mind if I keep my ... ******n hours a day. Plus I’m always traveling for my weekend getaway show or some Food Network special ... or I’m in New York for the Today Show or I’m at a book signing or something. And he’s always working... Continue»
Posted by sweetguy142 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature  |  


... the car pull into the driveway. James was finally here. She had told her parents goodbye that morning ... suddenly realized he wasn't sure that he cared.

Two hours later they were still in the car catching ... watching? And then he realized this was his chance. So he asked "What about you Amy? How was your... Continue»
Posted by sexaddict66 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Taboo  |  
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Mommy Dearest

... can't keep on like this. No money, no nothing. And she won't talk to me. She hates me now." he ... wasn't born addicted. Sheila managed to keep it together during Joy's younger years but when Joy ... a girlfriend already. I don't need the drama."

"But he wants you. Think about your rep and what... Continue»
Posted by Xtreme357 10 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Hardcore  |  

Wack A Doodle

... , shot the place up and plead 'insanity',

I reply, to wit, man up.

This story, as always ... and was always fascinated by my six pack stomach and my chest. Soon her tongue was moving down my ... there, I'm yours."

We arose together, I picked her up. like a groom dragging the blushing bride across... Continue»
Posted by Yubadude 2 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Masturbation  |  
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[b]May Day Weekend in Lockwinnock[/b]

... left her purse, illuminated the room.
Aaron felt a hand brush across his shoulders. “Its your turn ... , it’s the artist not the paintbrush that makes the picture.” What he really wanted to say was “Your 34 ... . “I am a good girl scout, I’m always prepared. But these may be too big!”
“Bitch!” he thought. Aaron... Continue»
Posted by odlum 8 months ago  |  Categories: Mature  |