Pregnancy


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Description: Two young lovers are doing what scientists call "a rude", and because he's a comitmentophobe and she's a slag, neither want a baby. It is your job, valiant semenologist, to deter the sperm from their precious nectar; lady egg.

Sperm are coming from all directions, heading towards the egg in the centre. Rotate the diapharm around the middle using the mouse, and bounce them away. If the egg flashes red, it's being fertilised and you must spell out the word "contraception" before the time is up. Every ti,e you do this, the timer starts from a lower number so be careful! Try to stop all the sperm to win.
Categories: Adult Arcade
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1 month ago
haha aw cool game.
2 months ago
i cant see a thing. all white in white. be careful with color picking next time...
1 year ago
I just let her get pregnant lol
maltiyes
retired
1 year ago
silly game
1 year ago
Surprisingly, there IS a win screen. right-click > play twice, bitches.
Now, to hack life so it's that simple. X3
1 year ago
note guys it's unwinnable. I blocked all sperms 3 times in a row and all 3 said i lost
1 year ago
What I hate the most is that fuckin' "You Lose" screen. They wanna get pissed off at me like THEY can beat this stupid game? Well why don't they put their gaming skills where their mouth is & try to beat it themselves?
2 years ago
What a fucked game
2 years ago
funny game :p
2 years ago
oops she got pregnant :p
2 years ago
OMG lol that cry
2 years ago
This is why I had a vasectomy. That damn egg is too easy to hit.
2 years ago
DAMNIT! The little fuckers are EVERYWHERE!!!
2 years ago
fail game is failure.
3 years ago
So THIS is why I have so many kids!
3 years ago
Tough game... good thing it isn't this hard on the real.
MissDauer...
retired
3 years ago
.-.
3 years ago
ok
3 years ago
thats hard (thats what she said)
3 years ago
fy««««funny game
swakkenha...
retired
3 years ago
Might as well be chasing the little fuckers myself.
3 years ago
It's ok
3 years ago
ha hah aha haa graet..
4 years ago
diaphram, condom spermicide jelly should be used
4 years ago
stupid :P
4 years ago
hehe this game is fun
bellboy99
retired
4 years ago
)o:
4 years ago
lame
4 years ago
boring lol
4 years ago
silly
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