Tie her spread eagle to the bed and have my wife go down on her and then while I was fucking that pussy I would have my wife plant her dripping cunt on your wife's face.

sa chatte m'a l'air très accueillante!!!
;)

i would definatly give her cunt a good fisting then a good hard fucking

I would fill that cunt with some thick hot cum and watch you eat it all out..

As a pencil holder, as for the butt, I'd use it to grow shrooms. You know, keep them in the dark and feed them shit...